Tfw don't have any cool animals like Bears left in my country because we hunted them to extinction

>bears are fucking terrifying
all bears I know are either cute or sexy... don't know what you're talking about
>lesbian couple
no wonder why you're confused

Don’t worry chad North American mammals will take over

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No I wasn't 18 at the time

Let me guess you live in New Jersey

bears have super sensitive noses and it's more effective to have pepper spray with you than doing anything else

No this took place in North Idaho

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I would be more worried about mountain lions if I were you.

Mountain lions are giant pussies. I don't think there has ever been a single case where a mountain lion has killed a full grown man. They'll eat your kids though

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Bears have super sensitive noses that can smell the smallest crumb of food from miles away, that's true, but bear spray will deter pretty much any animal walking the earth. The chemical attack the mucous membranes and will instantly incapacitate the target. I've been in a situation where I decided to try my can of bear mace, then the wind went in the wrong direction and I had a bit of it in my face. I started coughing uncontrollably and my eyes were in literal pain.

In the right weather conditions, I would trust bear mace a million times more than a gun against a black bear. Maybe not against a grizzly, but against a black bear, yes.

That sounds very good and logical.

However, you’ve never seen a grizzly in the wild, have you?

Bears are apparently quite smart.
Here they're acting just like mother dogs do with their puppies.

>google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/05/20/us/washington-cougar-attack-leaves-mountain-biker-dead/index.html

Bears are pretty smart. About as smart as the smartest dogs.

They're not very common and tend to avoid people.

Feels good being one of the last few countries that isn't an overpopulated shithole. IT must suck when you realize being a normalfag breeder immigration cuck will destroy all your wildlife and nature so some rich people can get some temporary monetary gain.

wow, 26 deaths in the last 120 years, and more than half of them were children
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_cougar_attacks_in_North_America

So in other words your entire argument:
>I don't think there has ever been a single case where a mountain lion has killed a full grown man.
Is invalidated? Thanks for admitting it.

That's still practically nothing, but yeah i was wrong

We should exterminate humans in UK and then bring bears there

the virgin red
the chad grey

Jesus christ I'd be more than happy if my country had genocided these shits before. You retards thinking these species need to be protected from extinction are dumb af, you obviously never were face to face with one in the forest.

t. pussy

>tfw california
>tfw grizzly bear on our flag, but in the wild we drove them to extingtion
>tfw we've lost a shit ton of habitat because boomers wanted to commute 30 miles each way to work (subburbs)

Some species aren't as dangerous. Black bears are easily scared by people and can be chased off with noise or a stick if they even dare to attack. Brown bears don't bother you if you stay out of their way. Polar bears are nasty fuckers though.

bearspray is statistically less likely to get you injured,
just carry both

this

USA has
B E A R S
M O U N T A I N L I O N S
W O L V E R I N E S
M O O S E
P A N T H E R S

>tfw my dog can open some doors and cabinets
I guess bears can do that too

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>>it will happen to the vaquita marina
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BAN GILLNETS WHY IS IT SO HARD?

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They are indeed, ours (Andean bears) often build stick platforms on trees, which is awesome

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>I guess bears can do that too
Bears can learn to open doors, no joke

azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-science/2017/03/02/rare-jaguar-spotted-mountains-arizona/98641298/
and
J A G A U R S

Hello American Tourism Industry shill

DELETE.

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>we should kill all animals that might hurt me

No

Even cats can learn to do that, I'm sure bears can

when do we restore the jaguar to its rightful habitat?

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shut the fuck up wacky bruce

Also, if your cunt isn't working to get your wolves back, you ought to be ashamed.

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>they'd be jaguars were I live if it wasn't for ecological damage

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>Jesus christ I'd be more than happy if my country had genocided these shits before. You retards thinking these species need to be protected from extinction are dumb af, you obviously never were face to face with one in the forest.

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BEARED

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I bet I could kick a bears ass

why don't you fuck a bear's ass instead? sounds like more fun

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YEAH KILLEM

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>tfw wolves are returning to Germany
>tfw some retards are going to kill them because hurr they're dangerous

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Nigger they weight over 100 kg, if a fucking shitbull can kill a human then a much bigger stronger cat can do it way easier.

don't care virgin

nytimes.com/2017/09/20/world/europe/bison-germany.html
>innocent bison
>JA KILLEM

>don't care virgin

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Tfw even żubr is migrating to germoney

>we hunted them to extinction
Who's we?

british isles have these hairless monkeys that turn red in the sun tho, pretty unique.

Bears are the assholes of the forest. They always lurk in bushes and try to bite my head when I'm cycling in a forest

Lempeä nallukka :3

youtu.be/69atYyxcz4o

cec

youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

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This is the dumbest shit. Even an eurasuan lynx would, hypotetically, kill a full grown man if you forced such a confrontation. A mountain lion would crush your neck pretty much before you realized you were in deep trouble.

but mountain lions ofter run from humans, its not in their natural behavior to attack us in most cases

Yeah they avoid us and are very particular in what they hunt. But don't be a fool believing that they wouldn't fuck you up in seconds if they decided to. And in this scenario I'm assuming you're a big guy.

>his country doesn't have bears and wolfves
>his bears don't attack tourists

wow, they are really close with each other
youtube.com/embed/EGXAi-qwUYg?start=201&autoplay=1

Yes they cool. I like bears and onion

Bear eats human alive.
kill those filthy animals!!!
massacare all bears!

Nearly hunted bison to extinction, though. I honestly don't know how they did it; there were tens of millions of bison but in 1889 the population was about 1100.

Beras eat berries and fish

>short sighted retards

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wow didn't realize canadians are such big pussies

Omg i knew that brits are russophobic but it is too much...

1. Because our incompetent and corrupt as fuck government that should all be jailed for life until they burn in hell for eternity couldn't care less until it was too late, until DiCaprio came to cry in front of cameras a few years ago, despite multiple warnings from the scientific community over the past decades back to the 70s-80s.
2. Gillnets are actually banned now, but Totoaba fishes (also endangered) cost like 50,000 dollars per kilogram thanks to chinks thinking it is an aphrodisiac.
3. The people who live in the tiny shithole towns near the coast are poor and uneducated as fuck and the government, again, didn't do anything to solve it.

Vaquitas marinas will become extinct this year, if not this month.

bears are niggers of the forest