Why don't they speak Icelandic?

Is there anything more cucked than speaking a foreign tongue over your own?

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having me fucked mum your

They do speak Icelandic but to answer your question: No, there is nothing more cucked than that.

>amþ íslenskan verður útdauð

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>Be in Iceland
>All signs etc. in English
>The locals speak English on the phone to each other
>English music everywhere

Globalism and Americanism is cancer

Well yes, I hate globalism too but to be fair you Brits are mostly to blame for it

Wrong.

>conquer almost every country on earth, establish a massive empire
>spread your own culture in said countries and make them adopt your language and customs
>not globalism
explain Nigel

They're just mad that they're no longer in control of it. Imagine being less relevant than your former colonies.

americanization along with a naturally difficult native tongue opens the way to pervasive *Nglish influences

>I don't know what the British empire was; the post

If you go to Papua New Guinea, you can bet your smorgasbord-slurping arse that they won't be speaking English and playing cricket even though we conquered them

>Imagine being less relevant than your former colonies.
h-haha yes imagine...haha

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Imagine living in a country with no history or culture aside from shoving cheez whizz down your gilbert and fapping to bimbos.

>India
>Australia
>Pakistan
>America
List goes on, the British Empire was definitely a form of globalism. Are you really denying this?

We left native cultures largely intact.

It's the US who are responsible for the destruction of cultures via things like mass media.

And you are responsible not only for creating the US but also for helping them gain cultural domination over Europe through WW2

They created their own downfall. It's absolutely poetic.

You seem to have incredible difficulty distinguishing between colonialism and globalism.

Wrong again.
>hur dur the Romans are responsible for Iceland speaking English because they created Britannia which led to the Anglo-saxon invasion which led to the dominance of Wessex which led to England which led to the British empire which led to etc. etc.

fuck off you twerp

>Americans trying to History

cringe

Almost everything bad that has happened to Europe for the last 80 years has been the fault of Anglos.

>using this thread as an excuse to blow snot bubbles about Great Britain

Embarrassing

I think the Welsh, Scots and Irish are more cuked than them.

Everything you touch turns to ashes and you know it's true

This is sad. Icelandic is one of the most valueable Germanic languages, possibly the most. It's sad that it's going extinct.

*creates 4 first-world countries in the space of 20 years*

you might not be as rich as Norway, as comfy as Finland, as unique as Livonia or as militarily powerful as us, but don't worry my ikea friend, you're more relevant and well-kown than any of those places.

Which countries would those be?

Having every one speaking your tongue, being unable to differenciate an indian poo from an english person. That is really cuckery.
Icelandic and Irish can at least speak a national tongue

Thank you for contributing to this thread, Morten. Unlike the screeching Swede and the pudgy Mongrel who just want to throw shit at me for my flag.

It is a crying shame, especially in an age when everyone is throwing confetti around over the concept of 'diversity', all the while languages and cultures are being destroyed by the relentless march of American """culture""".

But natives can't be speaking english with eachother? Sounds too strange, why would they

no, but to be frank it would be even more cucked if it was arabic desu

>completely missing the point of the thread

Another seething dirty jealous xeno wanting to bitch about Albion again. YAWN t b h .

I didn't screech, in fact you were the first to insult me. I just said that the British Empire was globalism, just like the Roman Empire was a form of globalism and the American empire now is another form of globalism. This is undeniable

Good to know we haven't been detected yet

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don't you have arabic lessons to attend?

are children even learning it during childhood?

>occupy it

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See what I am talking about.
If the flag were removed, I would assume that you both were buttmad anglos.

This is so true. It's so hypocrite when people speak warmly of cultral diversity in one moment and in the next they commin linguistic genocide against hundreds of European languages and also work to turn everything into America-clones.

They may consider it cool. Or they may have more exposure to English than Icelandic so they don't know basic words in their own language and it's easier for them to speak English instead.

The weak will fear the strong. Iceland deserves to become extinct

>if there was no way of telling which country you were from on an English-speaking forum....then I wouldn't know which country you were from


wow, genius.

theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/26/icelandic-language-battles-threat-of-digital-extinction
>Secondary school teachers already report 15-year-olds holding whole playground conversations in English, and much younger children tell language specialists they “know what the word is” for something they are being shown on the flashcard, but not in Icelandic.

Internet was a mistake.

99% of all languages that ever existed no longer exist. One day, even English will disappear.

It already has thanks to you disgusting mutts.

*Last 800years

I don't know what you expect us to do about it. If your culture is so weak that it can be destroyed by some dumb capeshit films and social media, then it probably deserves to be destroyed.

So literally every culture on the planet apart from maybe the Arabs deserves to be wiped out?

>mongrel logic

Yes
English media and cartoons is practically all they watch

This thread is fucking annoying.
>I listen to a radio show talking about how English is increasingly replacing Icelandic
>come on Jow Forums to ask Icelanders about it
>get told I am full of shit and an idiot by everyone, that everyone always speaks Icelandic, books are still all printed in Icelandic, etc.
>come back to Jow Forums later and find everybody agreeing with a Brit saying the same thing I said but less politely.

Wtf Jow Forums? Which is it? Is English supplanting Icelandic, especially among the youth, or not?

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Who could have imagined that Jow Forums isn't one person shitposting into the void?!

Yes I know, but it's odd that this time people from a dozen countries all seem to know about this and agree it's happening whereas last time it was everyone from a dozen or more countries acting like I made it up and was an idiot for mentioning it.

>>get told I am full of shit and an idiot by everyone, that everyone always speaks Icelandic, books are still all printed in Icelandic, etc.
Was this recent? Do you have an archived link?

I find it hard to believe people would tell you that Icelandic isn't under siege unless they're non-Icelanders suffering from let-me-tell-you-about-x-country syndrome

Maybe people are just more inclined to to trust and agree with a brit than a leaf?

EXCELLENT post

I think another fact is that North Americans appear to obtain their knowledge of European affairs by squinting from the other side of an ocean

The UK ranks a close 2nd behind Canada in trustworthiness. At least they did 4 years ago. Reptrak also has Canada's reputation as the highest in the world.

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>occupies us in 1940
>allows the US army to take over a couple of years later, opening the floodgates to americanization
you could have stopped this

why didn't you let Him occupy us

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Would you rather be watching German films? At least with English you're getting good entertainment.

That's just because you went to Reykjavik. All capitals in Europe are like that.

Desuarchive is down right now it says

yes

make no mistake, americanization would still eventually set in like the cancer it is but german bears a lot of similarities to icelandic because of both languages' germanic roots
under His guidance the miserable sight of icelandic teenagers conversing with each other entirely in english would have been delayed by a couple of decades at least

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>Tryna look any German media
>Fucking die of boredom because Germany does not know to be fun

Sad but true.

Why didn't you fight back against us fag, what kind of a beta country lets themselves be occupied

>tfw we r being occupied by muslims ;_;

>LED ME TELL YOU WERE YOU WENT ON YOUR TRAVELS

Nope. Try Akureyri

Everyone knows Iceland is just a tourist theme park island nowadays, also a lot of flights to USA go via Reykjavik, so a small population's language getting stomped should be surprising to anyone.

I'm trying to learn icelandic

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Don't Danish is the only decent North Germanic language

this seems bizzare

why don't kids just learn both as native languages? how is icelandic dying? are your schools not mandated to teach it?

>Danish
Absolute state

Is it hard to become an Icelander?

They learn Icelandic, it's just that English influence through media is too strong. Icelandic media can't compete with the the amount of English so youngsters take influence of it. It happens here too but not as much due to more language support. It's hard for them when their population is small so please try to understand.

same thing is happening here, kids using english words.
terribelly sad

>what kind of a beta country lets themselves be occupied
s-shut up

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lying is bad little brother

But why does this stuff only happen in Nordic countries?
There's a lot of American influence in LatAm (specially in Mexico) but people still speak spanish.

because we sit inside and do nothing for 6 months of the year

make it STOP

we'll get through this, Færeyjar

mundu bara að skamma krakkandskotana sem dirfast til að tala bara ensku og forðast slang eins mikið og þú getur

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B A S E D

It's literally norwegian except you don't articulate.

We have an incredibly small population in our countries. Faroese Island are something around 60000, Iceland is a coule hundred thousand, Norway, Denmark, Finland got around 5 million and Sweden 10 million. So there's not lots of people to create media to surround ourselves in. That's not even mentioning dubs and subs in movies, making norwegian or icelandic dubs or subs in a game or movie is just as costfull as it is making it in french for example so almost no games bother. I have literally only seen Norwegian in Valve games and Minecraft, a Swedish game.
In Mexico, you have a population of 127 million people and you speak Spanish, one of the biggest languages in the world. That's not even mentioning that our languages have similar traits to English due to common roots, making this whole situation even harder.

Bad parenting is a mistake, not the internet.

say it with me kids:
GLOBAL
CULTURAL
HEGEMONY

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There are way more spanish speakers and spaniards/lationas seem to be quite bad at foreign languages as well.

That Hitler reborn movie was pretty funny

eg royni altíð, at nýta so nógv rótföroysk orð, sum eg megni, í gerandis talu.

My little sister watches a Norwegian TV show with Russian and english subtitles.

She had no idea it was in norwegian and thought it was "german from the rich parts"

I kek'd, but I cried inside :(

skam?

Polish is taking over

>at nýta so nógv rótföroysk orð, sum eg megni, í gerandis talu.
flott hjá þér, félagi

það sem er mikilvægast er að reyna, ef allir gera það þá munu tungumál okkar byrja að endurheimtast

Really? You don't happen to remember what it was called or what it was about? I had no idea there were Norwegian TV in other countries.

poor Iceland (;_;)

You are doing the same to Ainu faggot

Russians/Ukrainians like Skam a lot

Yes, the thing with obnoxious teenagers and big yellow names of the days and times

she found it on some Russian streaming site

There is no pure Ainu left, they are all mixed with Japanese now, just like how Chinese breeded with the Tibetans and there is no pure ones left

We had a Norwegian series called Dag a few years ago. Pretty comfy.

Doesn't mean the language isn't being spoken still.

the US is responsible for English as the Lingua Franca, but I guess britain is to blame for developing English in the first place

skam is pretty big all over europe desu

I've heard of the show but I have never been interested in watching as from what I can tell, it's about a bunch of gay teenagers and some muslim bitch.