ITT you answer the question

ITT you answer the question

"So what do you do?" asked by a 9/10 Roastie.

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I hodl LINK.

Oops wrong OP photo.

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I rus a successful business and take care of my wife and kid. I also do some crypto investing on the side.

“ i own stuff”

never tell anyone your personal financial situation

Mergers and Acquisitions

i fuck dudes & im gay fuck off

Murders and Executions?

take the makeup and the instagram filter off of that picture and I can promise you both of those bitches are pretty average

that was the 97th picture they took until they got their angles perfectly

I drive.

Military contractor in Antarctica.

Is this why betas are foot fetishists?

they don't even look good in this pic. Left has a really MEH face and right is the 10 billionth retarded looking kylie jenner ripoff

Better looking women than you.

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You know the little stickers on apples?
You lick them like stamps and stick them on.

Same thing I tell the rest of the normies:

I fight the illuminati on the internet. It's hard work and someone has to do it

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You have all FAILED! The best response is "I can't really talk about it but I like to box, go spear fishing, play with my dog, and visit my family"

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Capital management...
Roasties are dumb about finance so you can disguise that you are a frogposter throwing your life savings into shitcoins, just by telling with some elegance

i just realized never has an above average girl EVER initiated conversation with me other than school/work related topics

its over

>see a slag like her in the street
>start rubbing 1 dollar bills all over her to scare away the bad juju

Awe gull, where we go nah?

Youd be amazed how much autism you can get away with if youre a pilot

"I'm a landlord/investor" that's what I always say whenever someone asks. I used to just say "I'm retired" but then I always got weird looks and a ton of questions becuase of my age.

I am a private investor

im a larping faggot on an american anime sub

None of your business.
Seriously who just comes up to a complete stranger and asks them what they do?

Please go and sit in your autism corner.

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nothing. what are you doing here?

"Whatever I want."

High school janitor
Never take women seriously user otherwise you'll never make it

Kek. I'm using this one next time.