how do i make my resume less garbage, lads?
i'm in college, going to graduate soon. looking for my first job
How do i make my resume less garbage, lads?
Cameron Brooks
Gavin Reyes
Send it to me over mega and I'll re-do it for you, dipshit - and no, not here to hack you, this is a one-time offer and you've got 5 mins to send
Nolan Jackson
Find a store that went out of business and claim on resume that you were corporate level
Justin Richardson
Wow what an opportunity, I'd take this
Brandon Torres
Join a crypto community and work for coins. Fuck resumes, you going to dress up in a suit and beg for the job too?
Oliver Scott
thanks, i'm removing personal details from it right now
yeah, i don't know much about crypto
hmmmmmm
Noah Davis
r/resumes
Leo Morris
forget the resume.
Stop thinking like a worker and think like the boss.
Imagine running a business. You have deadlines, are constantly in danger of running out of money, and you could be sued by anyone at any turn. It's fucking stressful and terrifying at every turn.
The worker might think to get a job you need to appear motivated and competent. These are good things but will really only get you shit, high turnover jobs.
The boss needs people WHO ARE NOT LITERAL HUMAN GARBAGE. You cannot get that from a resume and interview. You need people who can do at least some work AND NOT FUCK EVERYTHING UP LIKE A PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. You are worrying about everything else in the world. You cant be worrying about theft, not showing up for a week, drug abuse, harrasment lawsuits, etc.
If an employer had to choose between an unknown that could be a superstar and someone who isn't guaranteed to do the above, the second guy will get the job (unless it is some mission critical role).
So what do you need to do? Meet people in the industry and prove that you are not a literal piece of human garbage. That's it. Those types of people are in high demand.
Jacob Green
ignore this entirely - a good resume, a civil and tactful demeanor during the interview (as well as keeping up with them and showing constant interest), and a respectable appearance can land you jobs that require skills you don't even have - I got my first job in inventory control without knowing what the fuck it even was - it's about presentation and psychology more than anything
Cooper Foster
taking way too long m8, you need to give more of a shit if someone's offering you something like this, peace