>Euros have dedicated machines to spray water onto their assholes
wtf I thought only Finns and Portuguese were gay?
Euros have dedicated machines to spray water onto their assholes
it's a meme
nobody actually has these
>tfw on the toilet now and just finished shitting
About to turn my bidet on and have a powerful jet of water clean my ass.
yea we have these
thank goodness, I was seriously concerned for a moment
This, I Wish we did though.
It is objectively more hygienic to clean your asshole after laying a hot creamy one.
this
I’d rather be gay and clean than straight and have shit streaks on my ass.
>he doesn't have a bidet
Us Mid Easterners use watering cans, it's much cleaner.
I use it,every time I take a shit.
It's just 5 minutes
I just moved to a new share house and have a private bathroom with bidet, I feel like a fucking prince
It's cleaner.
Nigger.
Mine looks like that. But it's got stronger pressure and I just use it on my butt.
I don’t have a bidet so I use the shower hose
>americans don't use a bidet after you shart in mart.
I guess that's why you all smell like shit
actually I used to have it at patents house, I assume you're talking about bidet. Nobody in the house used it though.
It's pretty much standard here.
Either you got no toilets (shitting streets) or toilets with built in jets (instead of designated bidets). I haven't seen toilet paper anywhere except Hotels that serve foreigners.
>in America it's gay to cuddle with your male friends
>Her country doesn't have a pussyphone
You mean a shower?
No, a pussyphone
You're a faggot, mate.
What's wrong with being gay?