A magpie flew into the building through the doorway, at first it tried to pound through the window but then it probably got exhausted and landed down, it's been sitting here like this for 5 hours now. What do?
A magpie flew into the building through the doorway...
Levi Young
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Parker Jenkins
either smash it in the head, or try to guide it out with a broom.
happens all the time here. usually try to go for the latter.
Ayden Evans
Open a window?
Julian Cooper
Get a bag or large hat with a piece of paper underneath to cover it with them take it outside
Julian Baker
tame it with peanuts so you have a friend
Jaxon Thomas
eat it u bitch
Aiden Sanchez
I tried to shoo it away but it doesn't react even when I try to touch it
Windows are way too high and it won't move anyway
I'm afraid I will hurt it or that it's already hurt because it won't just fly away
Thomas Young
>it doesn't react even when I try to touch it
Absolutely fucking based magpie.
Luke Hall
>I'm afraid I will hurt it or that it's already hurt because it won't just fly away
It's a fucking bird, who cares? Just shoot it with an air-soft gun or something already
Jordan Flores
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