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I'm a sack of shit edition

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want to have sex

>you will never own a gigantic farm in cozy Canada

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I often wish someone I know would just be honest with me and tell me what i'm doing so wrong

reflect upon thyself

I know exactly what I'm doing wrong and I won't change it

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no tears left to cry >>> god is a woman

Break Free >>>>>>>>>> all

literally me

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>the shitty equation thread is still raking in replies

easier than on facebook haha

How can they talk so fast

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Sometimes I wonder if it even makes any sense what they're saying. Probably can't even be understood by Jamaicans.

I unironically love that accent even though I have no idea what they're saying

Yeah it's just nice to listen to. Good for jammin.

>parents calling me because whatsapp is asking when to back up their chat history and they don't know what to do and where to click on the screen
>mom on the phone, i explain it
>dad constantly talking in between trying to ask something and she tells him to shut up because she can't hear what I'm saying if he keeps talking every time i say something
>end up screaming at each other

gotta love these moments

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I will stop doing tech support for my parents as soon as I move out

I always used to pride myself on not watching youtubers. But i've broken down now. I need a friendly human voice in my apartment that isn't me talking to myself

It's been awhile since any friends called

Browsing /x/ rn

I like PewDiePie.
What are you interests? :-)

Spoopy

...

Like it or not you have to admit that the beat is dope af and litty like a titty

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I hate women and children

what are you some kind of fag

what a cute mami

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the one thing i like about german-africans is that they speak good german and don't have this muslim influenced migrant slang like all the others

3 days until the new world of worldcraft expansion is out

who actually plays current wow and is not waiting for classic wow to come out

I only play 2003 beta WOW on a private server.

Never gonna give up my epic T3 mount.

What's the deal with Philosophy? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

>find the perfect golf tees on amazon
>price $1 + $5.99 shipping

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Like why is this guy even important?

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i dont know anybody who plays current wow but everybody i know that did play is waiting for bfa to come out

classic wow is way too time consuming for older me

it's just one big pretentious circle jerk

Back from toil

should of posted on the 'berg's dime

can't wait for wow classic to flop

Enough book learning. Have to go see the world for myself

>user, you're so pretentious and I hate guys like-I mean never mind
*Walks away*

somebody redpill me on Manitoba.
why would you live there

Looks comfy

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Almost time

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They recently had the strongest tornado in North America this year

you're an alcoholic native

yaaassssssss

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it's nice here

>start a video guide on how to do something
>it immediately starts with some guy yelling in my ear and some unnecessary music in the background

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you need to accept that your life is over and belongs to classic wow now

i will never farm an epic mount in classic wow ive already accepted that

sounds good. do you have a spare bedroom or will i have to sleep on the couch?

Wish I wasn't so pretentious

post cock

do more thing you arent good at or dont know how to do

>tfw my only family is my dad because my grandparents all died, my mom died, and both of my parents were only children

be glad you have your dad because one day you wont

Mole

He's a good guy who tries to hide how immensely disappointed he is about the person I've become

mo..momomomo...mMOOOLE MOLEY MOLEY MOLE

just be a better person, like, its not hard

Would getting a gf fix my depression?

no

Ugh the thing he's disappointed about isn't minor
Don't want to blogpost about it again

you need to fix your depression to get a gf

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Woke

kissed a cock?

most of this guys videos suck now, its like hes lost his ability to be funny

And how would you know that

can't listen to this voice

probably see a psychiatrist

No I'm the guy with a son who I don't want

My sleeping schedule is insane now. I'm sleeping from like 7am to 1pm. I only quit my job a couple weeks ago.

*poke*
*draws up blood*
*pushes down*
Ah... much better. Glad I traded my shitcoins for drugs instead of falling for the ponzi scheme.

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>1200 each month down the drain

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Umm it's actually just below $1100 not $1200

what a relief

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psychiatrists cause more problems than they cure

I should get a lower paying job so she can't leech off me as much
The money the government makes me give her is almost as much as she makes herself (unless she's hiding parts of her income)

hello? i'm just going to join this thread because i'm bored

how much do you make per month?
1100 sounds like a lot

Hi

>hello? i'm just going to join this thread because i'm bored

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hi new worlders what does it feel like to live away from your ancestral homeland?

i've heard death is a good way to permanently cure depression

hi
accurate

More like you should hide some of your income.

Funfact:
You know how you go to Walmart and there's the option to get cash back when you use a debit card?
It shows up on your bank billing as groceries.
So you can use that to siphon money out of your bank account and bury it somewhere.

6500 before taxes (I'm from California so this looks bigger than it actually is)

explain

can't you hire a CHI to stage an accident

it feels good, this is my homeland

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I've been advised to not try to skirt around how much I have to pay

looks very beautiful, the new world has such beautiful nature

Loving the story of that 18 yo Austrian boy who fucked a girl in the US but he's on trial now because it's not legal to slam 15 year olds in Florida.

Austria handed another L

yes we do

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Good. He's a sexual offender.

i'd like to do a hiking through a north american national park

this is my ancestral homeland, mr. whiteman