So I recently got tinder passport which allows you to use tinder on any location around the world.
Decided to swipe in Brazil, and make a generic bio talking about how I’m moving there for work etc...
This was three days ago I have 350 matches and 82 of them have messaged me, got added about 30 times on whatsapp and recived lots of nudes. Nothing like this comes even though close to using tinder in Leafland makes me want to go for real now
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Also want to add the girls messaging me 90 percent of them are cuter then any girl I get messaged by in Toronto.
In Toronto get ignored by 7s
Brazil I’m getting messaged by 8s and 9s
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i made an OKCupid profile and easily had 10 likes a day from girls in SEA
Post screenshots
Anglo culture makes girls toxic and the men beta
Added to the fact you are a white gringo, this is the expected result
Btw, dating was terrible for me when i was in the us. I would never leave brazil for pussy. Ever.
How many of them were trannies?
kkkkkk
Any other easy Tinder countries? I am in desperate need of validation.
korea, japan, phillipines
>no proofs
ok
Thanks senpai. Do foreign women care if there are no other people in the pictures but you?
>Brazilian girls love foreign white dick
WOWWWW
el ogro de las canadas
No, just take the picture in some touristic location like with a beach or mountains in the background and pretend you love traveling. Brazilian women will be more than happy to introduce you to her friends and display you around like a trophy because you're foreign meat.
>Do foreign women care if there are no other people in the pictures but you?
Lmao
Look at the kind of shit 1st worlders have to go through
real talk, do you even speak mexican or br speak? how the fuck.
>tfw not a white man in Brazil
it's true. if it doesn't look like you're out doing something exciting, you'll be passed up unless you look like jc
czech republic's tinder is filled with hot girls. a friend of mine stood there for one week and saved some girls pics
Google translate portugese
Not gonna lie a couple were
I don't have any frens ok?
Congrats
I believe and pitty you
Brazilian women are all starving for non-monkey cock. They will do literally anything to get it. A friend of mine went on tinder like this and got a Brazilian chick to pay for his ticket just so he could fuck her. It's crazy out there in the land of starving bunda.
I honestly dont know how Brazilian men deal with being inferior short brown manlets.
Me neither and I got 3 dates this week
Mmm...
I'm jelly
Fucking Chadzilians. You guys have it easy.
Brs literally fucked every single russian girl in world cup man
Really? Are you ugly? I get those much a day
So did Argentineans, Peruvians, Tunisians, Senegalese and Egyptians.
Russian women being huge sluts doesn't mean Brazilian women are not huge sluts too.
for gringos and yuros, all of latam
the other day some girls went crazy for a guy when he spoke with his spanish accent
Wow it's almost like people find exotic people attractive because they are exotic in their country!
LOL if you think you're drowning in Tinder pussy in Brazil don't set your location to Venezuela
>TFW desperate 8's 9's and 10's will do anything for you to get them out
Are there even girls on there
Lol what would my bio even be ?
No one is tryna vacation in Venezuela
>10 likes a day
You must be a different kind of ugly LMAO holy shit
just put, "open bob and vegene." and see what happens.
or maybe say you are a news reporter doing a story on Venezuela
>he actually believes this
Lmao
bruh...Venezuela has a 7/1 female/male ratio
>pic related desperate to escape socialist paradise
>Brs literally fucked every single russian girl in world cup
Ahahhahahahahah
Yeah
And I fucked literally every single Brazilian whore
Your mom included
Cuck.
t.ypical cuck projection
Brazilian women desire white European men, not short impotent brown manlets.
My friend got to live in floripa for 3 months rent free because of 5 different horny bitches. Im going soon myself. Deal with it
Finland. Easy if you're a foreigner
The only Russian guy i know is dating a black woman. LOL.
I never saw a white Brazilian girl saying anything about Russian men.
Oops wrong picture.
Maybe because there's no such thing as white brazilians
>The only Russian guy i know is dating a black woman. LOL.
Unstoppable RUSSIAN BVLL cucks even KARA BOGA
>I never saw a white Brazilian girl saying anything about Russian men.
Well they'd never tell you
Aren't there lots of foreigners in Helsinki?
I've been there with Spanish, Google translating telling her to shut the fuck up
Are blue eyes mandatory for laying pipe in hot brazilian girls? not pajeet btw
Here in Rio Grande do Sul we have lots of Med-looking women and even a Germanic-looking minority that looks similar to American girls because they have German and Italian ancestry. They usually only want Scandinavian or German guys, they have really high standards and are really annoying though. So dating pardas is usually better.
Prove me wrong then, i let you stay in my guest house for free if you come here to Porto Alegre to bang some local girls.
Yes and no. Brazilian girls love blue eyes yeah and European guys will easily fuck them, but i've seen even Korean guys with decent looking girls and the stereotype that we have about Asians here is that they're all nerdy with small dick. For example, brown eyed Italian guys easily fuck Brazilian girls because they're like an improved version of white Brazilian men.
how about latinos from the rest of South Am? as in white or mestizo or some mix. Is spanish enough or try portuñol?
Do the trannies write it on their profile on tinder? I wanna visit Brazil and fuck tinder trannies.
What about me?
>Prove me wrong then, i let you stay in my guest house for free if you come here to Porto Alegre to bang some local girls.
Nice of you to accommodate me so I can fuck your women but I already have more direct offers, so to speak lol.
But if I am ever down round your parts we can meet if you like
Argentina has a reputation for having beautiful White women, but are extremely difficult to bang.
Never really saw any to be honest. But ok i think, i don't think they're much different from the average Brazilian. The main thing is meet people, if you make a group of Brazilian friends, you will get dick in bagina in no time. Girls like Portunhol, they find it cute, lol.
I never saw personally, but i heard Argentinean guys easily get BR girls in nightclubs (probably because it's the Chad argies that travel here).
Well, they're not "my" women, if you can fuck better girls than the ones that i get, then congratulations. I used to have a beach house, now i only have houses in Porto Alegre, sadly, getting foreigners here is not interesting unless they really want to come here for whatever reason.
Assuming you're white, anywhere in Asia.
Also am I the only Hk flag on this board?
>Now I only have houses in Porto Alegre
>Houses
???
When I visit Brazil in the future, I want to spend the most time in Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul.
In other news: blue turns out to be a color.
I never talked to an Argie girl. I saw some Argie girls on the beach some years ago and they were some genuine Med beauties.
kill yourself
>implying a russian "dick" can get past t h i c c bunda
>if you can fuck better girls than the ones that i get, then congratulations.
Well I'm Russian so of course I can
> I used to have a beach house, now i only have houses in Porto Alegre, sadly, getting foreigners here is not interesting unless they really want to come here for whatever reason.
I have Brazilian friends that can accommodate me in more convenient places should I need it, but thanks
I have 3 houses in Porto Alegre, one has a guest house, i let cool people stay there for free. Back in the day i had a big house in Porto Alegre and a large beach house with an amazing view of the beach in Torres beach, i miss that house...
Oh so you already been to Brazil. Did you fuck any white skinned girl?
>Oh so you already been to Brazil.
Nope. Not yet
Just know some Brazilians of my own that want to introduce me to some girls and some friends of a friend that'll probably be coming with me
I envy you.
>3 houses
How's the fuck you are not communism'd yet?
>So I recently got tinder passport
Ah GPS spoofing app is free, retard.
>Well I'm Russian so of course I can
That makes you statistically least desirable man, pidorashka, even """your"""" women acknowledge your inferiority.
Oh i see. In Floripa? Yeah, Floripa is definitely more fun, specially for foreigners.
It's not much net worth actually, it's just that houses around here are cheap. Only in downtown they have extreme prices. 2 of the houses are for renting. We don't even have a business or anything, so as it is, we're literally stagnated and i'm bored as fuck.
My father being a civil servant is what allowed him to accumulate this wealth. LOL.
>accumulate wealth
Nice work, buddy :^)
>In Floripa?
Yep. Gonna be a blast
>a 6/10 wants a brown brazilian manlet
Best she can get tbqh
>That makes you statistically least desirable
Obviously more.
Brazilian women want the white Russian cock
>brazilian
She's talking about swedes actually. And thus guy is a swede.
>And thus guy is a swede.
Fucking kek
Sad!
Also not sure what you find there that's antirussian lol
What are the best cities for fresh Brazilian bunda?
I'm not. That's not me posted that pic.
Cool
Want to fuck brazilian bitches too mate?
Lol based photobomber
Acquire wealth, fuck bitches.
Cool, when are you coming?
I don't really find her attractive.
If you could read the comments that BR girls usually leave in this Russian guy's videos:
youtube.com
The thirst is real.
I was going to mention he doesn't really "look" Brazilian, not the visuals in particular, but Brazilians don't smile or dress like that.
South Brazil is considered the place with the most attractive girls in Brazil because of the European immigration, so many of the girls you find around here will not be much different from Russian girls. If you want the tanned big ass girls then it would be Rio de Janeiro, but i still recommend going to Florianópolis like your compatriot, it's safer, it's nice and it has all types of girls because of immigration from other states anyway. São Paulo has pretty Med beauties with fat ass, but Sao Paulo is quite progressive so behavior wise the girls there are not much different from the average Western girl, but if you're Chad, go and be happy, abs selfies makes them go crazy.
>not sure what you find there that's antirussian lol
>says she's never seen so many handsome men before and doesn't want them to leave
Guess again
>Cool, when are you coming?
Probably in February. Might come later in march though to see carnival, but it depends on my friend.
>The thirst is real.
I know dude
Thanks a lot for the advice m8
I'm planning to make a trip around all of those major cities. I'll spend a lot of time in Floripa for sure though.
>being so autistic you take this shit seriously
lmao
Russian men are the biggest BVLLS on the planet lad. Time to step up or stop being a shitskin in a foreign country
I have been in both Brazil and Russia. The men are ugly as fuck in both places and that's why they like foreigners.
The women are nothing special, even the white Brazilians are below standard compared to any Western country you can visit.
>The men are ugly as fuck in both places
Except Russia has some of the most beautiful men and women on the planet dude. Cant really have one and without the other in a white country
Not really, it's a very known stereotype that Russians look ugly and rough.
>s-she's just joking REEEEEEEE
Sure, keep tellong yourself that
>Russian men are the biggest BVLLS
Literally no one on the planet thinks that, put plenty who think russian men are biggest uggos. Look at those studs and accept your inferiority.
>it's a very known stereotype that Russians look ugly and rough.
Rough manly men- yes. But rough is sexy
Ugly? No. There's no such stereotype outside of Jow Forums. And if it's only on Jow Forums then it's hardly a stereotype.
And then again stereotypes are brainlets anyway
Nah. Go back to sosach, incel
Kek. Also they're ugly as fuck and have shaved legs lmao
jesus christ is this you best?
Presenting some real fuccbois
Lmao
No, Russians being ugly is a known fact. And it is something a lot of people commentated on during the World Cup.
In Russia I am a 9/10 easily, in Norway I am 6-7/10. It's the only country I have felt I am a Chad, even in Brazil I didn't feel like that because they have more outgoing personality even if they are uggos.
When I visited Italy for example, I felt inferior in looks. Same in France.
Post norwegian passport then
With timestamp
No thanks, I don't have autism.
What made you interested in Brazil?
Which cities did you visit in Brazil?
Kek. thought so. Nice larp, proxyfag
You're paper-thin as always
>What made you interested in Brazil?
My friends experience with all the fun and women he had there
I've tried brazil on gold too (as most other countries in the world), it's the most easy pickings because there are endless hordes of mongrels there
You need to swipe left to clear out 80% of the mutts, then 10% of the generic white uggos and get to the 5% nice european ones and 5% that would pass as models in europe
Nordic countries have the best quality, almost every chick in sweden/denmark/norway is a supermodel