You wake up in Denmark

You wake up in Denmark
what do?

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Call my mom

I masturbate furiously

find you and kick ur ass

1. Find a job
2. Find a hipster Copenhagen girlfriend
3. Made it

That's haram

Rude

go home to my homeland JUTLAND because copenhagen isn't denmark, it's a district of mogadishu

I wake up in Danemark.

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>go to christiania
>smoke weed for a couple of days
>go home

Immediatelly cream my pants because I am master race, then go to the nearest social benefit store to get weed and die

Find elias bender ronnenfelt and punch him in the face for making a shitty album after waiting 4 years for it.

Go to the Glyptotek, they've got some great impressionist art pieces.

surrender Jutland to my Swedish overlords

be sad and depressed yet another morning. probably go on Jow Forums.
could be worse though, at least i'm in denmark

Play jaw harp in the street

Can I get a job speaking only english?

Push away the royal princesses who's been sucking my cock all night.
Then take the train to Malmö to visit my granny.

yes
i live in a small town and there is an italian gelateria where the workers don't speak danish

>That's haram
You need to go back to the other side of the bridge, Pär-Göran.

Take boat home

Look for my left shoe, give up, take train home and buy new shoes...

Based

Kek, this. They will never make an album better than PTFOL

Go back to Algeria, already.

>they will never make an album better than You're nothing
Ftfy mate

I get deported

Do it for Denmark

Get tinder and meet up with some Danish boys

Hit the pub and try to befriend Danebros

Immediately take a train to Berlin, then take a train to home and never again step my foot in there.

Buy LEGO

Take a walk in a comfy field like pic related because I've never been in a huge field before.