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Unoriginal and dry

First for Hate boomers

On a road trip lads

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>I'll have one bag of brown please, and a massive working class audience to go with it

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don't consider rich people fully human

trondald dump

weird to see people from my school year acting like adults on instagram while im still mentally stuck in puberty

Mams a boomer and grew up in squalor unimaginable

>*Ring ring* hello yes, I'll have a 10/10 model bird please

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why does everyone play meme shooters like overwatch and fortnite

looks like a couple of friends enjoying each other company and a quick game on a road trip
only virgin freaks would make fun of that

weird how amy winehouse died but he's stil alive

i consider rich people the only true humans since they're the only ones with any free time to act like it

slag deserved it

>I'll take the worlds most famous supermodel and 20 Marlboro lights, oh, and a bag of skag

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prefer pubg. hate anime

Can see the disability wagon

>acting
key word here innit
they are as well

Yeah it was a sad day when i realised that I was a manchild by most measurements

Same, tommy robinson was in the pub last night, he stood up and started chanting "E-E-EDL" so I just walked over and chinned him, left him sprawled out on the floor for everyone to see

Everyone stood up and started clapping and the bartender gave me free drinks for life, got a picture of it on my old Samsung Galaxy S2 haaha x

humanity is free time plus adversity
going forward there will be no more humans because those with free time will have whatever they desire, and those with adversity will have no free time because their hobby will also be their job.

for a vision of the future, imagine the furry fandom, forever.

Pete is based and life pilled
He had unfinished business

Aye you’re not wrong we proles shouldn’t ask for too much

Get your skates on, mate.

Man > woman

feel like a drug addict when i'm brewing a 'press

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People mock junkies but I bet it isn't easy being a junkie

Know what I mean?

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is it essential to get into a RG uni?

OH NONONONO

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well i shouldn't have said acting. they have grown up jobs and we're 24 this year

anons mum is fucking a billionaire and cucking a former supermodel. good lass

Mad how rich people love logos, proper plebs

*dabs on /brit/*

>youtube.com/watch?v=egvvpAN78NI

any Mao Zedong man in?

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Oxbridge/London or bust honestly
No one wants scabby proles from Birmingham or Sheffield

Can't imagine anything worse than being a child growing up in London. Either you're an ethnic growing up in some shitty block of flats, or you're a middle-class white kid getting raised by the nanny while mummy and daddy go off to work in the City. Either way, you're in for a shit childhood. Sad!

starting to think Karl Marx was right

libertines posting is the best new gimmick of 2018

why isn't it the 40's anymore

russell group is in decline. plate glass is where it's at

niggers don't want universal basic income they want universal basic newports

t. graduate from keele

Haha what’ve they got to say about the lads?

Time moves on

same

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imagine going to uni and studying anything other than medicine law or engineering

They dont

Worst is the in-between. White kid growing up in a 20% white London comp.

British adults who raise children in London are the most selfish people on the planet.

>He didn't go to a plate glass RG uni

York represent

Any university of East Anglia man in

bit mad how multi-billionaires don't do more crazy shit
reckon it's because you need a certain mindset to become one in the first place
imagine some bloke who spent most of his teens and young adult life on various boards around Jow Forums suddenly coming into billions

the only good campuses in britain are stirling and east anglia

imagine not studying all three at once

and I started it
That guy was a faggot pffft fucking coldplay he said

>ignoring the University of Edinburgh

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starting to think mussolini had it mostly right

Patronising drivel.

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what about accounting

No one cares jock mccunt

is portsmouth uni any good laddys

dont need to go to uni for that

Only 40% of pupils take any A-levels.

Bloody hell, that must be miserable. Generally hat private schools and would never send my kid to one, but if for some reason I was raising a family in London then I'd be forced to send my kids to one, else they'd be a minority in their own schools and probably 500% more likely to get stabbed

the world would be a better place if all the doors for engineering tutorials had a trap-door underneath the entrance and all the furries, weebs and freaks who study it were immediately sent down the hatch to hell where they belong.

Never heard of it

I go to the Uni of Manchester, I'm smarter, better and higher on the social ladder than you could ever hope to be simply because of the uni I'll graduate from

I get phone calls daily from fortune 500 companies offering me jobs without an interview, and I haven't even graduated yet

My uni firmly puts me in the elite, I'm part of the elite you aspire to be, but weren't smart enough to join, enjoy your rank 50 uni LMAO

are setting up my siblings and mother for life i think i'd just use the rest to buy celebrities and models for a weekend

any newcastle uni man in

t. history grad

alri sara

it's spelt "ladies" you illiterate fuck

>Edinburgh
>Jock

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>brings your shitty unindustralised agricultural country that can't produce shit into a war where production is the most important thing

yes he was definitely a smart guy wasn't he?

i think you do to work at a decent level

any don't go to uni at all man in?

Went to Sheffield for uni
Was very happy there
Also I got a first

The state of journalism
They pick one fucking idiot to represent the whole group

Did it with that "muslamic ray guns" guy, but guess what? He wasn't fucking wrong was he?

Shocking

My uni is 3 hours by train from home haha not a fan

have never met a history student who made me despair for the state of humanity
must be a few freakish little runts who think they're pure romans lurking around somewhere but i've never had the misfortune of meeting them.

Went to York
Peng uni
Peng city
Got a good degree
On a grad scheme

Really is that easy lads

So why not live in student digs

got called an idiot on /tv/ last night

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>are
i meant after

wasted my life at uni. could have just been working. fucking cunts

the name's wee jock pee pong mcplop

Women fear the incel

idiot

Went to York St John
Gash uni
Peng city
Got a shit degree
Got promoted to supervisor at the call centre

Really is that easy lads

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viscerally uncomfortable viewing

Decent advice tbf

alarm just went off.

already up 2 hours ago

just laughed at a joke on reddit

worry that i'll meet australians at uni and get really jealous of them for living the dream

Alri

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>the grad scheme I'm on is ranked X in the country

IMAGINE being THIS proud of being a wagie

>paying for Telegraph premium

Odd. Go for the FT