Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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おつかれなさい

我々日本国民は、戦争犯罪の歴史を隠蔽・否定するような愚行を今後一切行わぬよう努めるとともに、過去の過ちを真摯に受け止め、教育過程において正しい歴史教育を行っていくことをここに誓います。

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I love Japanese girls!
I love Japanese games!
I love Japanese food!

I love sushi.
I love anime, and manga, and gay men!
I love Japan, period.

ルームシェアしましょう?

皆さんは俺ん家に招待しているわ

家賃は億円/月

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You are lucky to live so close to Japan.
It takes me 14 hours by plane!

...

23時まだ寝ないとダメよ。

すぐ歯磨いて寝よう

>まだ
*もう

方向性としては宜しいのではないでしょうか。

好きな人に好きって伝えるんだ

/b/ ってすごいね
/b/は何でもありな板なのかな
report でも /b/ は除外されてるっぽいし

やはり
おれってアホ

どうも

アノンくん、この時間になにしているのか

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Update to Ohtani

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Where can I find apartments that people have died in?
I want cheap rent

ドアホ

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荒らしにマジレスすることもあるまい

arashi for dream

アダルトビデオの帝王だ

Search "事故物件"

不動産は最近高価でしょう。俺は小さいなトレーラを五人でルームシェアのに300ドルを払います、毎月。死にたいw

大島てる だろう。やっぱ
oshimaland.co.jp/

残念、俺の地域って空っぽ。
ま、警察を電話し、事故物件を尋ねるわ。

Thank you hopefully I dont get possessed

隠れ巨根だ

どうして隠れる
beproudofyourpenis

当たって砕けろ精神で臆せず気持ちを伝えてこい

僕が本当に僕であることの証明(あかし)は未だに不明(みつからず)

星辰のような清新な誠心精神を制したらどう

youtu.be/A0bIXkJoWLw

youtube.com/watch?v=Xn-Wr2MpOHg

中川家礼二の働く人のモノマネいつもおもしろいね

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kanami 大丈夫かな?
カナダでも今大規模な山火事が発生中みたいだけど

こいつがサウジ人に殺された

カナダの山火事カリフォルニアのより大きいのかな?
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下ネタ時

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どっち?

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朝やで
日本人は起きるやで

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an a girl has told me that Im a weird guy for the 11th time.

右のほうだけど、むすこは16.5cm
そんなに大きくないと思うが

in how many months?

since 2006

11 times in 12 years are not so bad.
Or is it bad that you actually stayed weird for 12 years?
Or is it bad that "you are weird" is all she can say about you after knowing you for 12 years?

you are definitely weird

what makes me be a weirdo? I feel to be pretty normal.
ahhh fuck those women.
my life is great , I would repeat everything again.

youtube.com/watch?v=vfOv6rvi0eg

バナナフィッシュと異世界魔王の二本立て
今回も面白かった

>would repeat
why? Because there's no prospect of your future being any better than your past?

おはよう
夏が戻ってきた(;´Д`)

youtube.com/watch?v=hCLqdOHRryQ

日本に住んでるけど日本らしいことはほとんどできていない。
早く仕事を見つけなければ私は死ぬだろう。

interesting observation.
there is nothing certain about the future so I can only rely on the past.

おはよう
今日も暑くなりそうだ ね

the future is uncertain for all of us, but not all of us rely on the past.
it may be simply because they don't have the past to rely on or they have something to look forward to.

A girl has been following you and incessantly calling you “weird” for more than ten years.
>what have you learned from this country?

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Can anyone show me a link to the blog "yomei sannen jiji nikki"?

I googled it but all results are just talking ABOUT it. No direct links.

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yes, if they dont have a past to rely on then their life was not a good life.
so if my life was good before then I dont need to look foward for something better.

ガンゲイル・オンラインとりゅうおうのおしごと購入
発売日が被ってるのはいいとしてガンゲイル上中下の三冊かよ
下巻発売されたら一気読みすることにしよう

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>A girl has been following you and incessantly calling you “weird” for more than ten years.
Invite her for tea at your place and escalate.

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how to conquer the heart of a tsundere girl?

The past is something done and over.
There's no guarantee that it happens again even if you enjoyed it.
Besides, haven't you ever faced a difficulty and overcame it by struggling hard?
The struggling was so hard that you always feel "I could never do that again" when you look back at it?

yh649490005.xsrv.jp/public_html/
This would be so but these days posts just seem incoherent delirium.
Did it seem intriguing for you?
The writer is reportedly going to plung into hardship in his life. Watch him mercifully.

>The struggling was so hard that you always feel "I could never do that again" when you look back at it?
nope
every single of my past mistakes made me stronger and wiser. .

Say “weird” to her.

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You have an obsession with ONE GIRL.

THIS IS BAD. Tsundere is codeword for bitchy.

I don't blame you for having mommy issues bc I do too, but you have to just approach random women and ask them out.

YOU WILL GET REJECTED ALOT. LEARN TO LOVE REJECTION.

Read rooshv.com and pirate "Day Bang" on thepiratebay.com.

Spend time on /fa/ and learn some basic bitch fashion.

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>Tsundere is codeword for bitchy.

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>wiser
I doubt it. You still haven't realised that your past happiness was something given by your mother.
You have to win your future happiness for yourself.

>This would be so but these days posts just seem incoherent delirium.
He used to be great, but he is more lousy?
>Did it seem intriguing for you?
I've only heard of his blog read super liberal "japan times" whining about him. Anyone who makes liberals angry makes me want to learn about them.
>The writer is reportedly going to plung into hardship in his life. Watch him mercifully.
You mean besides death? When do his "3 years" end?

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whenever you interact with her, pretend like you're only talking to her because there's nobody else to talk to. just talk to her like she's "one of the guys".

and then one day, just casually mention that you went out of your way to spend time with her, and then leave. never mention it again. she'll confess her feelings within two weeks.

you won't be able to do it convincingly though, you seem pretty autistic.

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Australian is also codeword for bitchy.

Britain got rid of all the bitchy shitty people and sent you to Australia, when they should have sterilized you.

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>and then one day, just casually mention that you went out of your way to spend time with her, and then leave. never mention it again. she'll confess her feelings within two weeks.
This works for you? Sounds mega beta.

You would NEED to be an autist to obsess over one woman anyway.

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>want to learn about them.
So just check it with your own eyes.

>"3 years" end
The original writer deceased allegedly.
Guys who took him over is going to be sued by liberal lawyers.

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>So just check it with your own eyes.
I will. I was just answering your question.

PS: English translation? I haven't mastered Japanese yet and I think Google Translate is probably shit.

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>The original writer deceased allegedly.
Do some argue he is still alive?

>皆は英語で会話してる日本語スレ

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currenty girlfriend says that's what got her interested. she thought i didn't like her at all, but then i said i had went out of my way to spend time with her and she got interested.

>mega beta
nah, i genuinely wasn't even interested in being in a relationship. i noticed that a lot of girls started liking me when i genuinely didn't want a girlfriend.

Thanks for your answering my questions and your intriguing pic, but I don’t think there’s any
>English translation
I think nobody do it. I am just indifferent to those topics and haven’t ascertained by myself.

>You have to win your future happiness for yourself.
why?
mommy has more than enough money and she ok with share it with me for free.

nah bro I gave up on getting a gf long time ago, now I only fuck with prostitutes, in fact I have fuck more than 100 prostitutes.

辛辣

catch any bugs yet?

やっぱこう言うのは良くないよ!
みんな日本語でポストしなきゃダメだよ!

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がんばれよ

nope, but this weekend I will go for a STD checking Im feeling a bit itchy on my penis foreskin, maybe I have got herpes.

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>I have got herpes.
Congratulations, degenerate. You have the gift that never stops giving.

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hehe just in time when Im getting ready for my sex tourism trip to Japan and South Korea.

and you are still wondering why a girl is calling you weird for 12 years.

ありがとう。
せっかく良い求人を見つけても速やかに応募するのが苦手だ。
履歴書4枚書いて4枚とも書き損じた。
派遣の求人はもう見たくない。

THIS!!!

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経歴や履歴は先に書いておくとよいね。
また信頼できる求人エージェントを探すのもよいだろう

>派遣の求人はもう見たくない
でもそうなると介護かサービス業くらいしか求人ないだろ

Oh... I thought you had a girl whom you had known for 12 years.
So, there's no girl who stayed in your life for that long, except for your mother.

BETAの皆さん、LOSERの皆さん
はよ
かつて、殺人実況があった
異世界、適度なお色気がええねぇ
もっとも、今季は女子落ち、すのはら荘など、お色気路線はお色気路線と、
分化している
如何にも女が好きそうな話題やからな

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派遣ってのは雇用形態のことだから
介護やサービスは業種のこと

whats your honest opinion about that japanese man yuta?
and find your love in japan youtubers?