1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Do you see these things often in your house?

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Nooo

scary shit, no never seen this in my house

no but I have these fuckers roaming around toilet and bathroom

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Those are cute

hats wolf centipede it main preys on It might actually bite you but it only hurts nothing else.

never saw one

Anyone else thought this looked like a puckered anus in the catalog?

yeah

i see these silver things in old clothes

WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK IS THIS

I saw this thing, it's kinda cute

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imagine one of these little shits crawling on your balls while you slept.

you probably won't even notice

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1. Japan
2. No

They are beneficial insects
Please don't kill them ;_;

Same here.

>European hygiene

Spiders are more beneficial, and these things kill them

wait a minute that filename

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No, but I saw this

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i think a bite would hurt though.
are your balls numb?
it's bigger than an ant and i can feel it when one crawls

god i hate these fuckers

All the time.
These too.

Fuck no, thankfully I've never seen one, but they were apparently brought to Mexico hundreds of years ago by fucking m*ds.

You are not alone at your house

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silverfish are harmless and usually only come out at night

Those appear because you have dust in your house. Clean your house

yeah, had 4 this year (probably always the same one lol) but they are cute

They can bite you

It is a gejigeji.

What the fuck is that?

if they think you want to hurt them or eat them yeah

only reason Id want to live in an apartment rather than house is to avoid insects t.b.h

No. Things like that won't survive here :)

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THESE CREEPY LITTLE PRICKS

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wtf is that

>hangs out laundry for a couple hours
>take it down and shake it
>carry inside
>10-15 of these fuckers crawls out of the laundry

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only in bathroom

*Rawr* We have this here.

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All the time. Fuck them.

nope

these guys can be quite friendly, i like them

After finding one in my underwear once I will always hate them.

So glad I live in these pleasant isles

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Not often but I encounter those sometimes. They're just common house Centipedes

These fuckers are everywhere and unlike the yellow ones they bite humans

I’ve killed two of those, fucking hate 5em now. They are also very fast
Thhey eat silverfish actually

Same

hun
whats that

The one in your picture is the devil alien kind the actually fucking bites.
I used to live somewhere else and there were silverfishes but they were smaller and cuter and never bit.

I once opened the door to my bathroom and as I walked through it one of these fell off the frame and landed on my face.

Yikes. No

Thumbnail looked like an asshole. Now I'm disappointed.

jesus christ a fucking jew

this, they are literally everywhere. also fast as fuck too, literally sonic tier

flag
I have never seen insects in my house ever except flies

hi fellow /mu/tant

there is a gecko that currently lives in my house.
i only saw it 3 times because its really fucking fast

Killed one of these last night, I know they're harmless but they're just too huge

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1. Flag.
2. More often at work.

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Saw it once and nearly shit my pants. Couldn't believe something like this existed.

what about lizards

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No unfortunately, because they eat spiders and I can't stand spiders, it's so ugly.

ayy lmao what the fuck is that?

if you kill centipedes around your house you're mentally retarded/dumbassed
they don't lethal and keep away the spiders and mosquiters whom'std' are harmful IRL

>Filename
>Guelph, Ontario
OH NOOOOOOOOOO I LIVE IN GUELPH!

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He cute.

Found one of the OP’s in my boxers once as well. Luckily I hadn’t put them on yet.

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That's not a lizard, it's a gecko. They eat mosquitos and shit they're cool.

kill them with fire

No but i had to kill a house spider today :(

Now imagine being aussie

This fuckers are common in the contryside.
Never seen any of the other critters mentioned so far.

FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THEYRE EVERYWHERE

¡La papalota!

We got them too.

cute alien

friend

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These things are harmless and eat bugs, however, it means your house has damp spots that need fixing.

I'm not sure how they got inside, but I found a nest of mud daubers once. They look scary, but they are harmless.

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is not a big mosquito

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Always try to help the little fellas out of the shower. Sometimes I do more harm than good.

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I've had one of these fuckers crawl inches from my face one night.

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What a qt, I love the way they move.

cute!

>The police described Horikawa as looking neat and clean
Should've fucked her

These things are nice, whenever I see one I have it walk on my hand cause it's cute.

Not a mosquito, we call them "cousin" here.

No, I see THESE
Holy shit I hate them, I see them in my own room quite too often, have no idea where they come from

I have no problem with crawling bugs

but those buzzing fucking assholes piss me off so much holy shit

and of course mosqitoes get a special mention as probably the only species on Earth that categorically deserves genocide

especially those asian striped bastards holy fuck

lizards are cute in all cases
even the poisonous ones

I absolutely despise those little fucks, dont care if theyre harmless or beneficial, if they come into my house they're dead

Two days ago I had rude hornet in my home it bullied me and wouldn't let me sleep

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Would never live in Australia desu.

i just had to deal with one of those fuckers that stink up the place if you squish them so you cant even kill them

fucks sake so annoying
bugs are the worst part of summer

>Play in dark
>Window open
>Tense scary part
>One of those fucks spergs into your face
>Have heartattack
Jej