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good your threads are shit

>comp sci

virgin freak

>remember the fanny hole is always lower than you think it is

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>X completely DESTROYS Y in debate
>*gets one million views in two months*

I know you're baiting but for anyone reading

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my right arm is buff as fuck

anything on the news?

#logang

what did he mean by this

>I live in Sheffield
is it comfy?

l;m thinking about thos beans lads

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dindu nuffin

And you're a paki that thinks raping 11yo girls is acceptable because it's your "culture"

You would look like a cartoon.
Better do 50 pushups a day and build yourself to 100. Those newbies gains would make you look like a relative Greek god

>Hell if you want to get your forearms going you can literally just get a pipe of some sort and rotate it in your hands.
no you can't
be quiet

for anyone reading

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turtle pulling that bent face again

Mad how much the weather makes a difference yesterday I was thinking to myself how nice town was looking. But on an overcast day like today it makes me want to top myself it’s so unbelievably grim.

The main question here is will Pochettino stick with a 433 this season as he did against Newcastle?

l'm online shopping lads

i only took 1 compsci class and barely know shit but if you think that skill won't come in handy later on in life then you are just a fat retard neet

No and yes

why and why?

forgot your meme arrows, dumb cunt

THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

Yeah it's easier to locate it by going for the asshole and then down a bit

50 pushups for someone with no muscle mass would be almost impossible. Or do you mean over the course of multiple sets a day.

Mark Kermode’s secrets of cinema on BBC4 now lads extremely comfy.

remembering when i was about 6 and ran out of bog roll after a shit. i used the cardboard tube to wipe my arse then tried to jam it down the bog but it wouldn't go round the bend, then my dad asked why i kept flushing the toilet and came in and went mental. he fished it out of the water and threw it away.

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acid is nothing like this

met at least 2 cute girls doing computer science here
had to ask her to repeat thrice because i couldn't believe it

this didn't happen

Let's not delude ourselves. Conquering as much fanny as possible is the only activity worth pursuing in life. That's why I'm hopeless and suicidal lol.

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I don't think rape is acceptable, however, I'm sure me and my paki brothers can make an exception for you

i think he will switch between a few, 4-2-3-1, 3-4-2-1, 4-3-3/4-5-1 depending on the opponent/who is available

for anyone reading.

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were they niggers? or do niggers not talk to whitey in za?

there a myriad of better things to do

Yeah either that or do 10 one day then 11 the next and so on. What matters is consistency, not what you particularly do.
Download or buy "the laffay method" if you want a complete (and solid) workout program you can do at home.

yes it did i remember very clearly being embarrassed. was probably the first time ever

didn't put enough cordial in my drink

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getting my bi weekly dose of nightscape
youtube.com/watch?v=9tYN6V9dCTI

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imagine actually believing this

me on the left

>I don't know how the 2 forearm muscles work
youtube.com/watch?v=DUxd5EoiY4s
If there's one person I'll trust it's jeff.

who dat

i said cute girls didn't i you thick yank cunt

I live in a council house in a scummy area and have all my life so it is comfy for me

wasn't memeing you sad piece of shit

had to do some thing with the comp sci virgin freaks in my uni and 95% of them were virgin freaks and the only girl on the course came and chatted me up haha

>he doesn't drink cordial raw

sauce?

i met a few cute ones too, doubt they ever had to do their own assignments

Wish I played lacrosse desu.

>I don't think rape is acceptable
No one is fooled. Abdul.

Why are men obsessed with bigger forearms? Masculinity is so fragile lmao

>Hannibal
I like funny stuff you nonce or things that make you think (such as the wild wild country' documentary). The sopranos is perfect because it's both funny and makes you think
Any Netflix recommandations lads?

i played in college
easy pickings desu

True

Spaffing inside women is the only goal worth anything

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what's wrong with being a virgin?

listening to lofi hip hop

not sure if l'm doing it ironically or not

box lacrosse is the most fun sport to play

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what is something that men know that women don't?

Tell me what building you live in at Durham, and make sure you leave the door unlocked x

alan how is your material so consistent? in awe at your prowess lad

mad men
though it is a little intellectual for your brain alan

It's pointless trying to get big muscles when your fat is going to just hide them anyway.
Diet is more important.

please stop lying. It's not right.

stfu shane

>had to do some thing with the comp sci virgin freaks in my uni and 95% of them were virgin freaks and the only girl on the course came and chatted me up haha

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Brett my son

Amber Doig-Thorne aka the thicc girl from the Facebook Fanta advert.

lacrosse is not a real sport

They're the skinniest part on your body. Plus having strong forearms is helpful.

what its like to get kicked in the bollocks

last chance u

seamus o'virgin

I don't even live in Durham, you whiffy wog.

REALLY FUCKING HATE MYSELF

not my name but knew plenty of kids named that and worse
and plenty of turbo chads like you read about online. i wasn't even particularly strong or good looking and still cleaned up off the residuals of my teammates 2bh

love
love will tear us apart
again

bet you love watching fat niggers in police body armor run at each other though and 75% ads during your viewing experience

Trailer park boyz reminds me of this song youtube.com/watch?v=OUipzGAewLA

true existential horror and suffering

Basically anything practical that doesn't involve cooking

what armitage shanks make

youtube.com/watch?v=8lNhTP_SGaw

maybe get to know yourself and you'' see you have lots in common :)