The absolute state of britain

Oii mate, do u hav a loisence to put rocks?

Please don't pretend you can go 1km anywhere in Canada, beach or otherwise, without seeing a cairn.

>Be german
>dig holes
>Be british
>stack rocks inside the holes to make it level with the beach again

i live in a landlocked province
we don't have beaches other than lake beaches which i don't go to as i am a loser

US: Brave New World
UK: 1984

>oi m8 u got a loicense for those rocks?

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Is Canada a mix of both?

oi moite, 'ave you got a loicense for stacking 'em stones?

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jesus christ thats a fucking real tweet
what kind of cunts just come and confiscate your toolbox?

Is that one Canadian flag now banned?

stop bullying britain please

I'm actually okay with this. Cairns have become a blight on "wilderness" at this point

Man those screwdrivers suck. Like, the head bricks almost immediately.
They deserve to be confiscated.

Oi wots fis nonce fink he's doin stackin em rocks like that on 'is shore? We should bloody report him for such a heinous crime

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This isn’t unusual reallt. Even here rock stacking is disallowed in many parks.

It's neither

But how will Mohammed be able to beat his wife now?

no wonder so many poms come to be tradies here

There's a difference between rock stacking and stoning.

>I know nothing and believe all the horseshit Jow Forums feeds me

Thanks for confirming

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Christ. Having government make some heavy-handed legislation that does absolutely fuck all to fix the real issue is the only way bongs know how to solve things, isn't it

Now the correlation of why Oz is becoming a nanny, cuck state makes sense. UK immigration.

>opinion article
>Should
Hurr why da britkeks banning rocks

>live in third world country sanctioned by all western countries with economy shrinking third year in a row and an oligarchic business elite strongly censores all your media and information
>"ha-ha at least i don't l-live in SJW britain, r-right?"

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Civilisation was a mistake.

Wow very deep!

Fucking do it. A natural rocky brook near me is absolutely littered with stacked rocks

/out/ was right

No, clearly this random article means government legislation!

I actually work for the body that would "enforce" this. Nothing is happening.