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vcel here
you're greedy and lazy
Me in the floral shirt
Fact of the matter is: I just ate my own cum
my pet rock personally thinks speed is better than coke, but this is due more to financial issues rather than the drug
speed while can be moreish, cokes moreish values of it are vile and give my pet rock 5 grams of coke, my pet rock will do 5 grams of coke that night. my pet rock however can resist redosing on speed bc while the energetic state of speed might start to leave, there is a talkative and fun value still remaining. Coke on the other hand according to my pet rock, after 20 minutes will want to do another key no matter what.
Admittedly the coke high is more fun and a bit more hedonistic, it's too expensive to maintain that high according to my pet rock.
giving a 16 y/o speed tho, that's fucking ratty lmao, but fair enough suggestion it will make them play better..
messaged my ex lads, been months in the making. christ im so fucking pathetic please someone just kill me.
she broke up with me and i reckon she has no intention(or even had) of ever getting back together
is that tucker carlson?
thought id do a quick browse before bed and he's here
I can't believe it, he's posting about drugs at 2am on a Saturday, is there a duller person?
The trick is to not give a fuck and have abundance mentality
If you are speaking to 15 other birds and her then it's not a big deal and you wouldn't fuck it up because you don't care
Nothing wrong with messaging an ex providing you're in a better position than you were when she last 'knew' you
My coke habit is reaching cokelad levels of addiction
i work 60 hours a week and never leave the house except to toil, ive always been a good liar so if given the chance i could bullshit my way to a second chance maybe.
she knows me very well and knows to stay away though, so instead im just sat here a born again pathetic virgin freak.
Right. Time to get crack open a few and get pissed.
good post
this is what I keep telling my friends
don't ever oneitus
runt post
fucking kill yourself laddie
Nah dont do that then lad
Find a way to make time to go out mate
You can't fake it don't believe the bullshit, just meet other birds first
Amazing post
Hmmm
I’ll carve my initials into your face you scrote
thank fuck this summer is finally dying off
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coke lad coke lad
can't you see?
you're addiction is hurting your family
you need to cut back
you need to face facts
you cant reach your goals if your always on smack
guys at toil joked to this girl that she should go out with me and she was making vomit faces
Think its a shit test mate
Modern women are cool... this is very empowering... such raw transparency.... nice...
I'm hoping deep down inside that once I actually lose my virginity I stop being such a mong around females. I'm always disappointed by myself when I'm dealing with an attractive girl and I get awkward.
It's nature's way of marking out virgins.
one giant red flag
you'd be up in hr if it was the other way round
outstanding post
genuinely dont know how to go out and do things
growing up i would date girls from school or earlier jobs and eventually turn them into homebody losers like myself. now ive got no outlet to meet women and i would likely be a mess if i tried to be sociable around people.
NIGGAZ BE READING
Not gonna lie i hate fem*Les
imagine thinking typing this online is by any means acceptable.
the curriculum at your caravan site isn't very good, is it?
Did your 4th wife show her hair again mehmet?
fucking based lad christ alive
Need to get sober lads
I’ve been sniffed for the past two weeks every single day and it’s a bit of a blur. My mental and physical health is really starting to degrade.
stop posting him
when did xir post this one
Are you prangin out
>surprisingly pale
that's a good thing you self hating white bitch sad to see how zogged australia has gotten that shes that brainwashed by the kikes no surprise since here was 100 per sent white and christian until the kikes made the church diversify and the lgbt raped kids as they usually do making catholicism look bad and with faith in good weakened they spammed us with niggers and brazillians much like australia with chinks
sandnigger
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Why are Nazis such gullible retards?
Big time
I want to have sex with her.
say that word one more time
Crack of dawn
Cindy's moving on
Talking Cindy to everyone
Till she's had her fun
She and me
We twist the sun and sea
Still, she's talking to everyone
Cindy's had her fun
Though I've heard it before
Still, I need it more and more
But I just can't get away
Cindy kills me every day
And I tried and I tried but she looked right through me
Knife to my head when she talks so sweetly
Knife in my head when I think of Cindy
Knife in my head is the taste of Cindy
i've been drinking non-stop for 13 years and doing many other drugs besides. i am in the state now where the act of carrying a cup of tea up some stairs is a major challenge. i've got bad tremors, i've got balance issues, vertigo, my blood pressure is 160/80, i have sharp chest pains, i don't sleep, i have reflux, i heave bile every morning, i'm perpetually dehydrated.
reckon if hitler was alive today he'd just post his uncircumcised cock on Jow Forums to make people never call him jewish controlled opposition ever again
The best way to attract females is to focus on your own thing and not be obsessed or hypnotised by them. Girls don't want guys who are like hungry dogs. They want a man who's focused on achieving goals and ambitions with or without them. A guy who's going places and doing things and chicks are an after thought.
They love Men who are purpose driven and passionate about something that fulfills them.
tomorrow will be a good day
honestly
why are the Irish that post here be so fucking weird
Fucking hell lad call it quits would ya
okay
this is epic
sandnigger.
wtf having a badly made shirt with that picture makes me a nazi now
also that should be illegal, atleast the doxing part. too bad they won't get any punishment for it. wonder why
Bro everyone goes through that phase
You have to push through it it's not easy
Get a new hobby like climbing or something if you're already in shape and if not then gym
But this is all just words, you actually have to make effort and it's not easy to do that so it's about hopefully finding a good friend group who can support you on a bad day and like make you go to the gym or something if you are slacking
Basically you have to force yourself through the rough at first and it aint easy if you have bad habits that you need to break
>if you don't like far left violence you're a nazi and deserve to be harassed by a mob
ah yes, the tolerant left
Post ASMR please it;s bedtime x
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say that word one more time amerimutt
jews
Love BONES
stupid paki cunt would split your face in half if i saw you babble this talmudic nonsense at me, nothing wrong with anyone other than the monkey lovers that inhabit here
Feel sick
sandnigger
>far left
Not far enough
dad owes me a hundred quid
when you walk
through a storm
they'll be taking down that statue down soon
everytime i slightly move my wrist forward great pain engulfs me, this is truly a terrible night.
Ive been talking to myself for 30 mins
I’ll break his kneecaps with a hammer for 20 lad
>tfw I pulled a british girlfriend before 3/4 of /brit/ ever has
lmfao
time to jack off
you owe him your soul you ungrateful little monkey you were literally inside his balls.
say that word one more time bitch i dare you
ive gotten so much good advice over the years on /brit/ and Jow Forums but here i am still a fucking loser, i lack the drive to change honestly feel bad for all the people who put effort into their posts trying to help me.
honestly lad, shes not messaged me back and i plan to get completely fucking pissed(alone) then pass out and repeat this process until things magically get better or they get worse to the point i shoot myself.
I am currently dating an American girl
why do you feel that
ASMR is virgin tier
If you watch ASMR you're a confirmed virgin
sandnigger
sandnigger
Ahahhaha well for you ya ugly little fuckin smelly Arab manlet sandnigger tramp go crawl into a hole and die there you thick skulled desert dwelling crypto semite fuckjnf virgin freak with your brittle little wrists and hideous nigger features
i dare you to say that word one more time faggot
Dumb as fuck
I urge you read more then. A book can change your life lid, no joke
Can change your whole perspective. No one can help you but you
That's just the way it goes
good lad. where she from?
arrived at the conclusion i can not cum hands free to asmr
there is always a better day
Sandnigger.
what did you say irishboi ?
update on my situation: just checked her twitter and noticed shes posted a new picture and she looks very happy
displeased by this news lad, recommend me some books then as i dont mind reading x