/brit/ + /birt/

roses are red
violets are chomping
barber, give me the short back and stomping

t. yank lite

everytime i shag a girls arse i feel like a bender after i finish, but can't stop myself from doing it in the heat of the moment

wrong

@976
guarantee this poster has never had sex

>As a former governor-general, he receives an annual pension of $357,732
fucking hell why are government pensions so ridiculous

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foj

>bring personal laptop to work and say it's because I I'm struggling using my work desktop in Chinese
>Just have mega.nz open downloading stuff at 3MB/s

Odds I have tea
Evens I have coffee
Doubles I have a pint of wine

fucking capsicum
might as well called ketchup "puréed solanum lycopersicum"

ate a spoons yesterday #isupportbrexit

>pint of wine
alri big sam

BOOMER YEAH

BOOMER USA

scrapping champagne and prosecco for English sparking wines is unironically based

think brit will get the get?

Any aquarius man in?

Do Australians season their Sus scrofta domesticus with Piper nigrim

based spoons

morn'

omelette with ham and cheese, granola and milk, orange juice, coffee and some water for brekkie

/brit/ always gets the numbers

yeah noble of them to take the hit on their booming champagne sales

probably shagged more girls than you mate

me lad

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have lost track of the normie zeitgeist desu

do normies even like nandos anymore? what do normies do these days

I too am in the cultural wilderness and have been for some years

watch twitch

i think they just spend their lives on instagram or something

if you've never seen a gaggle of Deanos celebrating Smithy's promotion to Area Manager with a £40 bottle of Brut in a spoons then you're not even British

Everyone has to love nandos, its true south african flavour

morning shit left my arse hole looking like a 2 pound coin

noticed that as well

aaaaaaaaaaa

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the modern normie only migrates from Instagram briefly to Twitter while a big television event is happening

now lads, if one of you doesn't get the get i'm going to be very disappointed in you

They go to spoons Beer Gardens, watch love island, go on holidays to ibiza, and the PL is about to start

Maccies is even bigger in the normie community now

reckon reading has the highest deanos per capita in the uk desu
every bar crawling with them, their plastic girls, shiny shoes and shite taste in wine

shunning the gymnasium in favour of sitting in drinking tea and eating cakes

genuinely haven't lol and i'm 33

Racemixing Power-ranking

God-tier:
>Jewish

Great-tier:
>Asian

***Power Gap****

Bad-tier:
>Indian
>South East Asian
>Middle Eastern

Terrible-tier:
>Native American
>Black

Everywhere is Deano now mate.

gonna study normie psychology at oxford lads, 300k starting

i am severely mentally ill

Jewish isn't a race you cretin

hook nosed kike hands typed this post

elaborate lad

This sounds like my idea of personal hell.

what did he mean by this

God literally race-mixed with a Jew. How is that not God-tier?

What a legend
I aspire to be like that guy

are tim

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i have been to ibiza on holiday LOL i am completely neuroatypical tho

tell me what part of the current prevailing conversation made you think "now's a good time to bring up fucking races again"
sick to bastard death of you new world pricks

Native American is god tier, can get yourself a Sean O'Pry type son.

Going to be spending a minimum of 13 hours on here today so you all had better get used to my company

i need help I am not right in the head I should be killed

Neon Genesis Evangelion is the only good anime

you can fuck off with that pagan shite for a start

Literally LITERALLY have to have my penis sliced lads. Need to either have a frenuloplasty or a circumcision, doctors given me some special soap I have to use for 3 days before my operation because otherwise I'll get MRSA, terminally grim

The Chronicles of Deano: telling the lifestyle that's too hot to handle

whys that lad whats the problem

nice did you start watching anime last week

what are your interests

me everyday ha

A yank normie I met on holiday stopped talking to me after I said I don't watch Love Island

reckon someone told him only virgin freaks don't watch it

Yes

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Yeah but these people go only to drink and fuck. You probably went to soak up the culture or the sun

phimosis?

Doing a herb run, anybody want owt?

Tits and fanny

i went to drink and dance and soak up the culture and the sun, certainly didn't fuck tho ha

*goes to Ibiza to soak up the culture*
*returns, fulfilled, after 4 minutes*

Saw a long advert whilst watching morse last week, a middle eastern tour company, every one of the country’s was the same barren, brown, soulless shitholes who on earth would want to go there

please elaborate cos I have phimo

I think someone should really help Tim out. Such a poor guy.

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so ignorant, bet you think all ibiza is is the san antonio promenade

The "get" is near

whenever anyone asks if i've been to ibiza i have to say no even though i did, went with my parents

it's pronounced Eye-beetha
wouldn't want any of these deanos realising you're a virgin freak not a top lad

Crystal Palace football club

Le ebin get

/brit/ is for anime

...

doing a poo

I've gone into work everyday this week high. Bossman must not mind, even though I operate machinery.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is literally the only good anime

ban yank