A while back one of my superiors, a woman, ended up grabbing me by the wrist to show me how to do something in another room. Grab lasted for maybe 3 - 4 seconds. Humiliating.
Another employee, not a superior does something similar. She comes by my desk and says something. I'm not completely making sense of it. As I attempt to push some of my stuff out of the way to make room, she grabs me by the wrist and laughs. Realized what she was talking about was an inside joke. She went back to a coworker and was laughing a lot, the same coworker who also wrist grabbed me. Not sure what's going on.
What's with all the wrist grabbing feels humilitating, would probably get in trouble at work if I did it to a woman.
The chad autist would demand why they are grabbing your wrist and threaten to take them to HR, while recording it on a gopro. If they laugh you ask what if it was two men bullying a girl after they both violently grabbed her wrist. Take this all the way up the ladder user, all the while wearing your gopro. And post it here.
lmao you're the office bitch. getting made fun of and used as a method for the rest of the office to bond.
"poke fun of the office faggot!"
That's you! you're the office faggot!
Elijah Sullivan
Jesus christ they grabbed your fucking wrist and are acting like that matters at all what are you a fucking child who the fuck cares.
You are even worse.
Christopher Sanders
Is this a new meme? third time I've seen "female supervisor did ___" posts
Gabriel Thomas
you probably make a really weird face like u never been touched by a girl so they think its funny
Leo Williams
OP relax. They might just be looking for an excuse to touch you
Gabriel Reyes
Oh that explains it.
Dylan Myers
>girls try to fuck him >freaks out >grown man
The absolute state of whitebois
Isaiah Brooks
this is the correct response
Robert Jones
fuck sake this isnt even related to this board. sage, hidden, reported, ect
Luke Roberts
Bro, they want the D. HARD. Why haven't you delivered it to them yet? Sheeeeit.
Carter Morris
Potentially an abuse epidemic user
Tyler Sullivan
My face probably didn't really alter much until I realized what she was talking about, an inside joke i used to make with her, however i've become diatant with most people there.
Probably had a confused look on my face with the second lady as I was out of it and didn't understand what she was talking about at first.
Perhaps but they're both older than me. One is like 60ish the other is maybe 40ish.
Jordan Fisher
File a complaint, they have no right to physically harass you
Ethan Bailey
OP please note this equation:
Cock Size = Wrist circumference + 2
Maybe they think your pee pee is small?
Owen Ward
What about grabbing their wrist with my hand at the same time?
Jordan Rivera
>chad autist >threaten to take them to HR
LOL that is the most beta shit i've ever heard. Real men wouldn't even think about this, who gives a fuck. Suck it up OP, grow a sack man
user, you dumb cunt, if a man does this to a woman he gets fired for being a rapist. Its time for equality in the workplace.
James Torres
Top kek
Leo White
See this is the reason women pulling these stunts pisses me off along with the one sided disrespect knowing full well that if you called her out on it she'd likely spread gossip about you or even report you. And that's just for calling a woman out on it. Grab her wrist and oh boy you might actually go to court and get on the sex offenders list. Heck there's been opportunities for me to put my arms around others girls shoulders as a joke but I didn't. Yet these women seem to do as they please thinking they won't get in trouble by the workplace employer and the U.S. court system just because they're a female.
They want a bunch of rights but none of the negatives.
Jose Wilson
You threaten to tell HR and get her fired unless she fucks you. Twice a week.
Next time one of them grabs your wrist: >Pull your wrist towards you really hard so they are pulled fowards >Make sure they are met with an oncoming fist from your other arm (Practice punching with both arms for max effect) >If you do it right you should hear a sickening smack sound as your fist lands on their tiny woman head >She is now confused, unsure what just happened, use this to your advantage and sweep kick her if she didnt fall down from your fucking chad punch >You then climb on your desk and jump off as hard as you can on her head. >grab her lifeless body and frantically tell her "NEVER. TOUCH. MY. WRISTS. EVVVER" >End it with a sickening run up kick to her head like you're trying to kick a fucking field goal >Take your fidget spinner and calmly walk to HR to complain about the harassment you have received and mention you have dealt with the situation via "preemptive self defense"
Works everytime, good luck user.
Ethan Torres
>mfw I picture some fatass autist doing roundhouse kicks and WWE finisher moves to a frail 45 year old office woman
Last week my woman superior squeezed my bicep lol. She is not tho so idgaf.
Daniel Lopez
biggest lol I've had today
Joseph Ortiz
It literally means nothing. Your office is full of Latinas and Mediterraneans who love touching each other. I would grope her buttocks next time... Soon enough you'll be fucking that juicy latina pussy in the after hours and impregnating her with your multicultural child. Then everyone will go back to work and be highly productive. Make that company great again.
Nathaniel Clark
lol I never actually read this whole post
its fucking hilarious LMAO
Yeah they are laughing because you recoil in terror every time a woman touches you...lol
at this point i'd definitely do some funny shit like next time they are both together grab both their wrists at the same time and start laughing
they'll think its hilarious and wont think ur a autistic virgin anymore
Ryder Myers
I've been on disability for a month and my supervisor was fired for grabbing my wrist. Go to the doctor immediately you may have De Quervain's tenosynovitis already and not even know it.
Ayden Peterson
You just caused over 5 minutes of rapturous laughter, I hope your willing to take responsibility.
summary of responses so far: > suck it up, incel faggot > report to HR > assault them the actual thing you should do is: talk to them and simply say "physical contact with co-workers makes me uncomfortable, would you mind not doing that again" just be a normal human being and communicate your needs to others without being a dick
Matthew Flores
Tell them both you are going to get them fired unless they invest 33% of their pay each week in your crypto portfolio and tell them it has to be CHAINLINK.
Adam Allen
They want the dick you raging fag. The fuck is your problem?
The last time someone grabbed me from behind on a job I knocked them the fuck out and claimed damages against them. Ez money.
No need is allowed to make physical contact with you at all. >hurr das assault Self defense, no one jumps you from behind with good intentions.
Eli Peterson
I didn't know I needed this image..thxx
Leo Sanders
last week my woman supervisor made me squeeze her massive bobs for 3-4 seconds. then squeezed my unit with her sharpie socket. I just knocked her the fuck out. she's a hot bitch tho so idgaf.
Kayden Sanders
It all depends on what you look like. If you're a manlet, possibly shorter than them, then they're having a laugh at treating you like a child. If you're a tall chad-like guy with some aesthetics, they're basically doing their own female version of sexual harassment and having a laugh about it. It's perfectly fine if you're into that kind of thing and they're hot.
