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my gf got with someone last week do I dump her or not

fluoride stare

sue

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gf just sent me this

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want freidnship wife and child

you have two options:

no

or

shag 2 girls of similar attraction and tell her and say you did it bc she did that.

this is real

why do brown people rape their children?

How do you define a Nazi, lads?

Love having an office job desu

wish i could just shag someone
im a freak

even homealones family would rejoice if he killed himself
his mum fucking hates him

yes

or*

Tiresome Irish poster posting the same tiresome 'outrage' Jow Forums pics

you are a freak loser mongrel worshipping disgustoid worse than emma posting fermica eating little shafter
AHHHHHHH

>stop btfoing me with facts and logic

and to think you could make £50,000 doing it. life changing money to you

lmao homealone still crying in the corner about me wasting 30 minutes of his time

rekt and kekt

dont take this lads () advice, he failed to pull at uni freshers and knows nothing of women

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really makes you think

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A member of the political party that existed from the 1920s to 1945 and that's it.

>failing to pull during freshers

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haha
chance would be a fine thing

ugly vile neurotypical enjoy your £100,000 assassin

if you don't dump her right this second you are a spineless beta male wimp who doesn't give a shit about sticking up for himself and will forever be used by women

failed to pull during my entire 4 years of uni

(assuming you're henry the oxford bender)
didn't you say you were thinking of breaking up with her anyway because you wanted to be a gay megatwinkman or something

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Mental how in the Pennines you can cross over a hill and be in an Islamic holy site like Bradford, and then you can cross over another and experience rural idyll, just five miles apart

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pmsl how? women are easy pickings

told you oxford still came here

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he had to take a while off while his AIDS medication kicked in

Hard to move on when you've known so many amazing women that have passed you by

parting with all your wealth for 30 minutes of time you'll never get back

not a very smart business plan

middle class mixed race families don't exist in real life, only tv adverts

wtf I love performance ‘art’ now?!

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their tops are nice

don't worry lad, we all make it in the end

virgin cope

compiled homealones posts into a massive ring binder and dropped them off at hampstead police station

Can phone networks stop providing service to an area or something?

Used to always get 4 or 5 bars with EE and now over the past few months I get no service in my house and 1 bar outside. Sister's the same with her iPhone X. Robbing cunts are charging me £40 a month for a service I'm not even getting.

>all your wealth
wut. Less than what I make in a year from rent you vermin

Mother of Christ the arse on that bottom one

Flatmate I pumped the first night of freshers turned into a mega roastie nightout 3 times a week slag

good job you posted this on their subreddit, I'm sure they'll respond quickly

very, very, VERY /comfy/ doco lads
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how do you have prove all were made by the same poster?

Your dad's arse is covering the phone station's antenna

Cor blimey look at that fucking arse

Want to get a good look up there

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See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

ah yes, uni will do that to a girl

haha

hai

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they'll redirect it to gchq who will request the ips from hiro

they all do

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what a tune

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well I didn't really go out at all in first or second year

she looks underage here

big brain move desu, gota get this guy out of our general

based esoteric antifa warrior

>Applying for SAAS funding
>Takes fucking ages because my mum's self-employed, have to get a letter from their accountants for proof of income etc.
>Finally get letter
>They've fucking changed it from the previous tax year to two tax years ago (on a page that you can't access until you go to fill it in)

Fuck sake, there's no way in fuck I'll get my money before term starts

genuinely can't tell if homealone is a character or if he's actually like that, and I'm not sure which is more scary

dont usually care about my ex's and that but theres one lass i broke up with 2 years ago and shes visibly better off without me now and it does my head in, shes got her self a chad bf that runs his dads security firm drives around in a mercedes c63 amg and goes on multiple holidays per year
gets me fucking riled tbqh

STOP POSTING THIS DISGUSTING SEX DOLL
Get death chills when I see it's SOULLESS IMPLACABLY LARGE BROWN EYES THAT STARE BACK LIFELESS
STOP NOW!!!!

*furiously wanks*

not really

Think we can all agree Molinos de Viento is the best song ever made, right?

Quality vendor is selling a gram of md for £10

too good to be true?

BASED mods finally cracking the whip across rorke's pasty back

Should have applied earlier then shouldn't you

so which reports have you lot found to do absolutely nothing?
For me, it's off-topic and avatarfagging

ya

the latter obviously, why would a character be scary. You're not scared of dracula are you?

haha
indeed
chance would be a fine thing

Racism outside of /b/ works wonders

Spoke to one of my ex’s after 2 years and i was honestly elated to find out that she’s not had a good time of it since we broke up

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im not a spragger

just woke up lads

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Christ imagining still caring about your ex 2 YEARS after a break up

You must have been a virgin freak beforehand with a lucky break

well if it was a character, the idea that someone would spend so much time pushing such a work of fiction on /brit/ makes me think that said individual is completely fucking deranged

You fucked her when she was fresher, remember that.

there's always a bigger fish

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bet your pals on reddit gave you a resounding cheer for this one

I couldn't because I was waiting for the details for the financial year ending in April 2018 (normally the fucking autists demand it for the same year).

Now the fucking cunts have changed it without bothering to tell you until you try to provide the details.

There needs to be clear evidence that a post breaks the rules because jan man is lazy

is this why incels like asian women so much? they give the impression of a plastic, sterile, unthinking sex toy that can't negatively evaluate you. much less intimidating than evil white women

your very good at recognising my posts

you've replied to me with the same gimmick many times

well i work for £10 an hour at a shit dead end job going fucking nowhere and shes out there having the time of her life think im within my rights to want her to be in the same situation i am if not worse

he's just a shut in who realised how to best get (you)s lad
ignore him, easier for everyone. you'll see he coincidentally disappears when no one responds

Do you prefer anime or manga?

this is meant to be meta? considering the amount of "personalities" we have here and how many days worth of posts 190kg, alan, amer etc have put in? he is just the latest addition to a long line of crap

His very good? Bog sim his sargon?

why do you think that might be?

well you should have phoned them up saying you were waiting for the details of the financial year

>this is meant to be meta?
*winks at the camera*