What is the most beautiful language and why is it German?

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Because it is so variable. It can be melodic and nice, threatening but calm, overly aggressive or simply normal.

Good thread ameribro.

Schmutzi

you cant ask a question then answer it

Great response

i love it because it is sofisticaded and complicated in a charming way.. but as was learning it, i was very dissapointed with the massive ramdomness of the genres, plural forms, etc etc..

Degenerierter Hurensohn!

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what dissapoints me is the massive amounts of anglo or french loan words they use. like when they try to speak articulate or in a sophisticated manner they just say a lot of french words that us dumb ameri burgers can understand

Brudi, beruhig dich kurz ja

Bro the Romance languages are far far superior to that garbage throat gargling sounding barbarian talk.

>randomness of the plural forms

this isnt random you just need to study German more

Swedish imo

>he types in a Germanic language
also
>throat gargling
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they really arent la, romance languages besides french is simpleton shit that any sub 80 iq person can understand. they sound nice though , german does indeed sound bad and gargling, but theres more to a language than how it sounds

yes I know,.. there are lots of harder stuff in that language.. i was just pointing out something that is ramdomly overcomplicated in comparison with our own languages

French is as throat gargling as German. Danish and Dutch pretty harsh though t b h

a language being hard makes it more awarding when you become fluent because not every chimp can learn it like spanish

can you speak spanish?

yes I'am fluent in spanish and German

>French is as throat gargling as German

How so?
Because of our guttural r?

Thank god English has romance influences, it doesnt sound bad but doesnt sound beautiful either

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my dog.

lets be honest you dont speak to women besides
asking your mother for chicken tendies

My mother died a long time ago, ive been hitting up your mom for the past few years. She keeps my belly full and my balls drained.

damn sorry man

German is a beautiful language, shame it's wasted on such immoral, subversive people.

Yeah make baseless claims about 'em!!

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Imagine a cute germ girl soaking her lewd, pale, germanic, aryan, smelly feet in your soup when you're cooking it to give it a nice sauerkraut taste.

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Sounds like someone gurgling bbc, turkish and arabs cock