Any germans around?

any germans around?
I want to kick your ass

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same

Germans are alright

just as I suspected, no GERMAN MAN around to answer the challenge
I therefore call upon a Russian to fight me instead!

How bout another American? Good practice for civil war part 2:Electric boogaloo

you force me to go one punching frog deeper but ok

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Imagine having an irrational hate boner for the country that
>invented the automobile
>invented aspirin
>gave us wagner, beethoven, mozart (was born in german speaking part of holy roman empire), bach, strauss, lena meyer-landrut,
>invented rockets enabling space travel
>discovered bacteriology
>discovered x-rays
>invented the mp3 player
>killed 6 million jews
>invented fanta
>invented bicycles
>discovered more atoms on the periodic table than any other country

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they will discover this ass whoopin next

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>Imagine having an irrational hate boner for the country that
Declared war on us twice. Funny how you would hate a country that does that.

Absolutely both based and redpilled

Name one time the Federal Republic of Germany declared war on us.

If German history starts at FDR, they better stop saying they have culture, since apparently their culture began in 1946. This means no HRE, this means no Nazi Germany, this means none of the achievements posted here besides perhaps x-rays and a few elements on the periodic table

>first world war america declares war on germany because america sent them a fake telegram claiming germany was planning to use mexico to invade them and because germany sunk a legitimate military target shipping weapons and ammunition to britain, which america decided to put on a civilian cruiser for some reason effectively using civilians as human shields to guard weapons shipments
>second world war roosevelt was constantly lending free arms, ammunition, supplies and equipment to germany's enemies britain and russia, and had ordered american ships to fire on any german planes or vessels, and was already effectively waging undeclared war on germany, all before germany officially "declared war".

>besides perhaps x-rays

are you literally fucking retarded? when do you think x-rays were invented? all your opinions henceforth are disregarded on account of you being an imbecile.

come at me bro

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>killed 6 million jews
[citation needed]

>the Zimmermann Telegram was "fake"
Fuck off you ignorant Nazi sympathizer.

>before germany officially "declared war"
Again more ignorance. Japan attacked us and Germany followed suit. Maybe Germany should choose better allies who aren't full 80 IQ mongs. They have a horrid track record, allying with Turkey and Russia in modern times.

We didn't kill 6 million Jews, but we should have.

>when do you think x-rays were invented?
Commercially, during the 1950s, for the x-ray microscope by Paul Kirkpatrick and Albert Baez. No doubt the German science preceding it was important, but before that point x-rays were purely toys. They weren't used for important medical diagnosis until the 1950s... which is the FDR.

I will make g*rmanics pay for what their ancestors did to Rome

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>zimmergram
>nazis

okay retardos

>ignoring the fact that US was already waging an undeclared war against germany and was firing on any german ships or planes they spotted.