/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

how lucrative is becoming an Elvis impersonator?

Dunno, the only one I met wouldn't shut up about Donkey Kong

when will Tennessee give us back our land?

Imagine Elvis doing a rendition of the DK rap.

He did

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Elvis Presley. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of a womp bomp a looba a bom bam boom most of the lyrics will go over a typical listener's head.

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those Doritos Locos Tacos were GOOD

cool

I didn't get the cool ranch ones, I got the nacho cheese ones.

Yo this general is DEAD. Give it UP already lmaooooo

Yip yip YEE YEE HOOOOWEEE

NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT

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Looked it up, apparently we used to have a lot of em but sales are shit so theres only one left. At the international airport.

One of these days then, i'll be
t o o t t o o t i n g until that day

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icu

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autistic thread should be banned

based and redpilled

put in my name and number at the shrimp boat today lads

whats up malaybro
based
youtube.com/watch?v=liQ4vT7_7iI
S H R I M P B O I
>literally cannot wait for shrimp memes to begin

cracked this one up with family yesterday to celebrate a birth, great success
thanks, Virginia

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That song is so sad ;_;

shrimpin' ain't easy

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just had updog

What's updog

lmao

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GOT 'EM

He didn't even say the end of the joke yet tho.

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you are the joke

Wot the 'eck bruv

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g

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fuck you

big iron

small iron

I think you're cute

i think you're a fag

*pats your head*

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles o3o

>being rude to cuteposters
cringe

it started getting creepy when i realized he's a georgian

what a low life innit

.....

y'all stayin yamagucci, ba?
x

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all me tbqh

wouldn't be surprised if it was, fag

wow rudet

why did you ask what the assistant store managers name was earlier

needed to know

for what

personal curiosity

are you stalking me

>inb4 Cobb shows up at Macon's house and kidnaps him

No, I am not.

so uh why exactly did you ask

He got fired for doing things he shouldn't have, and I was trying to figure out who he was.

wait what

what did he do

now THIS is jawjapostin

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I guess he was really doing people who shouldn't have been doing. He may have just been demoted. But, I'm pretty sure he got fired.

>the cuteposter was my assistant store manager this whole time

Spoopy

nothing much hbu?

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Eyyyyyyy

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*punches the side of your neck*

*necks the side of your punch*

brutal

WHY is friday so far away

Yes. Do not eff with me.

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What do you mean
It was only 3 days ago

i am quite certain august 17th was not 3 days ago

*does*

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I forgot about jet lag

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whats for dinner :O

here stick this in your mouth B=====D

:l

I'm drinking tonight

>2019 Miata will have 181hp

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Sad!

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a modern sage

wtf neither of you are me!

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no but i am

at last i finally see