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thread will probably die before morning-edition

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STOP HAVING MIDNIGHT SEX
IT'S A WEEK DAY, YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP

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I’ll
Keep
It
Alive
Don’t
Worry

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Better sleep wagie, shekelberg wants you up bright and early.

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You can suck my cock, herschel goldnose, I'm on 2 weeks of paid vacation.

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this. Time to sleep

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RECORD PROOFS

Looks like they're done. I recorded a vocaroo a couple days ago, you must've missed it.

>paid vacation

this is a spook

how many shots of tequila before you get drunk, on my seventh or sixth can't remember.

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post please

I infrequently visit generals. I'd post in /cum/ more but this place is dead late at night

probably 5 for me

and all during the day

also listening to this right now youtube.com/watch?v=gPjqWwkAymg&index=13&list=RDepXGSp9YZ1Q

7 usually does it for me

>not accounting for time

friendly reminder that ours is 38% instead of 40%

Wowwee zowwee a 5% difference!

pretty intersting huh

Explain why it is marginally different so i can determine whether or not it is interesting

How?

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never had it in 7 years of wageslaving

If you drink 6 shots and I drink 6 shots, you'll take 12% more alcohol maybe it's because we're shorter? I think I find this more interesting since I'm buzzed.

I meant why 38%?
Also like I said, time matters. 6 shots can get even the most seasoned alcoholics drunk if they drink it in an hour. They might not "feel" very drunk but they are or at least will be. 6 shots over 2 hours will get most heavy drinkers drunk too.
t. guy you hope you never drink as much as

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That sucks. Military gives me 4 weeks a year.

how long have you been drinking?

>BG
Dakooters fuck off

Since my first drink? 14 years.
Drinking more than once a week? 9-10 years.
Drinking every day? 5-7 years

I've been drinking atleast 7 tequila shots a day for the last 3 weeks. is that bad? P.S I started drinking just three weeks ago I am 21 years old

That is bad, yes.

I'll begin drinking twice a week then, I don't get uch hangovers when I go to work since I drink water when I take shots. Still feels like a piece of shit though.

It's not good to start like that tbqh. Youre young and fresh to booze though. You could binge drink frequently for years and still feel invincible. The problem is the habit you develop. At the very least make sure you take a few days in a row sober. Once you develop a physical dependency even just briefly you'll never feel the same again, even if you detox. It fucks you hard. Take my word on that.

Should I go camping for a few days?

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Thanks for the info. I'll try to cut back.

Love wet pussy on my rod

Hey what’s up guys, morning!!!!

Good morning euro bros

I love you

Love you too user

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more pics from yesterday

morning btw cum

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Seems like a nice trip. Where were you? I'm here irregularly

Went on a tiny little ferry to Ireland's eye, an uninhabited island just off the coast of Howth, a fishing town that's part of Dublin

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Looks lovely. Wish I could afford to travel outside this continent

Find a job

youtube.com/watch?v=45VYF8Uxksw#t=30m45s

I work full time and am paying for a house and car lad

Get a bicycle heh..

If you were on a date with that chick you’ve always wanted to bang and she’s at your place and asks you if she could sit on your face and brap a fat one right down your nostrils...would you let her?

None of the seats will support my muscular frame obviously

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Thots upstairs stomp around alot
I mean i'm not gonna complain we make noise too but that's cause we play Melee not because we're THOTS

I hate thots but I love them at the same time for being thotty

>woke up at 5:30
>eating my morning muffet cereal

ahhh *sips*

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Howdy my friend
Coworker uploaded a nice pic on Instagram might dm it to you later...

>Usually sleep between 7am and 2pm
>Try to fix it by knocking back 2 things of Nyquil at 11 last night
>Feel like shit but I slept during normal hours
victory

Nice
A healthy sleep pattern is something to enjoy

thanks friend, never too many thot pictures

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*how it should have ended*

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dumb nier poster

What's up with all these yuroniggers coming into our thread. Fuck off, we're full.

KMD

Bump

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?

dead cunts

btfo this discord gay!

this roast was epic

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They shadow bamned you, retard

i know, because they're all gay discord gays

goooooooooood mooooooooorniiiing

morning sir

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yes hello

1... 2... 3... WEYK OP JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a white guy...with a fat cock

Avant Garde South Korean Memes

youtube.com/watch?v=QT6-d3Pv5TQ

>>>>>>>rebbutt meme

>when your favorite twitch streamer goes online

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Just got out of my job interview.
Don’t think I got the job.

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no more lying to me

nani did you apply for ?

Gf was mad at me yesterday

weishenme was she mad atchu

whaddya know, the thread survived the night

The true function of Reddit spacing is to make a post take up more vertical space on the screen, which means it's more likely to be read and get replies

Stayed at work till 9 pm working overtime

No it’s to make it not look like a wall of text and has been part of image boards and forums since their creation
Only newfags day redditspacing

that sucks.

shiet
was she waiting for the dicc?

shut the FUCK up, """dane"""

just mildly upset my favorite twitch streamer :(

I always thought that it was an attempt to make it easier to read, for like old people with poor vision. You know, kinda break up the text.

Maybe
Got home at 9:30 and she was sleeping

the hair is thinning, turning black, and falling out
and i bet i look retarded shaved bald

fuck

Risk analyst at a bank

I don’t know Visual Basic though, and they want a guy who knows that

>using an archaic language like VB in 2018

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There's literally no reason to use VB.NET when C#.NET exists.