/brit/

*strides assertively into thread*

imagine thinking some untrained guy could fly a plane and pull a loop
how thick are you

IF IIIIIIIIII COOOOOOOOOOOULD JUST LEEEEEEEEEEEAVE MY BOOOOOOOOODY TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

copped both

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where is the audi a3 and excess emojis, otherwise bang on

sue

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FUCK OFF MONI YOU BRIGTONITE CUNT

He trained in plane simulators tho

this is the only paki starter pack necessary

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it's over for modelcels

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*strides even more assertively into thread*

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Reckon drink driving should be legalised but reckon all cars should be limited to 30 mph top speed.
Not sure where everyone has to be in such a hurry anyway.

hey moni, i find you kinda attractive, please a pic. Pleaseeeeee

has anyone here ever gotten an asmr gf? i mean you actually got in contact with the artist and then became a couple?

Would you eat a bowl of cheerios that 20 dudes stuck their dicks in?

Then why would you accept a whore as a gf?

How is she so PENG?

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Nah mate drink and driving fast is the funniest thing. Only for suicidal people who arent gay and depressive about suicide tho

Any update on cokelad?

*mogs you into oblivion*

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had a nintendo related dream and now I really want to buy a switch

Why do some Brits look like the friendliest people in existence, while others look like the most fearsome orcmonsters?

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I live 100 miles from work

Heart attack at 28

I love the bitter virgins from 3rd world countries on here. Like those sadistic little frothing-at-themouth pricks from Ukraine or fucking Morocco.
They're the kind of ugly money and clothes wouldn't change. Like some real potato-head, sminem looking motherfucker.
They'll live and die with their video games, Jow Forums and anime.
Bless them all.

Fuck you too

Wow Moss Side is so nice
youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw

ffs she cancelled

It is really fun tbf, greatest craic ever being in the back of a van with no seats or seatbelts, bopping your head off the roof as your mate drives pissed and one handed, eating a breakfast roll in the other, speeding down a windy hill in the country.
No better feeling.

laying on bed, sipping some monster, window open with q medium breeze coming in, just finished raining and everything smells of petrichor
10/10 comfy

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I'm being serious.

Aaaaah you were to eager

I like joggers
Not a paki though

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

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I know :(

you live opposite a train station?

is that something that just happens even with good looking people like you?

Jive.
Reminds me of when I were a young la and that ad about africans having to travel a mile to get water would come on the tv and my mates would always chime in with why don't the stupid niggers just move closer to the well.

c'est la vie

chandos hall?

Almost violated the masquerade today

OI AM A COIDER DRINKER
I DRINKS IT ALL OF THE DAY

Good documentary this
youtube.com/watch?v=QFnrSXjn8MQ

nice lad

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Like this song

youtu.be/ygp8NblCY0Q

I have a Samsung galaxy s7

it's hard being attractive lads
everyone wants to fuck me
i want a wife

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still cant find decent Common Projects alternatives for under £60

time to pack for Paris then

had a gf like this but she was autistic about elizabethan era books not trains

I used to live opposite manchester picadilly yeah
fairfield

Never spend more than 100 dollars on shoes

Started reading berserk desu

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It's over for the liberal democracies

200 mile commute???

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my mate drives OTT fast (and this is sober) and i just egg him on. I feel like i dont even care if i die its some literal 'All my friends are dead, push me to the edge' type lil uzi shit

wrong

imagine being 18+ and travelling europe with mummy and daddy instead of on your own in hostels

Are nerds/fatties/fat nerds worth getting with? on a relationship type deal that is?

youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

tune

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I'm not travelling with my family though

really really like women

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who are you with then?

youtube.com/watch?v=KmJWD9jQvhc cracking choon right here lads

its over for rorke

paki

paki

thanks for the positive feedback

alone for some with my friends for most

holds up

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which ever user posted dutch rap about 3 days ago has really got me into it and now i need more
youtube.com/watch?v=pXYOncYHRKs
fuck sake help lads

sittingbourne?

you got a loicense for that?

Will he be the last WASP to be President of the United States?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Co0_BZiLdg

Yeah

wtf, yeah if you are into nerd shit

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hate my life and myself

>Underworld & Iggy Pop
wew

Heh me too, my mate grew out of boy racing though after he got an Audi, used to have a Lancer with a body kit, a Levin which was the best for overtaking and a Altezza which he used to diff all the time.
Miss him just doing stupid shit like driving on for another mile or so because some mommy's boy in a Golf had the cheek to overtake him so he just had to reovertake him.

Why?

Almost definitely

what is the equivalent of this character in Britain

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ive sobered up now but thank you anyway
well its like i feel their standards would be lower due to low competition. Like any female you can make them like what you like

Mad isn't it
Iggy is such a legend and he knows it

hmm so friends that flew above from australia with you or people you've met?
come on mate, you went to japan with mummy and daddy too
smelling bullshit here

Got a good face but terrible posture D:

autism hobby power ranking

god tier
aircraft

top tier
ships

mid tier
trains

low tier
tanks

deano tier
cars

Jimmy Savile

lol

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based

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What about manga? Just started my first today (berserk)

mr blobby i guess, but we had barney over here too

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