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Want to go on holiday with the mates but my mate wants to bring his gf which makes things awkward and different

I once took a piss that had some blood in it, thought I was fucked.

That was 5 years ago and it never happened again.

Why you lying

just tell him no
this is a boys thing
have some balls user to get what you want

I am based but learning to be red pilled

jet2 benidorm holiday next week lads, been looking forward to this since january, the missus can't wait

rachel cook is perfect and seems honestly pretty down to earth
maybe she's just a good actress

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thread splitting nonce

Geez a name or summat

dunno why everyone still complains about gta oline when they still add a load of free stuff 5 years after its release

they'll just call me an autistic gayboy mong with anxiety

I'm reading his essays? titled "Studies in Pessimism"
I've not read The World as Will and Representation but will probably after.

well it worked for them in the Russo-Japanese war
WWII they were mostly just overly extended, low on resources
but they did have retarded battle doctrine and too weak an industry

what the fuck is /birt/?

flying cars ruined it

she has the ideal body and face

all women are lad

looks like my sister

Really love the band "Skillet", searched for them recently, just found out they're classed as "christian rock", not even any mentions to god or jesus or shit in their lyrics

hmmmmmm

not lying ladgotten random nosebleeds all my life, often when the weather changes quickly

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Imagine being such a nonce that you make new’s, but also imagine even being such a bigger nonce you try to direct (and 100% fail) to your thread after not posting yours first in the previous thread

Where have her chebs gone?

>A Z
> Q
> W
french keyboards are weird

9 lidl caramel Twixs down the hatch
hardly my fault, shouldnt be so cheap if they dont want me to eat them

mate it was a joke and a shot at threadsplitters, are you retarded?

yup
for you
pics

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They're "christian rock" in the same way Flyleaf is. Their lyrics just don't have anything against the religion is all. Basically just family-friendly rock.

Awww, I saw a bunny today over my next door neighbours garden :)

>/birt/
>no sturaro
ye fucked it

based cara

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>overly extended, low on resources

true, but even in a full one-on-one battle with america, the outcome would've been the same

They're too proud for their own good, even to this day with the A bomb museum in hiroshima

>boohoo look at us we got bombed boohoo, what? Massacres in manchuria and burma? nah didn't happen bro

There will never be peace on earth until religion is completely eradicated.

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Fuck knows wasn’t actually focusing on your joke, I’ve just seen it a bag of times and wonder why people do it

Pakis have Halal
Yids have Kosher
Atheists have nothing because that's what they believe
We have Christian rock (Praise Jesus)

Who’d ya reckons the nicest sample on hollyoaks? For me it’s kim

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They needed Pearl Harbor to go MUCH MUCH better for them

Aw that's nice :) x

that's not what a good christian woman should be doing

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You a proddie or catholic? Also is their actually a white genocide going on in your country or is that just right wing memes

I reckon the "ambassador being late to deliver the message to declare war" was made up to save face
they needed a USN that was completely not expecting an attack

wrong. atheists have it all, no restrictions. I've ate kosher, halal and listened to Christian rock

how;s this then

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obviously, they full well intended a sneak attack, but even if they'd got most of your fleet, midway would still have been a humiliation

They really believed they were invincible and "muh emperor is god so we'll win"

Been feeling a bit melancholy ever since the proto-ex-gf turned up (uninvited) at a reunion I was having with some of our old friends

made a promise for a new life,
the leaders of men

cultural catholic i guess
i'm not from here but the white locals told me the country is on the brink of a civil war especially with the black commies roaming the countryside

omfg

Mate you keep whinging about it and its getting extremely annoying. SHUT THE FUCK UP

>no restrictions
no morals

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so you mean a girl you were passing acquaintances with?

mental that the only thing standing between you and a gf is lifting some heavy bits of metal for an hour a day

tell us more x

Got a gay mate that does similar poses to Turtle, scrunches up his face exactly like turtles doing in this exact pic

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yes mate genocide, slavery and child murder are such great morals. your god sounds like a great guy lol

Why you move there then?

better but not a fan of that samey bitch face you see on every single model
as far as rachels go i prefer riley

that's debatable I guess. But I would agree with you

*phone buzzes*
ah yes

>low battery
aah.. yes

why is this guy a meme?

It’s the classic pose of a man that’s in love with himself. They both probably think it makes them look handsome and sexy.

>
lmao it's turt

Idolatry is not worship you bent atheist FREAK

glad Christianity is dying on its arse. will be gone completely in europe in 20 years. peak cuck religion.

just got to worry about islam next

forgot how to crosspost

Literally the first time I posted about it

Yes, but we also had sex a few times

Not much to say

little uni work abroad lad, only staying here for a few months
went on a road trip the other day and the slums outside every city make it look like a 3rd world country

His confidence for being a 5'6 scrawny tosser is astounding and i howl at him for it simple as

*flexes on you*

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godless demon claws typed this

all european cities are a bit overrated

sir charles dabbington III
*dabs*

S7 gang

you could worship a god they might exist they might not or you could worship the feet of your goddess which are very much real

you a pagan?

all cities are overrated.

Churches are idolatry

unironically jewish satanic emasculation propaganda

Was once interviewed by the police under caution because they suspected me of downloading large amounts of cp, but suffice to say I was innocent of all charges and they came to realise that after our interview

stalking turt on /fa/

im not anything mate. just a human.

you posted this last year

>Churches are idolatry

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hahah so mate..................
did you?

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