Why do Americans do X

>Why do Americans do X
Fucks sake you Eurocucks, why don't you focus on kicking out all those rapefugees and and shutting down the kike EU rather than worry about what a superior nation does?

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you can do better than this. 2/10 see me after class.

Why do Americans cut off their foreskin even though they're not jewish?

Is it true you wear shoes at home?

Because we enjoy having a clean and healthy penis rather than having a fold of skin that traps in sweat and skin oil along with a host of germs

Wait a second. They do this for real?

Why do Americans microwave their shoes in the winter time before going out?

why do you enjoy sucking the cock of Jews and why did you elect someone who's whole live is dedicated to sucking jew cock

Why do Canadians give money to the rapefugee terrorists they harbor while Zhang buys up all their property?

Circumcision sucks, I know. You don't.

>t. Was circumsiced at age 16.

medical reasons?

What's it like knowing the only reasons people even know what your cunt is is because of the little tool tip that you get when hovering over a flag? Also you seem a bit mad about Trump, afraid America First will hurt your cunt or something?

You're right, it's better to ask why don't americans celebrate X

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Why do Americans breathe?

I celebrate Easter, Christmas, and Birthdays. Got a problem with that Emunigger?

>tfw most refugees are still wh*ter than average american

We breathe so that we can steal oxygen from all the poor innocent sandniggers and south Americans we brutally decapitate every day for Israel

Azerbaijan is ruled by corrupt Jews

>be europe
>have a few percent immigrants max
>even liberal politicians are relatively tough on borders and immigration
>mass riots erupt all over the continent and bring europe to the brink of collapse

>be america
>be le 56%
>law is totally ignored to benefit illegals
>mass uncontrolled migration makes your people into minority and a mutt mass
>everyone cheers diversity as greatest strenght
>elected populist president openly praises latinos and niggers
kek

>h-ha Americans aren't WHITE
This statement would have more effect if you weren't being raped and bombed by sandniggers on the daily

you're just raped by niggers, except there are no wh*tes left

>even liberal politicans are tough on borders and immigration
If this is true why do you have a rapefugee crisis?
>Openly praises latinos and niggers
Legal immigrants aren't a problem, they are few in number and overwhelmingly vote conservative which helps keep the shitty illegals out.

I never got this one, is it really wrong to wear shoes in your own house?

Yeah, worked out well before that. Stuff changed and it had to happen.
Hurt a lot and you lose tons of sensitivity. All the cut-tards pretending it is nothing are like colour blind people disparaging colour.

They don't know shit amd don't want to admit they lack/lost something.

>be american
>die of easily treateable diseases on hospital doorstep because you cant afford 100 million dollar bill
>scoop out starving vets of apartments to make place for nigger gangsters on welfare
>get cancer because of complete lack of food regulation
>have all politicians owned by corporate lobby
>have mass surveillance imposed on you
>praise it all as patriotism and be proud of it
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>Be Croatian
>Live is Slavic post-Yugo shithole]
But your right, America is so bad! Please spare yourself and do not come to this paradis- I mean hellhole

>If this is true why do you have a rapefugee crisis?
you mean those 6% muslims overwhelming majority of which have lived in europe longer than the us existed
>Legal immigrants aren't a problem, they are few in number and overwhelmingly vote conservative which helps keep the shitty illegals out.
thas rite we are all one human race

I was circumcised when I was 10 (or somewhere around that age) due to medical reasons. I didn't discovered the wonderful joys of masturbation until much later in life so I've never experienced what it was like to masturbate with an uncut dick. makes me a bit sad. I don't know what I lost so I guess that helps

>be croatia
>have everyone live in cheap privately owned housing
>have universal health coverage
>have family values and community
>have western european living standards
>have world class human rights record
>have actual freedom of speech and thought
>have actual health stadards legislation instead of being obese gmo-fad corporate minions
its terible

Why are Americans so fucking terrible at banter and generally unable to make fun of themselves and their country.

rapidly growing influx of sandniggers that openly rape and destroy your nation while replacing your culture
>T-They were here first!
Small number of legal non-whites that happily assimilate and contribute to improving your nation while remaining a small minority
>HAHAHAHAHAH AMERI56 HHHHHEEEEEEEE *WHEEZE*
This is your brain on Euro

Why does Spain keep letting rapefugee ships dock after other countries refuse them?

>be europe
>have a couple of percent poor immigrants who mostly live in big city ghettos
>mass uprising that almost tears down europe happens

>be america
>entire country is a big ghetto
>everyone loves it

Because they're our Muslim brothers allied in the fight against the white menace.

>entire country is a big ghetto
Please tell me Euro's don't actually believe this

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Don't worry to much, it still works. I just dislike murricans or muslims glorifiying circumcision and pretending personal hygiene is so hard that cutting it off is a must.

On the other hand, they don't get taught to swim in a lot of schools in the states.
What do I expect?

poor muslim minority in europe like german turks are objectively more contributing, more civilized and whiter than most americans

To all you assblasted Eurocucks, remember you saved you in both world wars

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usa is an ancap shithole without any normal regulation, entire country is a playground owned by big corporations, enitre population is extremely stupid and ignorant, made such intentionally by the said corporate overlords, slowly drifting further and further into ancap tyranny
there is not even a semblance of community, you can hardly tell that any humanity is left in obese drones that are americans

each time i am critical of the eu, i look at america and say THANK GOD I LIVE IN CIVILIZATION

>fund hitler
>wait for the war to end and mass casualties to happen
>jump in, nuke people and collect all the accolades
thank you muttlord

we do

Is that seriously teach you in school? And I thought are education system was fucked...

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Keep telling yourself that m8.

>Is that seriously teach you in school?
do they really teach you saved europe twice in both world wars ? lmao

i presume common core teaches you that captain america was a real historic figure

t. Never been to beautiful Hrvatska

Because they know they won't have to take care of them. :(

>be usa
>constantly create and fund tyrants and dictators, destabilize countries for cheap gain
>even make money out of selling machinery to nazist concentration camps
>dont waste time like nazist on gathering foreigners and instead do human experimentation on your own population
>castrate millions of latino women in sick social experimentation
>nuke innocents
cant wait for reign of terror from american empire of evil to end and that they finally return to exploiting and terrorizing only their own population

>implying we didn't
eat shit surrender monkey

France surrendered to protect its citizens and beautiful cities so that they didn't end up looking like Berlin.

saved europe from hitler that wouldn't even be a thing without being created by american funding
will you save us from islamsists you created in your bloody thieving trail through the world as well?
after you steal all that can be stolen that is

but during ww1 you just helped us build some roads and in ww2 it's russians who saved europe, you dindu shit mutt

Canada

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>Legal immigrants aren't a problem,
we have between 10 and 15 million illegal immigrants right now, and that number will go up to 30-40 easily within another generation or two. except those children will be citizens because of jus sanguinis

so fuck off

bad proxy

which would not make them legal immigrants retard. Legal immigrants refers to people who enter this country legally, citizens of illegals are part of the illegal problem which I'm well aware of

imagine being baited itt by an albanian diaspora