/brit/

SCUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAANG!

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got your nose

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KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOURSEEEELF!

I WANT THE DRIP DRIP WHILE I GET MY DICK LICKED
LIL SICK BITCH LICKIN ON MY DICK TIP

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do you? that's a pretty based thought if it is you based guy

gonna watch a porno video
your cum and testosterone maxes out every 9 days, pointless to nofap more than that

dios mio... el americano...

just did a piss and only realised halfway through that the head of my willy was still tucked into my underwear
should have a shower, might not though

BUT ONLY ON THE RIGHT SIDE YEAH THATS THE BLOOD SIDE

whiter than you, hiba

t. based

drop the proxy though

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Mmmm

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not a proxy
t. based

need a shiny gf

Thank GOD it's Friday

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Do you pull the foreskin back when you piss?

IM ON SOME ROB A NIGGA SHIT
TAKE A NIGGA BITCH

he's a briton in chinkland, you dunce

>whiter than you, hiba

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yeah i'm not a virgin freak

whats your opinion on the irish and the jews

al tudini lost all his money during the world cup

I'm circumcised :)

irish are based, jews are subhuman and cringe.

Sometimes

no?

No I don't put some people I know do

More like Al turdini lmbo

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you are just 50% based

Very good

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dios mios

yeah gives you great pressure

cleaned my phone down to only what I need
got it down to 20% of my storage space
android itself takes up 9 fucking gigabytes

don't like these new namefags
beto, execute protocol 7: drive them out

>HAHAHA ITS BART SIMPSON BUT HE SMOKES WEED
why do spics do this?

Why do we do anything?

Why are Arabs always so anti-Semitic?

why tho

t. 12% subhuman 28% based
t. argentiANO cringe

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Cerra el orto sucio de mierda ajksjaks

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what phone

the irish are disgusting as much as the jews are

enjoying a based toast

the Jordanian king is based
but Jordanians are retarded

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drug addicts - lil pump

t. minister of subhumanry in subhumanistan

pixel 2

based

jordanian king is unironically a good lad

BASADO & ROJOEMPADTILLADO

didn't think it would take that much space especially on a pixel 2
thought a modern android install even with something heavily skinned like MIUI was only like 3GB max
you sure you've cleaned as much crap off of it?

they could be, i dont know much about them.
t. amerimutt subhuman unbased fag

hey but at least we all hate palestinians, right? :^)

A lot of modern rappers openly celebrate drug addiction. Drug addiction is SERIOUS, and shouldn't be glamourised like that.

>those runts at school that used to snitch

they would get a beatdown after school most certainly

your basedometer shows me that your basedness just dropped to 70%

king manlet is a subhuman cringelord jewslave kikepuppet.

>get hands on investment book
>preface by investment billionaire and one of the richest people in the world warren fucking buffet
>says it's the best investment book ever written
>says it's whats taught him the most about investment
>still not motivated enough to read it
why am I like this lads

>t.

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listening to leather strap

LOL I was a fat boy but in 6th grade I bullied a boy fatter than me until he dropped out
can't appear weak

the irish are retards

my basedometer just went from 85% to based due to the fact you're calling it how it is

put your money in an index fund

Investing is just gambling for middle-class people. You may as well go to a casino. Similar odds.

Stop saying based!

t.

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the PLO tried to destroy your country and turn it into a giant refugee camp
retard

even myself being the straight shooting brown nosing kid I was I realised snitching did no one any good unless it was legit weird
i.e. mate sending really pervy messages to a girl and he's like 10

al turdini got BTFO on /sp/ so now hes come crawling back to Jow Forums like the subhuman dog he is

it's probably because I updated to android 9
can't root the phone though so unfortunately I can't fuck around with system files to clean a bit of the clutter
ah well, unused storage is wasted storage

>stop saying things I don't like
Lol, no

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based australopithecus

t. unbased (cringe)
>implying i like palishits

hate them as much as kikes

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my based senses don't tingle when I look at this post

if you could reflash the current OS you'd probably lose a fair bit of that 9GB. I'm guessing you've got deprecated oreo stuff taking up space

mum had the cheek to put the eggs in the fridge again after I explicitly told her not to

daft cow

what's it like?
i'll be getting it on my Mi Mix 2S in a few weeks but it's still going to be heavily skinned
any good features?

Depends on how accurate I need to be. If its just a urinal then fire away. If it's a toilet then I pull back.

Reddit really fucking sucks

why didn't you tell me the latest issue of weird was here

t. subhuman

only reason i went to /sp/ is because of the continuous ISP bans.

You're one of the worst posters I've ever seen on /brit/, and that's really saying something.

boy I sure do love Israel... which was created by Great Britain :^)

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t. king subhuman

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BASED

#redditfuggeeswelcome

Israel is one of the greatest countries on earth. Which is amazing considering the neighbourhood it's in.

allow me to add one more

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shut up nerd

based

so anime is reddit ? OH NO NONONONONOONONONONONONONON HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH NO NO NO NO NO NONONONO WEEB SUBHUMAN DEGENERATES BTFO YESSSSSSS I WIN IM BASED
t. subhuman hooknose kike jew autist
id like to see u try faggit, i have a permanent solution to it now.

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not too bad
honestly wouldn't have gotten the phone but it was $300 off so I just took it
really only recommend it if you like being up close and personal with google because they give you a shit ton of pixel only google services (exclusive beta previews for android, free unlimited photo storage, etc)
average camera but googles post processing makes photos amazing

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animoid degenerates B.T.F.O

what happened to lachlan?

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What’s that flag pal?