Tfw no Finnish gf

EXTRA THICC

This ;__;

>you will never kiss her tummy

i want to fug big scandinavian tiddies

She hasn't posted anything slutty on snapchat in a long time :^(

>those legs
>those tits
muh dick

ugh. fat cow.

She has a snapchat? Does she has an instagram?

*BUURRRRP*

"Sorry user, I get gassy when I am ticklish"

Yes

>tfw no cute Finn bf

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I would have sucked the fart out her ass while eating it first. No problem.

Can I have it por favor?

"OMG user, I never thought I'd meet a man who loved and respected both large women and scat, make me yours forever"

>Not scat. You are supposed to get the farts, to have that whiff, that ass aroma. Not the actual turds. What do you think I am? Some sort ofd sexual deviant?

I fucked a fat girl once.
Very very chubby more like.

It was actually one of the best fucks I ever had, apart from her riding me because she was a bit heavy and her size made it a bit awkward and it bent my dick too far back...hurt just a little.

But her soft warm body and that thicc pussy and big ass definitely had its appeal. Cuddling after the fuck was so good. Feeling her jiggly belly and titties.
Her asshole was especially lusty....idk how to explain it. It just looked so tasty.
Maybe because she takes big girl poopies with it.
Sucked my dick like a lollipop but she's fat so she's hungry and knows how to lick stuff like candy hehe...

Really wish I could fuck her again.

We Finns get gassy when we drink milk
Just do or don't make your Finnish gf drink milk to get what you want

Shhh ;^)

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REALLY want to make a Finnish girl drink lots of milk now..

>We Finns get gassy when we drink milk
t. Abdullah

What, no, we can handle lactose. It's not like we're Asians or something.

Make her drink liters and tell her to hold it in. Then when she can no longer hold it you get this big fat BWWQAAAAAPPP and smell ass everywhere. And of course there will be a few spoonfuls of fluid with it, so the hole is nice and lubed up right away, heaven.

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How do girls get this plump piggy with a thin face aesthetic? Most fatties have a fat face too.

>tfw no Finnish gf
nice feel actually, taking kouvola tier sluts into account

Kouvola is well known for it's beautiful women

do they kill male intruders with their bare thighs

yeah and it's a beautiful town itself indeed

Reeeeeee

I'll give you Irene's instagram in exchange

Women are meant to be chubby. This is why skellies and whales struggle against the appeal of thiccness as it was meant by nature.

I'm not ironic

fat distribution genetics

imagine being a skinny girl with a fat face lol

>be women in olden times
>try to make yourself fat and ugly
>still have loonies willing to raep you

could nothing but express a doubt in our tastes' compatibility veli

Based and redpilled

You just have no idea what you're talking about

Lads can I get the name/insta of this girl please?

A thicc girl with big tits, thighs and hips, the only thing god did well.

test

oddaiceland

Based Poland thank you

Are you blind it'S not her.

She's a healthy girl

God, imagine biting into those soft thighs

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>user... I'm ready for mating...

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annaldestroyer

Unfortunately I have already nut and must sleep.

that is just the one posted in the thread, not the girl in OP. OP girl looks good, odda looks like a mountain beast

>annaldestroyer

Damn my tula is hard now.

White girls.

The girl in the OP has clear eyes.

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>odda looks like a mountain beast
Redpilled

How would skeletal """girls""" even compete

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>girls like this post on Jow Forums

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ay odín mio

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Been there done that

>mentally ill
>bipolar
>multiple personality disorder
>constant headache and treading on eggshells not to set her off on an outburst
>cheated on me anyway

fuck, never again

Based finn girl

Based

Also she fucks her father's colleagues. I tried real hard to make it work with her but some people are hopeless.

Natural and redpilled

>tiny little brit couldn't handle finn girl
predictable. you have to slap them around a bit when they step out of line or get hysterical. bet you didn't even think about that sissy boy.

Why do scandinavians tend to have more mental illnesses than the rest of the world, seriously not trying to offend someone or something.

It's literally because the least hardships you have growing up the least prepared you end up to face adult problems which cause a lot of stress. Also bad genetics. But anxiety/depression is often due to a too coddled childhood.

Fuck

l-let's bake

you wouldn't slap shit and you know it

keep going Chang

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It does seem like a logical explaination, but i think it's also because of the individualistic life styles and the whole structure of the community.

Found lotsa wins of her back when yilauta or whatever had the porn board

Shame they shut it down desu

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Did you say tula?