/brit/

>youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc

absolute fucking CHOON

would hate fuck/10

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Made it through toil lads

Back in my rest-chamber for the weekly respite. God save me

poured me a pint once, now she's a congresswoman!
america, eh?
*necks budweiser*

Would make love to/10

as opposed to love fuck?

why is every bloke either 1.75cm or 6ft

Was it rape?

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then don't juug

First Indian itt

>mfw 50m today gets you half a sturaro

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Toilberg wants to keep me in a hyperbolic sleep chamber in the breakroom over the weekends lads

me on the left

dentist wouldn't give me percocet yesterday so I gave him a bad review and he called in the prescription this morning
I love america

I LOVE THE PEEP SHOW

Fuck they were FIT

Universal healthcare is like universal education: a way to ensure that each citizen can reach his full potential without worrying about the exigencies of debt. There's nothing wrong with a strong social safety net as long as it doesn't turn into a bureaucratic golem or is used for futile social engineering purposes (e.g., ensuring large numbers of black, female and transgender particle physicists)

so what happens when you move down to l*ndon after your degree?

>you move in to a sharehouse that costs 50% of your income
>you finally meet someone, move in to a tiny 1 bed apartment in zone 27 for 50% of your combined incomes
>have a baby, shit your pants and hope toilberg is kind enough to give you a raise from £30k to £35k so you can afford to give rentberg 50% of your now higher income for a tiny 2 bed flat in zone 50

Then what?

The Right Can't Argue

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i am 37% british

I belong here

I'm 6'5

worst ''comedy'' scene I ever witnessed

what dictionary is that?

Kanye's had better appearances
youtube.com/watch?v=1MI9s6HNd4w

*reads the post*
*looks at the flag*

hmmmmmm

how do you take your coffee

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im 181cm

how does that even happen? such an odd percentage. mutt.

with milk and sugar

up the shitter

orally

Like I like my men
With a massive penis

Footy is on Sky One lads

white

I like my coffee with a splash of milk

Yu-Gi-Oh > Pokemon > Digimon

I earned that (You) you fuck

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@731

not sure whether this is put down as school holiday banter or yank banter

Well la di dah mr sky

You like it brown?

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i like my coffee like i like my men, left in a vat of water for 12 hours and stored in my refrigerator

>youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

>tfw you'll never crash the mall with your mates after high school

just wish I was american

Leicester v Man Utd
Two big 'uns going at it
bloody exiciting lads
Come on you team in blue!

>There's nothing wrong with a strong social safety net

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with sugar and soya milk.

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Love those videos you see on YouTube

haha yeah, all the videos, very funny!

youtube.com/watch?v=EMl2QAphkGc

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Better than the neo-feudalist system we're moving towards now you fucking PRAT

listening to the cocktail twins

ah ah ah

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getting super anxious about going out tonight now
ill be fine when im out but :]

>I'd rather pay twice as much on my own healthcare than have a single worthless jobless nigger get free healthcare

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Something tells me you have no idea what feudalist is and you think adding “neo” to something makes it real

Which ones?

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>that 20 year old zoomer who spends his friday nights playing fortnite and watching twitch streams

hehe
that's the prostate

Going out with the proto-gf today
Feel very nervous, lads

ae the top a finnieston crane

Going out is the biggest meme ever. Would much rather banter with the lads on /brit/ then head to some dirty overcrowded shithole and waste my money on overpriced food/drinks just for the privilege of hanging out with a bunch of people I don't really like in the first place

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zoom zoom play rocknite

I'm a 24 year old [the generation after Gen Z]

You're gonna blow it

Black people are the largest recipients of welfare in America. Only 9,000,000 families received 1/4th of welfare meant for the whole country

me haha
11 month sub n all

all the stories have been told
of kings and days of old......

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black

fortnite with aiden, ayden, jayden, and the rest of the lads

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>Fuchs

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Gonna spend money on hanging out with a female
Will hopefully put my penis inside of her, if you catch my drift
Possible

fake

Yeah it's not like Amazon and Google and a few other mega-corps are busy consolidating their hold on all aspects of American society

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Lads

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font off normal twit

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45137752
can't believe my country's first lady got an Einstein visa, a person with extraordinary ability.
but extraordinary ability in what? making one's dick rise I presume

>GRUG NO WANT SOSHLIZUM GUVMENT TAKE GRUG ROCK FROM GRUG AND GIVE IT TO GRUQUAN
>YES GRUG KNOW THAT GRUG NO HAVE JOB AND LIVE IN GRUG PARENTS CAVE BUT THAT NO MATTER

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shh
i'm trying to bait rorke

Okay. What does that have to do with feudalism or “social safety nets”

imagine being stupid enough to make that image
even when I was a dumb commie I knew better than that

Made a pizza :3

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I would too

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

unironically good friends with a girl half my age aha

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Then be more subtle.

rorke obliterated