/brit/

>realizing that I am a needlessly fussy, complicated and misunderstood person

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hi friend

Are smiley chebs

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watching the 15:17 to paris

giz us a fag, mcfuk

back onto Christy mack desu lads

I want to fall in love with an older woman in academia
before you say that's impossible a super hot 28 yo woman just joined our history department

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/brit/ has become a bastion of JFs just like aul blighty unfortunately

>reali"z"ing
foy

it's the characteristics someone takes on when they spend too much time alone
normies live streamlined lives in which they are essentially what they could sum up about themselves in a single sentence without overcomplicating or thinking about it too much
who they are and who they portray themselves as in society are one and the same

wat
how's that a Morrissey or gay for that matter
u know nothing
nowt

do you like kosovo

based and thiccpilled

wew just nearly sharted myself on the couch but forced the shit back inside

not really

Just fed my neighbors cats 10 hours after I was supposed to

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just found out Chuck Woolery is my dad from a dna test

need xanax

/brit/ is a pro-kosovo generalT

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>In a 1770 letter to Philadelphia's John Bartram, Benjamin Franklin included instructions on how to make tofu Sally Lunn breaded fried tofu, spinach, seasonal vegetables, sautéed tomatoes & herbs, linguine
what
the founding fathers were soyboys?

the old neighbour gave be 20 quid to water his plants when I was a kid but I just sorta forgot about it and his plants died. Still feel bad about it to this day.

been a year since i graduated high school and haven't done shit

youtube.com/watch?v=4TgWg0KfrU0

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are you a based NEET?

Cor

allah knows it would be the first time

what's wrong?

5 hours to the end of the weekly toil
cant wait to get a pint

affirmative
niggers

how do you manage a year? I tried half a year of this and then had a horrid existential crisis and got a job and enrolled in uni

good lad

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>he's 19

there are literal teenagers here? no wonder this place is shit

no but seriously
just leave the country, go to college, go to tech school, get a job, work for your family, apprentice under someone, do something!
your prime years are being wasted

Nan wants me to come home by sept 10 to go on our annual holiday to the isle of Wight but I'm already in fucking America why the fuck would I want to come home just to go on a holiday that I've been on already loads of times. I'll be broke aswell.

Don't know how to let her down because I love her so and actually do love going to isle of Wight because it's so fucking comfy.

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why are koreans obsessed with revenge films?
are they all barbarian savages?

hat

this is my fatherland and i will never leave it you MUTT freakazoid

I'm 19 as well
I love older women

tell her to come to the US for the holiday instead

20 actually

>no but seriously
>just leave the country, go to college, go to tech school, get a job, work for your family, apprentice under someone, do something!
>your prime years are being wasted

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there's something so feminine and pleading about tradcucking

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why bother?
western society is going to start to collapse in the next 10 years
no point in trying to do anything

based basement dweller

Femanon here. AMA (ask me anything)

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remember we used to play with airsoft guns as kids and my mum would get mad

no it's not

how old are you then?
>20

will you marry me?

no

Why do you feel the need to partially de-anonymize yourself

wonder if your mummy was in a rape camp

D'ya take it up the shite pipes?

i love stealing

heh heh nice try libtard but there's black people in europe... civilization = DOOMED

>no it's not

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wouldn't you like to know

nonce.

attention

certainly not

gyppo

*Steals your virginity*

vocaroo or you're lying

now remembering my edgy metal phase and my edgy nigger rap phase

Maleanon here AMA

how wide are your shoulders?

I feel depressed when I look right and left in Uni lectures and see military history neckbeards and gender/race history dykes
I just want to study cultural and social history, is that so wrong?

did you have a good childhood?

my soda got stolen

sure it will
it's basic mathematics

are you a nigger?

nah it was pretty shit
alcoholic mother
though I think that's pretty common among /brit/ posters

lost 4 pounds

want to play all the games i couldn't as a kid but it's hard because i can't figure out which ones i'd have played if i could.
they always looked more interesting and stimulated my imagination when they were in magazines, but as an adult now you suddenly realise you're looking at a racing game getting savaged by the reviewer rather than a preview of san andreas alternative that takes place across 5 continents and immediately know you wouldn't actually like it.

>vocaroo or you're lying

not that wide?

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did you check down the sides of the sofa?

never fails to amaze me how americans wear shoes inside the house

>is that so wrong
yeah
do STEM or Law, brainlet

start another war with the serbs

shut the fuck up

struggle to believe that's true

4 pounds of weight you are so INFURIATING

seething

>I just want to study cultural and social history, is that so wrong?
read books instead 95%+ of people hate that sort of stuff even within history and other LA majors

lol thailad got you

stop slandering my country with your propaganda, abdul

>do STEM or Law, brainlet

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lol i got you

got 99 fletching

More of an alcoholic dad man me