/brit/

London>rest of Britain

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Best monarchs:
>William I
>Henry I
>Richard I
>Edward I
>Edward III
>Henry V
Rest of them were fucking shite

just been informed that I have ligma lads

What's that?

>London is in the UK

ligma fucking balls lmao

LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits).

benis

>Farkwonian

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Well what is it in then mongo?

are tim

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no
being a warmongering conqueror is all well and good but that doesn't make you a good king

reckon I'd make a shit-hot prime minister

It's nice being half decent looking because then you realise that the problem is yourself and that the reason you are a virgin is because you're an unlikable asshole.

i aint mad
i just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans

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it's not about tearing anyone down it's about talking realistic about facial aesthetics.

Your main problems are a recessed maxilla (which is part of what gives your eye area a really feminine look because there is not enough under eye orbital support). Along with the overbite which is also reflective of that and leads to the unaesthetic downward turned mouth/lip area nad the smallish (altho not that small) chin which has a too significant fold between chin and lip (again a result of the overbite/also reflects the weak maxilla).

On the positive even though your eyes are feminine they are quite well shaped and you have dark and straight eyebrows (a positive) unfortunately, adding to the femininity you have a weak brow ridge.
Your hair line seems fine and tapers properly at the side of the temples but hard to see with hair cut if recession at temples. Could have sharper edges for a "squarer" forehead rather than a curved one but it is fine as it is.

Ears seem perhaps slightly too flat (close to head) but my well just be angle, also seem perhaps slightly too long (should be same lenght as nose) but maybe angle again.
Your nose is mostly fine, its width fits correctly inbetween your eyes however I am concerned that your eyes are slightly too close together but again might be a photo issue.

Also going back to your lips they are too thin especially the bottom one and your phitrium is a bit too pronounced again the overbite/maxill aproblem.

Your cheekbones seem decent but let down by lakck of maxilla support. Similarly you have a decent ramus length on your jawline and a decent amount of width to your chin.

General comments. With regards to comestic procedures I would recomend consulting with a PS with regards to under orbital implants and possible le fort II procedure but tough to say from one photo and would have to consult. I assume you had braces due to the strong vertical ramus growth but it might be worth looking correctin overbite

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keep making a fool of myself

how have I not lost all my friends

Does he get any help or is he just left to stew in his madness?

never understood why that album gets such a punishing. if it was some obscure band one hit wonder it would be le hidden gem

what the fuck

how much do you have to drink to get health problems anyway

wish al/ck/ wasn't gone

I’m incredibly handsome but daren't post my face here it would make all of yous insecure xxx

is this a copypasta

The irony is that the faggots that make these sort of posts with utter seriousness are incels that have never had a gf.

>war of the roses: Lancaster vs York dynasty
>Winner: Tudor dynasty
what did bongs mean by this?

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any post in /brit/ that consists of more than 10 words is pasta

I think he's just left to stew for the most part

190cm is the most underrated poster

a new dynasty was founded it's not rocket science you chink twat

This I’m pretty and get plenty of attention off girls the issue is that I’m a loser with nothing going on. A lot of you youngsters will slowly start to realise that.

basic PSL analysis lol
no of course not.
not everyone is some maggot who doesn't care about aesthetics like you.

does morrissey still have cancer?
never announced he was cured

Not to mention it was started by the fucking Plantagenets

Bit sad really, he was normal once.

no one has a clue what PSL means you sad paedophile

Tudor is York and Lancaster put together. Also York and Lancaster were not actually different dynasties. They were both Cadet dynasties of the Plantagenets. Therefore it was just a reunification in reality.

Hobbies:
Going to work
Posting on /brit/ for several hours in a row
Looking at houses I will never own on Rightmove

Interests:
None

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Fuck off 190

taking pictures of myself and admiring the ones where i look decent

190cm is a pretty cool guy.
eh talks about doing drugs and being a failure with women and doesn't afraid of anything.

>fight war for 30 years
>Sir, we have won. Will you take the crown?
>nah, Im fine senpai. Give it to the Dudors

there was no "Lancaster" or "York" dynasty, it's not like Richard III was Richard York

both sides were of the Plantagenet dynasty, just different branches. The Tudors were a lesser Welsh branch of that family

often spend 15-20 seconds admiring myself in the bathroom mirror

just am generally aesthetically pleasing, simple as

/brit/ is a pseudo normie general

for me, it's the napoleonic wars

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see my post for an explanation

>not everyone is some maggot who doesn't care about aesthetics like you.
caring about aesthetics =/ being some autist.
Be born with height, a decent face, lift weights, dress well, and have good hygiene. Done, pussy will sit on your cock. You will never know that feel, lookism incel.

love the loose skin around the foreskin and vulva desu

puahate, sluthate, lookism. nothing to do with pedophilia you ignorant maggot brain. not my fault you have no taste or knowledge.
ahh yes that's why you're posting here on /brit/ instead of with a girl, fuck off you coping loser no one believes you aren't ugly as fuck.

wow really???

Is it tizzed out to buy a watch like this?
Going for the terror wave aesthetic ofc.

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boss nigger threatened to fire me

The reason why
The reason why
The reason why I had to die
Did I bleed the blood of greed?
What was my destiny?

gf can barely fit her pinky in her vag and im taking her virginity tomorrow, not sure how im going to go about this

>puahate, sluthate, lookism

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damn. its more fucked up than I thought

>that cope
I'm in bed with my gf next to me sleeping. Another feeling you'll never know, lookism incel.

how do I get thicker and darker brows

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No get the gold one the black one is virgin central

business idea: spend my money on consumerist tat so I don't spend it on smack

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literally philosophy of Elliot

dunno why you're proud of being ignornant vile neurotypical.
yeh i'm sure everyone here believes that, why don't you post a picture you lil coping maggot.

hate puas
hate sluts
hate ugly people
love pints
simple as, really

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shave them off
they grow back thicker

Edward VIII, you melt!

Hahahaha yeah good one mate
*furiously presses nonce alarm under my desk

deez nuts

It's faux gold tone though.
I already own a nice actual gold plated watch.
This is for operating.

sugma deez nuts

Is this pasta?

shut up yank

I'm the lebron james of shitposting

bloody racist

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canada hate thread
based saudi

What's the longest you have gone without eating?
Probably around 15 hours

yank my ligma

>1450 calories today
going to bed before I do any more damage

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couple of days when i had swine flu

1450 is well below your TDEE as long as you're not a lazy cunt

Pasta used to be something to cherish

Now literally anything could be pasta

This post is pasta

Depends what you’re wearing it with lad. Obviously you’d look like a plonker wearing it anywhere nice but the gold one is nice for streetwear just not a fan of the black one too dull may as well not even be there

>pasta
not a fan
prefer rice

keto+IF+paleo+waterfasting bro
20 stone in 2 hours or you're money back

like all starchy foods except brown rice that's rank

criminals in this town used to believe in things