Who will you fight for in the Canadian-Saudi war?

We brought attention to them jailing a dual citizen dissident for a blog.

No one as is custom here in Switzerland! We'll watch you faggots have WWIII while we hoard war gold and eat chocolate...

based canada walking the "we're defending freedom" walk not just talking the talk like the yanks

>We'll watch you faggots have WWIII while we hoard war gold and eat chocolate...

>implying Belgian chocolate isn't better than Swiss chocolate

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>canada is based and redpilled
they were just hiding it behind their shitposting all along

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Meh Belgian chocolate is overrated and made by cucks who fuck waffles!
Hopefully Canada wins tho...

We'll support both teams and try to get the biggest profit possible from the situation.

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You mean the nationalism that pretty much destroyed their once top position in world affairs and power?

They haven't come with a single repond yet. How is that based?

Day of the rake soon!
I will fight for KSA. Death to Cucks and Eskimos

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"never interrupt your adversary when he is making a mistake" - ancient Arab proverb

Amen bror

>if we just take the punches, we win!
Ancient Canadian diplomatic tactic

I guess i'll fight for canada

now why would i want to stop the Saudi's from recalling their own citizens and not export their religion here?

>walking the "we're defending freedom" walk not just talking the talk

I feel like a mildly worded tweet is more "talking the talk" than "walking the walk". Eastern Canada even imports oil from Saudi Arabia, despite Canada being a major petroleum producer in its own right.

what exactly started this shit show? I heard it was a 9/11 tweet

Canada told KSA to release some Canadian citizens they had arrested and KSA went full retard and tweeted a pic of an Air Canada plane flying into CN Tower warning them not to get involved in their business.

>Thinking Cucktus Maximus Justin "If you beat the enemy, they win" Trudeau will ever respond to this with violence.

I'll fight for Arabia, to end Canada/Soros faggot menace

>what exactly started this shit show?

This tweet. The tweet that referenced 9/11 that you're thinking of was posted later on, and by a private Saudi group, not a government account.

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Is the tide finally turning against the Saudis?
Will we see that evil country wiped from the map?

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house of Saud are so use to getting their way

Cringe at all the Jow Forumstards who think Canada is based because of this.

Based.

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Why doesn't the gay faggot Trudeau just apologize like he always does? Its like he enjoys seeing the canadian economy falter all because his crying bitch minister couldn't help but virtual signal while he sells them weapons.

With saudi of course
Death to the faggots

leafs btfo

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>Fell by half a cent
*Yawn*

As far as I've seen the Canadians look really confident and a bunch of them are making very brave statements on internet forums like reddit and even here. But they seem isolated as the EU and muttland have stayed neutral.

Idealistically Trudeau may be right but I don't think they are realistic or strategic.

You're probably right, most superpowers are in bed with the Saudis for their oil shekels, but we shouldn't back down nonetheless, and Canada does have *some* leverage over the Saudis because we sell them arms.

fuck off toblerone is the best

NOMONONONO

sheesh, leafs are getting hammered on Jow Forums. dont worry, Jow Forums ameribros stand with you

>Its like he enjoys seeing the canadian economy falter

Economy is at its best in years and we have a surplus thanks to him, fuck off back to r/metacanada

>Giving a fuck what Jow Forums has to say on any matter

Probably some more fake quotes and a bunch of alt-right faggots suddenly sucking muslim dick because it suits the moment.

It's good though, it really helps expose just how in bed with terrorists world governments actually are.

Just remember, as May and Trump and Macron stand by in silence, that when the next bomb or shoot out hits Paris or London that the leaders of those countries give some sob story about it, in the end they provide cover and validation to the state sponsor behind global Wahhabi terrorism.

For mother asia.

Canada naturally. I like to be on good terms with my neighbors.

On the other hand, the actual strategic value of Canada's relationship with Saudi Arabia is fairly negligible, so Trudeau has little to gain from debasing himself by kissing the ring.

>Idealistically Trudeau may be right but I don't think they are realistic or strategic.

There's nothing to be strategic about, it's a diplomatic spat not a fucking war.

They responded in 4 major ways:

>They cut flights -> big deal
>They removed their students from our schools -> oh no less muslims taking limited enrollment slots from Canadians
>They banned their citizens from using our hosptials -> Oh no, now Canadians will wait less to use their own hospitals
>They cut trade -> That's worth a grand total of $1.5b to us, less than just Norway alone

They have no ground to stand on, we aren't reliant on their oil like many others so their little attempt to do damage isn't going to do anything. The "rocking" of the market dipped the CAD value by half a penny.

The Saudis have gotten too accustomed to everyone sucking their oil dick and are getting overconfident.

Based mountain jews

>we have a surplus
Resorting to lies? We have an 18 billion dollar deficit.
Less students means the universities will lose millions in tuition and same with hospitals.

Honestly I'd be really curious to see who USA would support if a war broke out.

It's like choosing between two children

That's not a hard guess, they provide both parties with weapons of course.
USA wins again.

A Torontonian posted this

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Canada should approach Iran

>hate muzzies
but also
>want to see leaf suffer

I think I will just support any action that will prolong their conflict

Will Québec fight for Canada or Saudi Arabia?

Saudi Arabia is 2% of our international students, we'll be okay. we always hit our quotas. we already got their money, so if they withdraw it's their loss.

>>want to see leaf suffer

What the fuck did we ever do to you czechoslovakians

>will lose millions in tuition and same with hospitals
Nope. We can easily make the shortfall through pimping our universities out to the children of oligarchs in both china and latin america.

Just goes to show how subhuman Arabs are. Saudis are literally screeching over non-issues like that fag and his wife being jailed and how women are treated like shit in KSA.

They screeched like typical Arab bitches because they don't like the bad rep. I hope they take all their 69,000 Saudi subhumans in this country.

>These faggots that think there's going to be a war
Yes, 2 countries on each side of the world are going to fight each other in the middle of the ocean with

trudeau's always been based but has also had his PR team spin him into some sort of lefty feminist type so he can win votes from the NDP

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They defended a feminist that we put in prison and is probably going to be executed now because they said women should have equality with men. Which is sick and wrong on all levels.

Canadians, I'd rather see Saudi Arabia destroyed.

>Which is sick and wrong on all levels.

So is fucking children and goats yet there you are

Didn't your country legalise sex with dogs?

>a few months ago western newspapers were like
>"whoa women can drive now in KSA, soon they'll be ruled by a queen!"

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It is stupid anyway. They can drive but they still need a male guardian with them. It is not like women can do what they like.

This is true. Trudeau's ultra-left image is PR spin that is used to try and pull NDP voters to the Liberals to shore up against Conservatives by just overwhelming raw vote count. He has deported more people than Harper did in his last 3 years, decreased immigration rates in the long term after appearing immigration friendly with the first wave. He's center left at best.

His brand is brilliant and clearly works because the entire fucking planet falls for it.

Based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled dog rapist

But isn't that annoying? I mean they can't even go to school or work like that without needing their husband/father to drive them around.

No? Don't you like your wife?

neither but I'll pray for canada's total annihilation

Yes but I don't want to spend half of my free time driving her around.

saudi arabia should grow a pair of nuts. they're going full autism rage over nothing

KSA must fall to make way for greatest ally's mighty empire.

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Trust me, it won’t

Is Italy even first world? Hahahhaha

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A hate both countries immensely.
But our country hates the Saudis for the wrong reasons.

This is how you actually play 4d chess.

>Quebec
>siding against brown people
>ever

They did work hard to get a burka ban

Quebec is our most racist province tho

that would be Alberta sweetie xx

1. province for WMBF relationships

They fucking love haitiains. Bunch of French niggerlovers.

it's one thing to fuck a black girl
fucking a Haitian is a different level

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It's the HIV and Aids capital of this hemisphere. The Dominicans literally try to barricade places

neocon heaven

WTF
I LOVE CANADA

>veiled
boy they embargoed you

What are you talking about? Canada has the lowest HIV/AIDS rate in this hemisphere. The highest rates in Canada are in Sasketchewan, not Québec.

I'm talking about Haiti you mongoloid

Oh, sorry, nevermind me. Though in that case the Bahamas have much higher rates than Haiti (3.22% vs 1.93%)

this is exactly what trudeau wants, if they kill canada, canada wins!

Are you Jow Forumstards still pushing taht fake quote?

>implying nationalism is good
neo-tribalism that's been used to justify terrible things