/brit/

big anime chebs

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Commited an orgasm to scat porn once, not proud of it, but there is something to a beatiful girl doing a nasty shit that fires the epididymis up

stumbled upon a LGBT Facebook group
High correlation with this kind of ideology and physically being a freak

Hypnotic this

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVzgu6qx7cU

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sick of all this paki shite on the tele

don't snap my undies

whities giving me no rest atm, need more ethnics round here

meet me at regents park for a midnight escapade xxxxxxx

Get panic attacks every time I smoke weed

When I feel my muscles relax, heart beat quicken and eyelids close I freak the fuck out. Can’t stand the feeling of losing control over my body, that’s why stims such as ecstasy or cocaine shall forever be my drug.

And yes yes I know that "scat" includes pissing as well, that arouses me too, but in a different way

>that lad who was bragging about 'redpilling' his coworkers on iq.

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No other triviality gets me as riled up as "I mean..." at the beginning of discourse
Truly the filler word of untermenschen

pls respond

>panic attacks
depression level meme condition, grow up

When you're right you're right

okay faggot you better be there

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>channel 4 right now
Fucking kek

Listening to black people rhyming words in succession

I FUCKING LOVE BENZOS
I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE AND FRIENDS THANKS TO BENZOS
I HATE CRIPPLING ANXIETY AND MY BROKEN BRAIN

done weed a handful of times
Felt absolutely nothing

Am I getting dumber or are captchas more difficult
The fucking signs one is ultra hard boss mode, fucks me every time

Regents Park fucking Mentioned

What you on

That’s what I thought until I experienced one, they’re real. If you ever get one you’ll know.

dunno

youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

lots of clonazepam
I love Clonazepammmm
I love life and everyone and I had a great day today but it's sad that I have to take drugs to feel like everybody else

how do you get hold of them? used to have to get them from the darknet

this hungarian bloke off the darkweb
good prices

youtube.com/watch?v=HgpcZEJojlk

tune

hate Hate HATE when people say "you know" to condescendingly emphasize the obviousness of something as in "Or you could just, you know, try talking to them" absolute cuntheaded Reddit speak shite it is

is there a penger burger topping than a fried egg

Are you typing like a drugged out spazmongo on purpose?

/brit/ is a TERF general

what do brits think of led zeppelin? oasis? are they on par with the beatles?

the absolute runtiest question I've ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

beatles > zep > shit > oasis

loop zoop

TINKER
TAILOR
SOLDIER
SAILOR
RICH MAN
POOR MAN
PAPER MAN
THIEF

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I'm the opposite, I can smoke spliffs endlessly, but a line of coke or a dab of ket and I spend the next three days laying awake in bed staring at the walls planning how I'm going to kill myself when I just get the motivation.

at regents park lads
he isn't here
rather upset

wanker
poo man

fantastic

I’m hit and miss with ket

Put off it permanently because I’ve only took it a handful of times and smashed gram lines every time, instant k hole followed by confusion and self loathing in the morn. Apparently small wee keys is the ticket to actually enjoying it.

lads this is our chance

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have never found a drug i didn't like
except for meth that shit is trash

"I love squares"
what do I mean by that?
do I love geometrical shapes with four right angles?
do I love four-sided, areas surrounded by buildings?

sure do enjoy english ""language""

They want men not freako skitzladz

why are you trying to distinguish the same thing?
dumb borscht nigger

fug

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don't be a square

columbia disaster was grim

>The crew cabin separated from the rest of the orbiter and rapidly depressurized, which would have killed or incapacitated the astronauts within seconds. Afterwards, the cabin spun around at high RPM, which caused the seat restraints on their upper bodies to fail. They were thus whipped around violently and pummeled by flying and falling objects from the disintegrating cabin

>After cabin disintegration, the astronauts' bodies were released into the upper atmosphere and battered by extreme aerodynamic forces and temperatures. The remains of the crew then fell some 200,000 feet to earth, where they were also subjected to burning from aerodynamic heating. The official NASA report omitted some of the more graphic details on the recovery of the remains; however, witnesses reported various gruesome finds such as a human heart and parts of femur bones.[29]

hope i die before the rest of my family and they get good use out of the savings im not using

it means "i love nerd runtoids that post on /brit/"

>meth
>flag

Ahh yes

>k rool and simon belmont are actually in smash
wew lads

I'd say the same with weed, make yourself a happy ciggy, do a rollup with some green on top.

*open dating app*
>1st option : Instathot with link to snapchat
>2nd option: Instathot with link to snapchat
>3rd option: Instathot with link to snapchat
>4th option: A 5 whose tired of games and is into traveling, hanging with her friends, and going on adventures
>5th option: Landwhale whose also tired of games , " no hookups"
>6th option: Jaded sarcastic unhappy bitch who sounds like a miserable human being and has a list of demands whilst complaining about fuckbois
>7th 1st option : Instathot with link to snapchat
Ah yes

Ima tell you, like Thailad told me
Trannies Rule Everything Around Me

>spliffs
based, people always complain when i put tobacco in my joints

i think meth is wank though so i differ from my countrymen in that sense

Ketamine is a shit, shit, shit drug.

Admittedly I've never kholed before but I've done a billion bumps and there is 0 fun

you forgot to delete the 1st

want to try ket because i liked dxm but would prefer it without the vile taste and nausea

Mates gf texts me everyday without fail

anyone else invited?

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Too few Western characters 2bqh
In fact none if I think about it

Some kid in James' class is still 12 and he wants to exclude him.

youtube.com/watch?v=oTH_xve-oTU

Well then get cracking

K hole was the strangest experience of my life. I thought I was dead 2bh, my conscious just repeatedly told me I had died and there was absolutely nothing. No external stimuli, just one little voice and nothingness. Funny enough I could logic with myself in my head that I probably was dead because I already had two yokes, a gram of coke and a fair bit of drink when I smashed a big gram line. Wasn’t myself for a week after, be careful with ket laddums.

Mental to think those little runts have still probably gotten more action than a lot of /brit/ posters in their mid to late 20s

posting from my phone

got acid thrown in my face on the way so I decided to head back home sry

what season does riker have a beard

>have to be 13

what the fuck whenever i had a birthday party i would just invite my friends of course some of them will still be a bit younger thats how birthdays work u little cock sock

ordered a gram of ketamine once
dont know if the vendor got the right order and I have no idea what a gram looks like but there was a ton in that bag and it lasted me a good few months haha

anyone got a banger for my tinder

>tfw feel like someone who lied their way into their career

>tfw feel im too good for my current job but too shit for anytging above it

for me it's /a/, Jow Forums, /lit/ and /wsg/

fuckin hell I'm in Cornwall there's peng cider everywhere even in the tescos I've never seen so much choice of cider before

okay? back into your cage now

Long season
It's on Spotify now

what are some iconic western characters that aren't sony, xbox (including rare nowadays) or pc?

wbu?

love megumin

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sorry lad, I didn't want to be mean with this post
I liked your post, and just wanted to provide some constructive criticism

>for me it's /a/, Jow Forums, /lit/ and /wsg/
anime reddit runt

used to go to these types of lame parties in secondary
essentially they always have a younger sibling that they don't want at the party so they set the age requirement so the younger sibling stays in his room

Crash Bandicoot would work since he's recognised in Japan and now cross-platform.
Also Minecraft is popular in Japan and cross-platform.

Ketamine is great but I’m never quite sure what the point of it is. Definitely doesn’t make me more social and it’s very rare that I “learn” anything from a trip just leaves me very confused. It’s pretty fun at parties and raves but again not sure what the point of it is.