/brit/

I don't really care if you cry
On the real you should've never lied
Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said baby I am not afraid to, die
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
Phantom that's all red
Inside all white
Like something you ride a sled down
I just want that head
My Brittany got mad
I'm really her man now
Everybody got the same swag now
One way that I trap now
Stackin' my bands all the way to the top
All the way 'til my bands fallin' over
Every time that you leave your spot
Your girlfriend call me like "Come on over"
I like the way that she treat me
Gon' leave you won't leave me, I call it that Casanova
She said I'm insane yeah
I might blow my brain out
Xanny numb the pain yeah
Please, Xanny make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted but it keep controlling me
All that pain now I can’t feel it, I swear that it's slowing me (yeah)
I don't really care if you cry
On the real, you should've never lied
Saw the way she looked me in my eyes
She said I am not afraid to, die
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead (yeah)
All my friends are dead (yeah)
That is not your swag I swear you faking
All these niggas wanna take my cake now
Radar, at the store, radar
Made somethin', look nigga take some
Fast car, Nascar, race on
In the club they got no ones, that we were baked now
Clothes from overseas, got the racks and they all C-Notes, you is not a G though
Look at you stackin’ all your money, it ain’t green though
I was counting that and it's not 20, that's a zero
She say
You're the worst, you're the worst
I cannot die because this my universe

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ok then

I've been banned from Jow Forums many times.

could crush alan like a little twig

Just been dumped lads hahahaha

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haha creased

wouldnt be surprised if i produce one of the best albums ever made

Dad drinks hobgoblin and watches Sargon of Akkad, the memes write themselves honestly

Spooky how the different shakras correspond to the most destructive points to HEEM someone

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>patreon.com/sargon
>$12,000/month to chat shit about some dumb tumblr sluts once a week

chose the wrong industry me

imagine going in for a big operation and some pajeet fuck comes in in a ragged lab coat tells you he'll be your surgeon and tries to explain to you what you have while misusing every single medical term
this is why socialism is a failure

listening to talk talk

alri Miss Congeniality, calm down

was arguing with a yank on facebook about british food and I looked up cuisine from our nordic cousins and it's even worse than our stuff
shit like rotten fish and stinky fish and fish and and boiled potatoes and cured fish and various stews

it's good to know that britain's food isn't too terrible

Yeah but you and me do REAL work

This is ridiculous. Fuck it. I will start being a YouTuber this year. I have a camera. Will work on angle and persona. /Businessgoal2019/

it's my life?

*Sip*
for me it's Spirit of Eden

had a wank into my underwear and they're already starting to smell fishy

Based.

Decided to come out as an alt right sexpat

what should i watch /brit/

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don't get the stupid 'British cuisine is bad' meme. all of americans stuff is repurposed german and italian food. at least british hove homely roast dinners and and nice warm meat pies.

>mutts

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enter the void

what's your steam profile?

it's usually just dumb people being dumb and assuming that everyone eats jellied eels (which I had never heard of until the internet told me that I apparently ate them) and third worlders who are bitter and hate the uk because we invaded them at some point in the past or privateer'd them

all of them ordered by release date

Just be yourself. But really you could do the ol international playboy thing on youtube showing virgin freaks how to become one.

just ate a scotch egg lads.
didn't taste right

>no foreign language films
pleb

Have watched every single superhero movie over the last two years because it's an easy idea for a romantic date with a new proto girlfriend. Genuinely enjoying superhero movies now and looking forward to the sequel to Infinity Wars

don't have one

>third worlders who are bitter and hate the uk
probably.

love a bit of team america

Can't stop wondering how fat 190 is

which bit?

I reckon he's pretty skinny if he does as many drugs as he claims to do
like freakish skeletal-tier

the buck o five bit

>Genuinely enjoying superhero movies now and looking forward to the sequel to Infinity Wars

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lol you never fail to crack me up Alan :')

Want to fap but can't get hard to anything anymore

>Have watched every single superhero movie over the last two years because it's an easy idea for a romantic date with a new proto girlfriend. Genuinely enjoying superhero movies now and looking forward to the sequel to Infinity Wars

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might go to 'cdonalds again. always on the mind.

All these niches like dating, travel, are saturated by cocksuckers and it's not very interesting to talk about. Politics that something that gets the virgin freaks excited, and I would throw some stuff about women and Asia in there. But I need to find a post-alt-right angle.

Any Jewish user friends here? I I've got an unattended portfolio of stocks and bonds just behind this door, ready to be signed over to anyone ',;^)

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today i might be mad, tomorrow i'll be glad
because i'll have friday on my mind

for me (a thinking man, as it were) it's laughing stock

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not gona lie the idea of some teenage virgin enthustiastically listening to alan bullshit about picking up some ugly thai woman is quite amusing

>They haven't read pic related by based Grant Morrison and have no idea about what's going on and the cultural significance of superheros

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sue

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>you now realise only people with friends and lovers actually watch the superhero movies and you're actually the loser for thinking the movies are for losers

sick tune
think you dropped this though mate

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booked my ticket home lads

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>alan mentions grant morrison
>but isn't talking about his Doom Patrol
half marks, not bad though didn't expect you to know who he is

the lyric runt is genuinely underage and would not have heard the song

sleeptoil beckons

spin it as a WMAF how-to series
you'll get positive publicity from alt-right virgins with yellow fever and negative publicity (good publicity) for calling yourself white

can't listen to gary numans music. his face annoys me.

lyricspammer here
can confirm i have never heard of that song

plain?

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Only like his philosophical/occult essays

I'm lyricspammer
fuck off

don't know why but I really dislike this song. maybe it's because it used to be on literally everywhere. something about this song just fucks me off

It's only fair. We're pariahs.

Hehe sounds excellent, the rooshv approach

i dont give a shit if people like sargon make that kind of money from retards on pateron
, i'd rather make what i currently do and not get randomly harassed in public all the time

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dragon age inquisition or red dead redemption lads

songs should be rated by how good the instrumentals and vocals are, not the cultural relevance of the lyrics

you got cucked from your only gimmick
leave this board and never return you filthy abo

Any crypto man in?

just played inquisition. a lot of it feels like a chore. red dead is better overall.

taking a big fatty smelly poop, lads

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>2018
>still playing video games
ishygddt

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based nigger

you lads prefer acid or shrooms?

>lyrics don't matter
no

>Morrison used DC's Invasion crossover to restart the book. He incorporated bizarre secret societies, elements of Dada, surrealism, and the cut-up technique pioneered by William S. Burroughs and Brion Gysin. He also borrowed the ideas of Jorge Luis Borges and Heinrich Hoffmann. The original creator, Arnold Drake, said Morrison's was the only subsequent run to reflect the intent of the original series
Sounds brilliant tbqh

my mate says I'm a retard because I don't pay attention to lyrics

yeah i couldn't get thru the start of it bc i just seemed like a really big map with fuck all to do in it, but i was thinking about giving it another chance bc i like mass effect

acid goes on way too fucking long

if lyrics don't matter how come i can't post instrumentals on /brit/?

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youtu.be/0eznkwijMvQ

if the song is meant to be lyrical then judge it off its lyrics but if its not then don't.
And good lyrics don't mean that the song itself can be mediocre.

that's why you have two valiums and have a nice sleep

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massive choon
youtube.com/watch?v=rEGOihjqO9w

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>i like mass effect
same, but it's compact and has a better pace. inquistion is good for role playing immersion i guess, but a lot of it is kinda boring.

almost every time i've done shrooms it's been cool, but i always hit the point where i realize that i just want it to be over
have had a couple bad trips though which are truly awful
acid is ok, not worse than a bad trip of shrooms but never better than a good one
in what context would you be doing it?

agreed with both of what you just said. generally speaking I rarely ever pay attention to the lyrics

What kind of stuff do you cook for yourself?

any high on ganja man on

ECONOMY: Unemployment lowest for more than 40 years.

Number of people in work up by 42,000.

86,000 fewer EU nationals working in UK.

829,000 job vacancies, highest figure on record.

love shrooms me
delicious in risotto

bet he was found not guilty because affray requires the victim to be human

i just want a game where i actually give a shit about the characters and the story and what's going on like i did with the first 3 mass effects

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