So, what is it?

secret soviet technology

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Fairly normie I guess, but I imagine a true normie would have 100% of these except maybe sex in public place

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I am 20.

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>had a girl say she loves you is not marked
Ha, looser :--D

>moved out of parents home
no
>Been called a good kisser
no
>Went to prom and had a date
no
>had at least 5 sexual partners
no
>rarely alone on birthdays and new years
Yes
>played in a team sport
Yes
>Get compliments regularly
define regularly in this case. Once a week? Once a month? A few times in 6 months? I do compliments sometimes, but need to know more of what's being asked.
>use social networking sites and apps
Yes
>parents are proud of you
Yes
>Had a girl say she loves you
Yes
>been on vacation or road trip with friends
Yes
>Can make conversation easily
No.
>Lost Virginity
No
>Not fat; in good shape
Yes
>have had a job
Yes
>10+ friends who would come to your funeral
hard to say. I think it depends on several external factors, there are definitely 10 friends outside of my family who would interested in attending my funeral, but some of these are long distance friends. I have 4 friends are interact with regularly, and a few a don't but might be interested.
>Held at least one birthday party
Yes
>Had a relationship that lasted at least 1 yr
Yes
>have had sex in a public place
No
>Been to a house party
Yes
>Been to a festival or concert with friends
Yes
>Go out most weekends
No
>Tagged in photos with girls
Some from a long time ago, kek.
>have tried recreational drugs
Yes
>Picked up a girl from bar or club
No

just take a shower and get a haircut bros. its easy just be confident.

>prom
>house party
fucking mutts

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>typing all that shit out instead of just drawing on the imeji

>there are no proms or house parties in spain

jaja amigo

I had to articulate myself for some of them.

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>prom
we rent a local and got drunk, nothing official or formal

>house parties
nah, people go to clubs or just outside, house parties are an anglo-saxon thing

I can easily talk to one single person at a time.

When I am picking up a girl to have a one night stand with she would confuse me with a normalfag.

But when I have to participate in a conversation with at least two people I didn't previously talk to 1 on 1 I am lost

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r8 please

t. 29 years old

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I might as well post the template again, because there's nothing for me to mark.

Never had a "prom" but a debutante ball. About the same thing right?
No idea if my parents are proud. Unlikely.
No longer go out that much but used to and have had wild parties.
Sex was semi-public but I tagged it anyway because it was a 3some.

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you're not missing much tbqh, most of those things are overrated

I'm lifeless.

>3some
Degenerate

If you found a job/studied you would probably make some friends and then find a gf thanks to them. Those are the things that really matter imo, the rest are bullshit from the movies and social pressure.

Go bareback a ho. Make you feel better.

>Degenerate
Why? If offered up I am not going to say no. Try it.

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If I had a job or went back to study, I'd still probably distance myself from others. It's just how it is, and I have to live with it.
No.

feels bad, I wish you luck in the future

I managed to make 4 friends during my time in college, and I'm glad I got them but I genuinely don't see me get a gf ever. Thanks tho.

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All of these except for picking a girl up at a club or bar, I like tinder more

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