/brit/

6 inches average probably looks bigger than it shud bc i'm so small otherwise ha

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy? Is he based?

sue

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based

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that's a nice tummy

balding lads

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the fucking nerve
trying to fob me off with diet

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hey same you should get an imaginary gf

pepsi max tastes like shite

already have loads mate haha

Shave it lad

he's kicking the wogs and refugees out and cracking down on the mafia

>Saudi Arabia carries out a rare CRUCIFIXION on a Myanmar man accused of stabbing a woman to death in her home

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love the 'si max me

If you want some insider knowledge. Management in stores has been telling .com staff NOT to go out back to look for stock during picks, so even though they might have it, if it's not on the shop floor you're fucked.

cat

theyre really loyal lol

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Man's gonna destroy Logan

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ネコ

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hahaha
banter

Have all governments after WW2 been ZOG then lads?

any choons?

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remember going through my angsty teen nationalist phase where I was angry at the world and shit

then as you grow old you realize nobody gives a shit about you or what you think and you set out on a life of individualism, not caring about anything but yourself and your friends/family

youtube.com/watch?v=biWAdpCSE3c

>short
>decent size willy but looks bigger due to small stature
Reckon homealone should get in touch with that Spanish manlet pornstar and star in some vids.

the 'ginary gf fucked my chad neighbour the other day
left me fuming

hate sue perkins

therapist moved my appointment back two hours lads

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alri youtube.com/watch?v=YXgAUg6V4w4

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literally me

not all

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dont kys

猫

whos got the smallest willy in here

no

Shame the brain tumor didn't kill that lezzer twat

Statistically, not I

Lei Fang poster I bet.

ive probably got the thinnest

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im 4.9 inch not bone pushed

dumb crossposter

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I've got 4.5 inch girth

i see therapists for fun desu
i try to make them fall in love with me aha

gay nigger

absolute king on the phone
absolute king in one to one conversation
complete shithouse when talking to a group

aaaa shaddapa ya face

further support for soft brexit

nice

this but unironically except only the first one the last one to a middling degree and the second one not at all

dont really know how much that is but i bet mines less

heh I’m the complete opposite, i come alive in groups

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watching this

Hmm ahh yes because raising kids in the state that britain is going to be in in twenty years will be just fine. You sir, are a naive and short-sighted fool.

did you really wanna with alice
did you really wanna like a wolf

thank god I've got the unemployed alt right virgins on Jow Forums to keep me on the straight and narrow

loser

Oh collyhurst road iam forsakken! An it’s not that my poor hearts an achin!

*gives out a bunch of mortgages to people that literally cannot afford them*

Reckon having a 3 inch willy is much better than being 5’3. Atleast some girls won’t be horrible enough to turn you away once you’re already about to have sex and got your willy out. At 5’3 you won’t get into that position in the first place

Don't matter what, dem nuff jewel mi wear
Caught me pants, it nuh have no tear
Shoes cost a few hundred a pair
An' me have money all through the year

Rumours dem spreadin'
Claim that a sensee me plantin'
But I man a de Don ina de jugglin'
A pure rumours a gwan
Rumours a gwan

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this supermarket sandwich is not good

yeah id rather have a really small willy than be 5'3

would rather be 5'3 with an 8 inch willy than 6'3 with a 3 inch willy

China is a paper tiger and is already losing the trade war

youtube.com/watch?v=l8_vJY4EGd0

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the gf

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Today's Fragrance : Hermes Terre d'hermes

That’s fucking stupid. Girls will fuck a 6’3 man with a 3 inch willy but won’t fuck a 5’3 man with an 8 inch because they won’t know you have an 8 inch

Things that need to come back:
>smoking at work
>drinking at work
>hitting women
>type writers

>they won’t know
yeah they will
word gets around
i used to live with a manlet who had a massive cock and he was swimming in pussy

any bubble n squeak man in

*puts you on ritalin*

I feel like NEETs used to be way more common on Jow Forums, like a solid 50% of the people you spoke to would be a NEET and NEET culture was very dominant. Doesn't seem that way any more.

this picture makes me miss winter for some reason

unironically use reddit as a source of information, it's a good tool for troubleshooting problems with hardware and DIY tips. guess it is what you make of it really, a lot of good content on there to be fair but you can equally find the absolute toilet end of it if you so wish. bit like the chans of today

Her entire face is caked on make up. Looks like a geisha (I mean this in a bad way btw)

I bet he wasn’t 5’3 though, that’s child height

youtu.be/89jbl0ZuaH4

enjoying some sushi with your soy sauce there love

depends on the board, /brit/ is relatively normoid(or as normie as the 'chon gets)

meanwhile on Jow Forums its practically 90% NEETs

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Looking up alcoholic liver disease to see how far I want to push myself

would give up toil forever if I could just get a £1500/month payment(matched with inflation) for the rest of my life

honestly just not worth the hassle for a little more money, you can't put a price on freedom

that's eel sauce/unagi on the sushi not soy sauce. the only soy sauce is in the bowl

/brit/ used to be 50% students 50% NEETs - now it feels like there's basically none of them left and everyone's just a toiler

interesting really

>unironically use reddit as a source of information

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