Since my 15cm and thin penis confirmed to be worthless and pathetic

you always try to enlarge it before an heroing
if it works it works, and if it doesnt and you injure it, just an hero

win-win

fuck off retard kys

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He can still eat whatever he wants i've seen some fat fucks get poon like i never could. it's all about charisma

nice, this is all I needed
I actually wanted to order a nice pizza for second supper but in this third world country they don't take orders after 22:30 haha

Why does this affect you THIS much?

kkys faggot, die in a car accident with your entire family

are you willing to have a gay relationship so that you are not a virgin forever

>Since my 15cm and thin penis confirmed to be worthless and pathetic
There are some women with really tight pussies. I'm sure your good enough for them.

Do you really think your life would be perfect if your penis was bigger?

I have even smaller bepis and have a sex with gf every other day, I don't see why size would be even a problem, you can make girl cum with a pinky finger

I would have had multiple gfs at this point if I had a big dick
and at this age I would be married and raise my kids if I wasnt a dicklet subhuman
kys

>thin penis
just inject a 0.45 ml hormone at the penis (multiple places) to increase the girth. WARNING, DO NOT EXCEED THE PRESCRIBED DOSAGE.

Im a grll and I would let you fuck me hungary user
If you dont reply to me you deserve to die alone

Penis size doesn't matter; women don't even see it until you've courted them.

I can't understand why dicklets think like this...

Besides, you can always use your tongue or finger to please them. It really does NOT matter.

dude u ever herd about teh HALO effect bro basically if you're a big dick chad then you emit feromones that will make women succ you dick it's real bro look at these okcupid surveys

Alright but i am a KHHV so what good has it done to me?
Where is my gf?

sayeth the guy who still looking a girlfriend. truly a reliable source

I'm a virgin and my penis is almost 7 inches. It doesn't do shit.

don't have to virtue signal
I know girl don't like tiny dicks, just be urself an be honest
also im pretty sure you are a guy dressing in girl clothes but whatever
because you are low IQ
you have monkey tier intelligence, and proved this multiple times
also you have goldfish tier memory capacity

Yes; I'm a virgin with a big dick. Therefore, I am correct.

Im 21cmx16cm

If I tell the swede to kys, will you be happier?

I would fuck u because i have european man fetish
>guy
no xx, with vulva, ovaries, n shiet. big boobies and small waist. u interested?

kys you too humblebragger faggot
too bad I have a micropenis
thx for the offer tho

from your first person viewpoint, it looks big, but not from the third person viewpoint

It's 7 inches long.
I've measured it.

>another humblebragger
fuck off and take the swedish monkey with you

it's actually the other way around fucker

i like those penises
DO ME NOW

you are not a real girl then, no women likes tiny dicks
i don't fuck crossdresser sorry im not gay

Is that what you got from that? Really?
I proved that having a small dick isn't a disadvantage to attracting women.

I already prescribe you to increase your confidence , why aren't you taking it into consideration? there is such thing as "dickjob" aside from boobjobs. Just never exceed it and nuts about it.

im female xx ovaries vulva n sheit
Want proof? add me on discord, kik, or telegram

He returns!

I want to piss like a normal person I don't want dick cut off because I injected it with some shit

>inb4 hungary gets blackmailed by mutt tranny

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you don't need to be using a name

Dude, so do you think if i tried i could get a gf?

Because it's a bait thread.

I'm not retarded bt w, I just type like a fucking retard for the comedic effect
otherwise I'm dead serious

Meh.

>tfw only 18,5x13,3 penor
fuck

>I just type like a fucking retard for the comedic effect
is everyone in eastern europe doing this?

kys
yes you should but please don't
because you doN't deserve it for the amount of pain you caused for me
just simply kys you fucking faggot

>I measured it
5 registered physicians approval are required for a certified measurement.
no it's not. that's only too fan the penis owner ego. do you not like honesty?

good job then, you arent as stupid as i thought
should really consider looking into enlargement though

yeah, I think it's pretty funny

>smaller than 46cm flaccid
Stupid dicklets, you're not even men

And why is that?
Do you honestly think women have that as a criteria when meeting guys?
>you need to have a big penis
its literally the biggest meme, you need to stop watching so much porn dude

>13.3cm girth

does it look thin?

You really think anybody's gonna pull out a ruler there? Get ypur arse up and don't go down thr neckbeard path.

I'm slightly smaller than that and it's pencil tier
jelqing is a fucking scam, i'm not mentally handicapped

>Paying people to tell me what my penis size is.

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>I'm not mentally handicapped
Lmao

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kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>Faggot OP goes on for weeks/months how he wants to kill himself cuz o' his pecker
>Stops making threads for 2 months
>Resumes spamming them again

What did the autistic khv incel mean by this

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késő már betoltam egy csomag gumicukrot és egy nagy csomag bundásmogyorót

That's exactly why I said, that amount was not to be exceeded. That is the precise number to plump the penis to a safe, natural and desirable penis. Not to mention it is already measured so you won't feel discomfort when it's in flaccid or hard state.

youre just dodging the question, do you honestly think it is a REQUIREMENT to have a big penis in order to get a girlfriend?

i'm not an incel and not virgin fuck off ahmed

it's free in government clinic. you don't have to wait for long queues.

yes it is you virgin cuck
girls go around with a ruler in case they happen to have sex, they measure you before and dump you if you aren't over 15 cm

kys faggot

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Oh i didn't know i was this lucky, woe is Hungarian user, whenever someone measures my penis it will be well above that mark.
I didn't know, forgive me.

>Just be yourself bro

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you humblebrag with your dick in every single one of my threads
and then you ask if dick size matters
you are so low IQ
I wish I could curbstomp you

now that you reminded me I haven't seen this guy in a whatsapp chat for almost a month I think

When have i ever said how big my penis was outside of that one thread where you ASKED for people to encourage your suicide?

the statistic of world population is the opposite of what you believe that big dick is necessary for a happy marriage/relationship.
quoting the divorce rates between the so-called big dicked countries and small-dick countries and their number of populations

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Case and point it was the thread i just described

who is grl plz answer

you made it multiple times faggot, the archive is sadly dead but I would prove with it LIKE I DID MULTIPLE TIMES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Is it safe to say she's been claimed by the BBC?

i honestly do not understand your anger
I told you that penis size DOESNT matter at first and you got mad and when i told you it does matter you get mad too.
You are schizophrenic or something

Seething dicklet just kill yourself so the nurses can laugh at your tiny dick in the morgue

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I told you that it does matter, and proved it multiple times
You are literally the only person on the planet with a gigadick who is a virgin
And since you a fucking loser virgin faggot you decided that the best thing you can do in your pathetic life is making my already pathetic and miserable subhuman dicklet life WORSE
do a favour for humanity and commit suicide

Dont jelq then
But there are actual ways to enlarge your penis that work
Lose weight if you are fat and you can gain a couple centimeters if you had a big fat pad, improve your cardio and blood flow for slight length and girth gain and better erections
Pumping is also legit, but will give you like 1.5cm max in length or 1cm in girth

>19 cm
>gigadick
Are you actually retarded?

16 cm is circumference is gigantic
like I said commit suicide faggot, I won't stroke you ego anymore
also good job ignoring the rest you fucking faggot
literally a scam

>getting healthy and fit gives you better erections
>better erections make your max dicksize grow
>scam

I give up, kill yourself you stupid depressive dicklet

i'm not fat retard, I can't get healthier

Ill agree 16 around is certainly on the bigger side but i wouldnt call it gigantic

nice humblebrag again you fucking faggot
cease to exist

19cm is tiny desu

Im 21cm and it looks just normal

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oh great now I have another faggot humblebragging in my threads
I have literally nowhere to go anymore

Yeah, being 193 tall a 19cm dick doesnt look that impressive

>humblebragging with height check
>humblebragging with dicksize check
literally doing it to make me more miserable
I wish I could kidnap and torture you to death

>tfw 195cm
Hahaha, a manlet as well, so pathetic

Seriously now, I was just kidding to trigger hungary, you have a big dick lad
Most pornstars are like 18-19cm

>making fun of the micropenis loser
nice of you faggot you are worse than the swedish faggot