I've spent my life doing language analysis and discovered something possibly groundbreaking about Binance. Lets break down CZs favourite phrase word by word.
>funds What does CZ mean by funds? His old man coins? Binance's funding? His mothers crypto? This is very unspecific language and may very well be used to confuse users into thinking their cryptocurrency is safe to hold on their exchange
>are Another confusing word. Does this mean that funds haven't been safe before? Why wouldn't CZ add "are and have always been". This is clearly a tactic to once again make people think their crypto is secure
>safe CZ doesn't ever give a definition of safety. MT. Gox claimed to protect their customers crypto, then pulled an exit scam. Safe may very well mean safely being scammed away. Very unclear.
>why would cz scam you? Chinese scams are very very common in crypto, add this onto the fact that Binance doesn't like normies. Binance is reddits favorite platform. Do the math user.
Conclusively, in my expert opinion, funds are not safe. You should pull out your money as soon as possible.
Hi I like to go to bars and pretend I am cz. I made a fake blockfolio with 2m BNB tokens and show it to girls and do a fake Chinese accent and tell them I have a 7 inch dragon dong. It rarely works and usually I am thrown out by the bouncer but last night I did it and a girl actually talked to me and said she uses binance and i am a really ambitious and cool guy for keeping her funds safe. I didn't have sex with her but I felt pretty good still
Andrew Evans
They are currently looking to make a move to the Bahamas as Japan is probably going to ban the privacy coins
Nathan Williams
Bahamas is a known tax haven and has a lot of scams, while Japan is a very honest country. The pattern is getting clearer.
Wyatt Moore
>I've spent my life doing language analysis no you haven't
Kayden Richardson
Yes I have. Not professionally though
Camden Robinson
>funds are safe = funds are not safe obviously, i mean cmon he made it plain as daylight!
Lucas Watson
Sounds to me you are a waste of life then
Isaiah Perry
>Are funds actually safe? Never trust exchanges..
Jonathan Howard
You could say I was created out of a lack of safety
Nicholas Moore
funny
Zachary Miller
kek
Adrian Thomas
>>r8k
Jason Cooper
I can't wait for decentralised exchanges to get big. Don't you think its odd that you still have the decimals of all the coins withdrawn still on the Binance. it will add up with all the accounts. what other exchange does this? Why do ppl not take their financial security seriously?
Daniel Thompson
Yes. It's another clever way of scamming. Very sneaky.
Brody Perry
you mean the dust that you can now convert to BNB?
Easton James
it feels safer to keep crypto on exchanges because of 2fa but I agree you should not keep all of your egges in one basket
Jaxson Myers
Convert your real coins into binances worthless shitcoin, what a deal!
Henry Perry
Yes, convert your coins into our "coin". He's a smart scammer, I'll give him that
Sebastian Martinez
ITT: BCN community members
Isaac Watson
mildly amusing
Carson Clark
>coins that can be traded for eth or btc are worthless Uhh okay
