30 year old boomer thread

this is the dumbest meme. why is it funny to mislabel generations?

26 y/o boomer here

50k in crypto
120k in bank

doing my post-grad right now and hopefully get a good management position at McDonalds if all goes well

Ok I’ll respond seriously. I’m almost 32. I have 10k EOS and am the founder of a tech company holding an ICO soon. Advice is to not trade but enter promising projects early and heavy e.g. Ethereum and EOS. When you make it just work with people smarter than you to help you manage your money and make more of it. The aim should be such great success that you can stop worrying about you and your family’s finances and start giving back like Bill “Bitcoin is only for drugs” Gates.

t.boomerfag

typical boomer

My cope today is just that 30 year old boomer memetards are my favorite people on this board and my spirit animals. You my bros, you hungry.

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Oldfags are the best weavers of memes so we perpetuate the “boomer” meme to cope with being old while appearing to take the joke (which we perpetuate) on the chin because of how ok we are with being old even though it sucks.

Advice to non-boomers: don’t waste your twenties or do hardcore drugs including pharma (opiates, benzos) but do get in shape and try to be somewhat social without becoming an alcoholic. Understand that relationships are tough because we live in a time of me me me me me. Give a woman your mind but never all of your heart.

good luck meme bros
34 here, just got divorced, no kids
hoping to be a good year, career wise

>no larp, 30 year old boomer
spent my twenties shooting up dope
>quit with suboxone
>went back to school and got degree
>got cushy job
>trade crypto all day
>got in eth early last year and doubled with ven in january
>ven link eos and 0x
>live in gigantic city in my own apt i pay for with my own fucking salary it is so nice to not worry about dope or money and luck the fuck into crypto

that is the story of the 30 year old chadboomer

I'll be a 30 year old boomer in like a month. What's it like on the other side?

30yo here. $200k in ETH (my whole cost is cashed out already), $100k/yr wagekek job. low risk folios if you want to survive. the 2017 moon missions are over now. main coping strategy is expensive whiskey.

spent about 7 years doing weed, taking a long break now, suddenly time is a lot more precious than it ever was
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not to sound too dramatic, but I guess it took a me long time to find out I wasn't going to stay young forever
good money, well done
any plans for building a family?

Mistakes were made so cope the fuck up. Everyone has their own shit but that's how I would put it.

>any plans for building a family?
no, not really. I have a mental disorder which I suspect runs through the males in my family in various forms, and I don't want to pass on my genes. I'd consider adoption if I find a good woman.

32 yo boomer here. similar story. spent most of my 20s doing all kinds of drugs, partying, sleeping around. somehow I managed to maintain a high paying job throughout but spent every dime I earned on drugs and women. now I've cleaned up a bit and I'm finally stacking up some money. 200k as of now, shooting for 1m eoy.