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UVXY inc earnings miss edition

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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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Basic rundown on Options:
Part 1 : youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
Part 2 : youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

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Which stock do I dump 100k in

CARV

AMRS

WTF is NVDA doing

Oh my god NVCN, glad I only dropped $25 in it for fun.

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KO

We had a good day anons. Best of luck tomorrow.

Aphria (TSX:APH)

trips decide

well shit
UNIT ER consensus was .62
its report was .62
do i have to wait till tomorrow to see if i get bogged?

Maybe put some into BILI, it was recommend by Montly Fool if I recall correctly.
Or some defense companies if you believe the tension will only increase.

>trips decide
ok
UNIT
so that my calls will be ITM tomorrow for sure
BUY

T

>Digits of truth
Just bought 555k thx

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yo im founding a company. shoot me an email

looks like we got a winner

6969buttfuckergayfag @ nigger.org

GoPro

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come on NVDA i need you to go hard in either direction

I'm going all in on Theranos

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Why is RH such shit at posting earnings?

Are you a trap, you havent answered

Thanks!

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kiss your money goodbye

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99% of "girls" on Jow Forums are traps

It's a 300 lb dude, lets be serious user.

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market looks confused to NVDA results...

Yeah this shit is back even now, PICK A DIRECTION

the only winners are the options writers

should have sold the puts and calls instead of buying them

The only trap will be the AIDS you get from sticking it in someone you met off a Taiwanese scooter centric origami webforum.

GE

this but unironically

at least your ER play is moving in a direction
the fucking suspense is killing me

its a real girl
I remeber she sucked comfys penis

No, """she""" offered but i'm three states away >:(

We call this the straddling dildo of insecurities

who bought shopify?

>mfw asked am trap
>mfw didn't take 50% profits @ 5.91 ;cancel sell order even

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aaaand NVDA is red

Forgot pic

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Did anyone else buy HEAR yesterday?

>tfw no red OR green dildo
feelsbatman

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That dude would have tied you up, thrown you in the trunk of his car, and then killed you in the woods somewhere. Good thing you didn't meet up.

Neck yourself for giving the namefag attention

I just want to know if I should bully it or not
Yes or a no?

YAY
i got a new dildo!

Sounds hot. I get to die without offing myself, 10/10 I'm down

NO MAN NO. DAMN IT NVDA.

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This is 4chin everyone gets bullied equally faggot

pic related

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Nah, kneepad is like a severely autistic little brother that has it so bad that bullying just doesn't seem right.
NVDA beat convincingly though, tomorrow will be big.

should have sold

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Me pharma company (AVXL) earns call now
It orge ;_;

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feed me MOAR green dildos

If its so beat, why red dildo?

Im strangled so ill make a killing either way.

Grabbed that EPH IPO. Feels good.

Hope so. Right now, nvidia is crashing my tech stocks with no survivors.

Will TBT moon tomorrow?

Every big company that beats earnings as of late goes red for a little bit and then moons the next week. They beat earnings buy .60 for fucks sake quit panicking.

Can someone take a look at my options? How screwed am I?

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i got some calls on TLT for tomorrow. i think its gonna gap up

who knows on the VIX play, but the others dont seem too bad. you got some time. the worst thing you can do imo is chicken out on options

Thanks for using a trip so that I can identify any terrible advice you might give

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just lay off em for a while until you see some green in your current plays

You have plenty of time on your options, however, why the hell did you choose something as random as the bank of scotland? UVXY you're going to lose your ass on in my opinion.

Yeah that'll do alright over the next few weeks. Possibly 30% or better. Don't long hodl it though. Weeds stocks can and do bleed profusely without notice.

what made you look at Avanex and think it was a good buy?

VIX is way too hard to predict. i have some 16 strike calls on it as a hedge. i think 20 is way too high, but it could just as easily happen overnight

ur welocme friend. Poverty drives anons to do st00pid stuff

Got it. I'll put a picture of iron hands in my spreadsheet

I'm not planning on holding UVXY for more than like 3 days, tomorrow is going to be a bear hard.
I listen to Market Place Morning Report every morning and they mentioned the bank so I impulse bought it.

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He's very lucky that Trump can tank the market in one tweet other wise I don't think there would be a chance.

I'm sitting here trying to figure out what the happening is that's going to trigger some kind of market happening and I'm coming up completely blank. I think the golden bull might be back and we're witnessing the market return to normal.

Can somebody explain to me what a 1 for 100 r/s means? Is it a good thing or bad thing?

Guys I'm new here, could you give me some links? I've been lurking so far, but it's just too much to grasp without background

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yeah thats why it aint impossible.we live in volatile times. imo if the VIX just continues to sink all year for the rest of the year, then i am DEFINITELY doing that fiddycent guys play. literally no reason not to. weve seen what happens when VIX gets too low for too long

wew
thats about as bad as it can fuking possibly get

>trump brings peace to korean peninsula
>investors still skeptical
honestly I don't blame you, there wont be another bullrun until we gas every kike man, woman, and child and erase this plague on the universe from history

Read the OP nigga.

if you have 100 shares of the stock, you will get 1 share of the stock that's worth 100x more. if you have 99 shares of the stock, you will market sell all the shares and get cash. (the second bit depends on the exact deal)

mechanically, its neutral, but its almost always a bad signal in practice

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Making a robinhood account and plan on starting to throw my spare money into stocks since I'm almost at what I wanted to put into crypto. What's the next amazon/microsoft/apple/IBM that in 10 years I'll be looked at as a genius for buying.

ignore everything related to options and uvxy or volatility trading in general. actually ignore the entire thread just consider it a dumping ground for your pink wojaks

bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

AMRS

Apparently NVCN are going to be doing that r/s by june allegedly. Bulls seem to be celebrating it on ST didn't seem to make sense.

This but unironically.

KO and PEP

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NLST

when was the last time the market did anything that was expected? nothing on the horizon means somethings coming

id get out before june then
ST bulls are the lowest of all retail. do the opposite of them at all costs

Thanks bruv