Why are bears so alpha? Sometimes I feel that bears are forest gods and their job is to rule over the forests

Why are bears so alpha? Sometimes I feel that bears are forest gods and their job is to rule over the forests.

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Unironically want to name my son bear or bjorn.

To rule over the Forest is the job of Man.

Nah forest shouldn't be dwelled by man. The man's place is in the plains.

Bears eat poo, and rubbish out of bins.

>Bears eat poo, and rubbish out of bins.
So do Australians, that's why we had to get rid of you.

Bears get killed by Jaguars all the time

Not Kodiaks. Jaguar wouldn't do shit to a Kodiak.

T-I-G-E-R-S are superior, bears fear to tresspass on their territory for a reason.

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>Australians are alpha forest gods whose job is to rule over the forests
>that's why we had to get rid of you
?????????

Lions are the best:
>big mane to show off
>laze around all day and make dumb bitches do all the work
>only get up to fight, eat and fuck
>kill and eat your rivals' cubs

Truly is the lion the beast that man ought emulate.

>get older
>younger stronger lion came, rekt you, fucked your lionesses and killed your cubs
>die from injuries because can't hunt anymore

Bears are probably the most frightening animals in the wild. I would shit muself if i evef encountered one. Whats it like camping in the USA with bears?

For me, it's the Lynx

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>implying this isn't beautiful in its own way

Kangaroos are the true alphas. A bear could never catch one

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>not crocodiles

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Lmao r*astie btfo

these are american lions

bears are alpha indeed

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Crocodiles are clearly the master species. Fucking things are terrifying.

You can run away from them or climb on something and they won't reach you, they aint shit compared to bears and big cats

All they have going for them is being cute scaly boys

Cat cucks

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They can jump. But I agree, hypos are more alpha than crocs.

theres no bear more alpha than the BLACK bear

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Sharks you mean.

Based

>Why are bears so alpha?

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>bjorn.
>not Björn
disgusting anglo

I always enjoying to watch American hunting grizzly or black bear.

HAHA SPORA BARA BORA SPROOLOLOL

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based BLVCK BVLL bear

alpha af

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Bears have small penises.

Sometimes bears become family

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>honey badger vs bear

Who wins?

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polar bear would win other bears would probably just run away

bear

Big kot

Mustelids are the most powerful creatures in the world.

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i want a pet badger. seen some on youtube and they look fun

I don't have that letter on my keyboard m8.