2018

>2018
>not owning a rolex

Explain yourself, poorfags ;)

Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe

I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))

Attached: 20180502_171910.jpg (1440x2433, 966K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=lmxLAZZ2fhM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

;)

;;;))))

im wearing a deep sea sea dweller right now.

you plebs think watches are a meme but know absolutely nothing about the level of craftsmanship that goes into them.

having a watch that tells time within 1 second tolerance. That runs off of no battery at all...is something worth owning.
have some couth
youtube.com/watch?v=lmxLAZZ2fhM

>buying watches in era of smartphones
hidden and saged

I hope that's really you. If it is you must be a fucking ginger with skin that awful. Or possibly just have herpes from fucking one too many cats.

>2018.5
>Wearing a watch that does not track your heart-rate and activity

Btfo

Attached: tmp-cam-43341630.jpg (918x1632, 425K)

>not transcending the human notion of time.
You aren't going to make it.

"Please rob me." - The Watch
That's what this meme watch is. Looks nice, tough.
Good on ya for being able to throw money out of the window, like that.

Ugly. Would not wear

Bahahahahhh you almost got laid.

Keyword. Almost. Your virgin neet that couldn't close a deal for the life of you.

Also your skin is shit bro. Use some product on that dry gross shit.

Your a faggot too. You have a diving watch, above the water. Good one. Throw on your swimming goggles to go with them.

Fancy watch, big watch it don't matter neets, it don't make your dick any bigger hahahahah you can't change having a small cock hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa so good.


I spend all day working (self employed )
Get dirty as fuck, stink like a dumpster- hit the bar for two beer and have women approaching me.
Now just think what it's like when I'm clean! I got bitches stopping me in the fucking street just to talk to me.

Enjoy your watch hahhhhahhahahhahahahahhahha This is tooo Fucking good

Attached: 1519195682034.jpg (960x1280, 148K)

>Wasting your money on shiny trinkets instead of saving your dying race
I hope you feel deep shame for your materialism

Go for a run. Like right now. And then do it every day until your arms stop looking like saggy jello sacks

rolex is for rich spoiled brats.

Attached: ae7efd3ff688537b5f76cf604a432ae1.jpg (1024x768, 81K)

The absolute fucking state. See

>grats on your overpriced piece of shit op

Attached: IMG_20180510_133919.jpg (3024x4032, 3.24M)

Are those troll pics or are these normal amerifats forearms?

My father gifted me a €450 watch about 13 years ago and it still looks like the first day I bought it.
Don't need to take it off to cook, to shower, to swim in the sea, it's perfect.

After a certain pricepoint, watches become fragile pieces of shit you use to impress other people who are still poor either in their wallets or in their minds.
A Rolex is not worth having to constantly be worried about it breaking down from a couple drops of rain.

Attached: 1301823484945.jpg (700x800, 422K)

Holy shit saved. I'm dying

Watches are gay.

Enjoy ur wrist cancer.

Holy shit I just noticed

>Buy a watch worth several thousand dollars
>It's A FUCKING DIGITAL WATCH
Oh my fucking God
Literally the only thing that makes a watch worth owning over a stupid phone is not present in that overpriced piece of shit

Congratz on finding that pic, OP
Whoever took it probably can't even read analog watches

Attached: 1318277208608.jpg (451x391, 45K)

I lol'd, this has to be a repost. If this was genuinely someone trying to show off, I feel sorry for them

Seriously tho, go for a run, those arms are disgusting

Oh god, if you spend that much cash on a fucking watch why the hell do you buy that butt ugly DIGITAL(?) watch.

Prime example that money can't buy style.
Please tell me that isn't a rolex.
Please tell me that rolex doesn't make digital watches.
Please tell me that if they do, people doesn't actually buy them.

Its funny because you will probably die alone with that watch.

Rolex is for people who want to look like they've made it, when they haven't made it to afford a real watch.

Fuck dude how many layers of irony are you on

Can you even lift your tiny arm with that thing on?

Actually rich people spend way less money on more dependable watches.
Buying luxury goods is, ironically, for poor people.
Lottery winners, inheritors, anyone who has no idea about money's worth and is bound to be poor again really soon.

No, send help I've been trapped here for days

...

i own a rolex and i dont even wear it

I wish they made an all-metal version of this. I wear the F91W on most days.

this thread is killing me

Attached: Screenshot_20180510-075350_Samsung Internet.jpg (1080x2220, 551K)

op IS THIS YOU? LOL I BET IT IS BOOMER FAG

Attached: gaintrain.png (628x585, 95K)

All i need

Attached: F-91W-1-2009.jpg (400x400, 18K)

this, except for weddings

also the band makes my wrist rather sweaty in summer, I need a cloth band of some kind

Yes

my rolex

Attached: rolex.jpg (360x640, 48K)

Can't buy taste.

just dont wear it so tight then it works for me

then it sort of flops around and I have to spin it around a bit to read it

No numbers. I don't know which side is up and which side is down

You have a midget arm. Rolex doesn't help there.

holy shit im getting this

>hobby diver who semi-made it

LOL all posted arms here look shit.

>tfw had the Locman equivalent of the same watch a long time ago

Attached: ss+(2017-01-24+at+11.08.58).jpg (390x626, 122K)

I bought this, how did I do?

Attached: GWX-5600WB-5JF.jpg (1200x800, 89K)

Attached: jeffer-killer.jpg (696x522, 26K)

I'm more of a tech watch myself.

Attached: 1511701428742.jpg (480x640, 42K)

Wood looks like plastic.
Better with black or some normal color.

Or real wood, that'd be cool.

Interesting.

She's so fat there's pits where the knuckles are, as there are no fat sacks on knuckles, but the fat between the knuckles flows over.

>2018
>not owning cryptocurrency

I bought cryptocurrency believing that it will make me rich ;)
I almost got rich 2 times but I got pumped and dumped instead, but believe me I will be rich soon ;))

Get the "gold" one

ugly

Well done for falling for the bait. Rolex doesn't make digital watches

>triangle at 12
>date display
>actual text on face

Attached: 1525808540529.jpg (448x373, 23K)

-100/10
horrible larp

>that hamfist
fucking topkek

>have some couth
you literal retard

>buying a $1000 coat you will keep for 5 years.
or
>buying $46 poorfag on you will keep for 5 month and look dumb.

Attached: photo_2018-05-10_07-26-19.jpg (960x1280, 102K)

Rich people buy a $400 coat that will last 10 years.
Go too far in either direction and you get a shitty product.

i see at least 2 guys here have the samsung gear s3, can you tell me how is it? i use a galaxy s8+ but i unironically think the functionality on the watch must be so useless, should i bother?

it monitors muh health lol

i was hooked when i realized i could see the time and price of my 3 fav coins. hate reaching for my phone for something so simple. cant miss moon missions so i need this watch more than the rest

uh i guess you have to share your phone connection all the time to the watch thru the hotspot thing, doesnt that drain the phone battery a lot?

>daily niggerbling thread

i would wait for lte version......i hate tethering.......i like true freedom no gimmicks........when running its amazing I can load songs directly to the phone and pair it with earbuds. so when i run its just my watch and earbuds love it........battery on most digital clocks last about a day. i keep my brightness 100% battery last until 6pm. my thing is crypto and listening to music while working out, NOT HAVING A HUGE PHONE ON MY BODY

*directly to the watch

my only problem with smart watches is battery life
I had an Apple Watch for a while and while I liked it, the battery life was a deal breaker

Business & Finance, sorry

yeah doesnt sounds worth it yet on smart watches, ill pass

fk ai fk blockchain fk everything

why doesnt .gov around the world drop everything their doing and come up with a super sonic sanyo battery that lasts 10 days or more ? all this new tech and battery life sucks across the board !

that casio on the left is sick

>wasting money on a stupid watch

lol boomers

was a gift in the 90s

my analog fav

used in many films and not sure why c o p s like that style/model

japanese finest for poor people (good quality at a reasonable price)

>2018
>holding deprecating assets as a status symbol
>especially one as useless as a watch

>trying to understand dumb boomers

why is that watch used in the middle east so much