/brit/

Not really

heifer whines could be human cries

okay James Smith

Blessed are the war criminals, for they shall inherit the Earth

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do you know how animals die?

It just gets funnier every single time. Can't believe they actually made this kind of joke

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what is stopping logan paul or ksi roiding the fuck out?

I would if I were them.

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We don't kill humans for food mate

heard once that "tonibler" is now a common name among albanian kids as a tribute to tony blair helping the albanian people

Mostly it’s because of the maids. Arabs, especially in gulf countries tend to have a ton of maids and they sometimes steal shit. It’s force of habit. Here in Egypt, nearly nobody has maids, were kinda too poor for that

can trace my surname back only to mid-18th century Philadelphia but a lot of records were lost when they consolidated the county and city in 1854 and all of the small villages were incorporated into the city
and then some cunt stole our family bible in 1880 with all of the records in it

serbs, iranians and irish are whiny terrorist subhumans/untermensch/undermen that should be exterminated

kek

look at this exasperating twat. posts an essay mocking virgins saying women dont like them and they wont get laid, despite the fact every man on earth was a virgin at some point and managed to escape it. he is so impassioned by his autistic nonsense as well. the only logical conclusion is that he himself is a virgin attempting to let off steam. remember NO VIRGIN EVER GOT LAID WOMEN HATE THEM THATS WHY EVERY MAN NEVER HAD SEX EVER! god its so laughable

>toe nibbler
lol
never noticed that about blair's name before

John Swartzwelder is the guy you need to think for all the visual gags and funny shit in The Simpsons. Man's a genius.

it's just simple play on words

on his way to the caribbean with about three of those kids

Yes
Blair and Clinton are beloved in Kosovo

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youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0

have an odd habit, I put my fingers as if im smoking to my mouth and take a hit of it
i quit smoking years ago but it just came up when i get stressed

Ah yes, a 35 minute video on incels I will be sure to watch this

what happens when incels are demonised more than rapists?

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based slav killers

deji is such a beta male holy moly

jake paul is going to mess him up, jake is also a beta but wants to be an alpha

Why do you care about these insufferable attention seekers

WOMEN HATE VIRGINS AND WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH THEM EVEN THOUGH EVERY MAN ON EARTH WHO HAS EVER HAD SEX WAS A VIRGIN AT SOME POINT! I WILL POST AN ESSAY DEFENDING THIS POINT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Might buy one, haven't owned a Nintendo system since the Wii, want to play Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong

She's so beautiful and also cute. She's perfect.

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"beloved" at the point of a gun

bound by consumerism

syphilis mitts typed out this post

please stop posting

I'm a good looking virgin unironically

>tfw have over 100 friends on NormieBook

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playing you like a fiddle tonight it appears

Who watches a SJW tranny rant about incels for half an hour?

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bc it's entertaining?

logan paul is pretty based with his manipulation

Most men who lived never reproduced.

The girl at work made me feel special because she flirted with me. Then I saw her doing with other lads and now I feel worthless.

How do I refuse to let myself be used for her attention seeking again? Ignore her?

It's time the tale were told
Of how you took a child
And you made him old

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Don't you think it's about time you and the sue poster retire?

Sue posted is a /brit/ stalwart

wheres the virgin/incel poster gone? im not done mocking him

it's more like a mentally ill brainlet just like tismo yank and the other
sorry to hear you worship sex doll tier models

Why was Britney Spears performing in Scarborough of all places

take it too far. engage with her but be sexually suggestive enough so she knows you're not fucking around. ask her if she wants to come check out your basement for example

Not having yank fucktards of all people telling /brit/ stalwarts to leave

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and......oh wait

we dont all share your regard for some bullshit korean bollocks

nobody likes you here, quit speaking for the group.
no one came here to stand up for your pathetic fawning over a fringe model. get a fucking clue

Now bane... that was a big guy *sips*

Choon: youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_JcGuH5Z8

maybe for you

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stomach again
hope it's quicker this time

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model girl from 4 years ago has ignored me

why are people so cruel

Did you take my advice

why do you ignore every single post where i take the piss out of you?

How could such cuteness actually exist?

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Why are so many young people miserable these days

don't listen to that guy

that guy has no fucking idea

anyways, girls like maybes, they don't like full out yes, if you do that, she'll be put off bc it's desperate.

flirt with her as you are but also flirt with other girls, keep her guessing about the potential she has with you.

youtube.com/watch?v=iuZ08XylFFg

lads

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>Why are so many young people miserable these days
this seems to be the number one contemporary boomer question if i had to choose one

>unironically being an A's fan

except the question was "how do i stop being used for her attention seeking" not "how do i pull her". did you think asking her to go into your basement was a "full out yes"? please ignore this post you absolute laughable joke. fuck off.

ok so you're suggesting he should make someone uncomfortable?

wow i'm sure you have plenty of friends

that suggestion reeks of sheer virginity

actual brainlet post
you have to be too stupid to understand the world if you aren't young and feeling like shite about it

Is your team winning

Guess what lads...

no :(

yes i am. an attractive girl who wants to string you along and play with you and treat you like a plaything can be put in her place easily by just being crude and sexual. you are the virgin here my friend

what's up?
eating pills on an empty stomach?

i think the brainlet here is the one who assumed I didn't feel shit about the world
in fact, if you were sophisticated enough, you'd read that the post represents a younger person's feelings towards boomers who seem clueless as to why the youth and young adults are in such low spirits in the modern world

Death to America
Glory to Allah

Simple as.

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what

or you just talk to her as if she's an acquaintance? do you lack in social interaction to do this?

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b578548b59a7

Lol

I am a NEET

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Virgin he's not wrong
If you're an adult virgin women think you're gross

getting very close to a 17yo girl at work lads
today she asked me "how do i find guys like you?"
told her i'm a fucking loser and that she wants nothing to do with me

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whatre we drinking tonight lads? myself? well its pic related

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Eating soup

Ignoring the gfs fat friend until she goes away

Stella

how many women have you talked to? (besides your mum)

so then how does a man escape virginity, omniscient being?

Been in bed for 14 hours straight

Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

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