We all wish we were Chads

Why is that, you think?

I have a theory that the reason we invest in crypto is because we're inadequate, neet human beings who aren't getting the amount of pussy we'd like to get. I mean some poor Mexican fisherman who's banging thicc senioritas is probably pretty happy without money right? Why can't we be?

Because we need more pussy in our lives. That's why you should invest in Wysker. Because it's the cheapest pussy around and it's going to reach an immense climax within the near future. You're definitely gonna want to be in it when it does.

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But i'm a gay, so i guess i need more dicks.

Fuck pussy

I want to be a trap

I dunno man, I guess you could try and see if you like this instead?

I can now retire in my country ty sir for shilling this

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No problem Mr Africa, congratulations. If you stay in you could probably move north soon.

Wysker has a great selection of women's clothing to get you started.

Don’t fuck. Just buy it and hodl

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im here just to larp, i dont have any crypto and i here since 2016

You can help out anyway buddy, LARP that you're a dedicated Wysker hodler and help us spread the word in these threads.

Also my clever buddy told me to tell you that shopping is for faggots so you have a reason to invest anyway. So that's that one solved, this pussy is for anyone.

I think this says more about you and the world you live in than it does anyone else.
If you were born with a religious fever in a world starved of religion, you'd probably think everything everyone did was to improve their relationship with the divine.
If you were born with an extreme hunger for great food in a world starved for it, you'd probably once again think everything everyone does is motivated by food.
Instead, you were born in a world without that much of any kind of starvation, but in which women are placed on a massive millennia high pedestal perched atop a bubble so big it makes every other one look like a bump by comparison, and you have a high sex drive, so you think everything everyone does is motivated by the quest for pussy.
In truth though, women are actually pretty boring, what's really going on is just your evolutionary instincts kicking in and trying to get you to propagate your genes, no matter how much banal bullshit you have to tolerate in order to do so, and no matter how much unique and interesting time accomplishing and exploring things that aren't quite so stale and predictable it requires you to pass up.

Who said anything about women? Women may be boring but pussies are fucking wonderful.

They're the shopkeeper, you don't get access to the merchandise without going through them. It requires paying their price.

Like, in a pet store? Or do they own the exchanges?

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This is how you shill, I like your style

so stoked for 2.0 and when the marketing begins. Times square was just a warmup, couldn't be comfier

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There's tons of competing exchanges, and they all carry different pairs, some bitches all it takes is you have to listen to their dumb stories and tell them they're right, others want fiat currencies, still more want jewelry, some of them only care about your physical attributes, some trade like an ETF of diversified attributes consisting of baskets of gold, cash, real property, and personal physical attributes and intangibles and shit like that.
The one thing that never varies is that there's always a price.

50k wys chad reporting in

Never been comfier in my life

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> 102 Mio supply
> 60 Mio. in circulation
> to buy for around ICO-price
> unique tokenomics set to give users power back over their data
> MVP on android
> Version 2.0 with iOs-release tba
> Normies gonna go nuts on that UI alone
> Wys-exclusive Ad-platform EOY
> Gonna disrupt a trillion-dollar industry
> 100x in the making til 2019

500k wys, what are the chances of being a millionaire in 2019?

there's a coin better than this its called AMBROSUS.

this unironically

With 500k you‘re one fucking rich guy

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I've got the same amount.
You'll be a multimillionaire in 2019.

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damn I've only a fraction of that, 500k will net you 7 figures easily in the next bull run, until end of 2019 for sure