Who else here unironically planning to kill themselves if they still haven't made it by the end of this year?

Who else here unironically planning to kill themselves if they still haven't made it by the end of this year?

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I won't kill my self because self preservation is programmed into us all too well. We are slaves to genetics

>die
>never make it

>live
>can make it

You're a stupid retarded dimwit haha :3

If crypto doesn't recover before the end of this year, then it's pretty much dead forever.

>Max out all credit cards, go all in on crypto
>Fuck up horribly kill yourself, get reborn start all over
Honestly, I think OP should just kill himself and take his chances in the next life. Gambler's fallacy is the only correct cosmic perspective to have in life.

Unironically I do.
Not because I put too much money in it, not because of anything related to crypto.
I started trading at the very bottom of my depression, when a thought of suicide was kind of comforting and I just lacked the energy to go for it.
So I got involved in some stupid airdrop, then helped build a community for a coin. I could do all of that and did not have to get up from my bed.
Started feeling better. Started trading and saw hope for the first time in a long long time.
I thought I got cured.....
Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago. The depression is back and again, nothing but crypto is helping. But this time it's like I became immune to the effects. Suicide is back on my mind. The only thing giving me hope is that I will make it by the eoy.
And I don't think I will.
Anyway.
Thank you for letting me vent here.
No one knows irl what I'm planning, and telling you anons comes with no repercussions but it still helps.
See ya on the other side I guess.

>Max out all credit cards, go all in on crypto
Hypothetically what could go wrong?

Well I can see you're not very smart.

Imagine being this shortsighted

If I don't flip into positive numbers by the end of the year, I'm fucking done with crypto.

I wonder how many neets offed themselves after GOX. How many BTC are orphaned by suicide?

>killing yourself
>not even attempting to make money the good old fashioned illegal way
>not even attempting to funnel wagebux into anything good

It's like you WANT an excuse to end it, OP.
Dollar cost average from your wagecuck job, your crypto will outperform your 401k several hundred times over.

Even if you retire in your 40's, you are light years ahead of the average cuck.

>who else going to kill themselves if they don't become stupid rich immediately

I bet your great grandparents idea of 'making it' was working less than 80 hours a week and curing polio.

Why don't you stop being a little baby and enjoy the gift of life you don't deserve?

Im giving it 5 years

>crypto is the only way to make it
Kys imediatelly

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There's more to life than money, kids.

Your happiness is directly contingent on the amount of effort you put into self examination and action.

Stop playing the victim, stop overthinking your life and just fucking WORK HARDER.

And, spoiler alert:

you will never, ever feel as though you "made it." It doesn't matter how rich you are. You're still a shitting, pissing, eating, fucking human with some or all of the associated human pathologies. Money might help, but keep it in perspective.

Now go clean your room.

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Absolutely nothing, if you're in Burgerland. We have some of the most fantastically abusable consumer protection laws. Your gambling addition becomes an expense that you can simply write off in bankruptcy. All of that money you lost just goes away in exchange for a 10 year hit on your GoodGoyScore with the jewish banks.

Now you can only play this reset card once a decade. Which is a shame, since I already used mine walking away from a bad real estate deal four years ago now.

Not me because I'm not a fucking lunatic

How about you use the time you spend moping over your sad existence and try to change something about it? And no, waiting for meme coins to go up is not a productive activity.

Fucking this. So many things this world needs, so many problems unsolved, so many ways to make yourself useful. (And no, feeding niggers is NOT one of them)

Okay shit-for-brains, listen up.
Had it occurred to you that, maybe, user here didn't just come to complain that this thing didn't work out, but that perhaps, he's reached a point in his desperation that he'd even try something shilled here on Jow Forums, the toilet of the internet.
Then imagine, that maybe this desperation is because he CAN'T change something about it. Maybe day in and day out of trying to put a smile on while walking into a cesspit of verbal and psychological abuse just isn't something you "get better at". There are some things, that no matter how hard you try, you can never win. And for some of us, that's our whole lives.
So why don't SHUT THE FUCK UP and do something with your useless life instead of counseling people about something you know nothing about.

It can be nice to feel sorry for yourself sometimes, but if you spend too much time doing that your just a sorry person.
You may believe the helpless things you tell your sorry self...but it's still a lie. Get your head together....there's no such thing as can't.

but if you kill yourself, how will you know if you make it the next year or not?

and that's a nice sentiment, but after 5 years of picking yourself up from being sorry, you start to take stock of everything you have lost.
Don't sugarcoat, time to face facts

Everyone thinks eoy is an impossibly long time away and therefore they must have made it by then. Do you remember thinking about 6 months time in the future in Dec and thinking how you'll have insane amounts of money by then? Guess what, that is now and this year has been nothing but ass rape. Whos to say it wont continue. In Dec 2018 we'll all be dreaming about our summer 2019 riches.

This bear market could go on for years. Face reality people and manage your expectations.

TIME TO MAKE NEW FACTS AND FORGET ABOUT OLD ONES

Yes, let me just forget that I live in a shithole with gang violence because I can't afford better. Let me forget that I can never be good enough at work because "let's do better than last year now!" Let me forget, that everytime I try to better something about my situation, I take 5 steps backwards. Let me forget it all

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Gang Violence Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Area Like Nigga Grab A Taxi

How much time have you spent addressing your unresolved pain today?

Not enough, I think.

Stop playing the victim, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Stop spending your energy on things that hold you back, like bemoaning the state of your world.

Yes, you're a bit stuck in life, almost everyone is. Now do something about it. Even if it's just washing the dishes, even if it's just lifting weights. Cultivate good habits and your world will improve. The more you feel sorry for yourself, the more deeply you will embed negative thought patterns and cultivate bad habits.

I'm not feeling sorry for shit, THERE IS NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT.
"ah user, just move somewhere else" where. Where can I go that's close enough to work, but affordable
"ah user, you should just get a new job" Okay, I'm not sure how much time you spend in the job market.. but it sucks, especially if you're looking for equal or greater pay. If you don't have experience in whatever, then they'll take a fresh graduate every time.
"ah user, you should just cheer up" I'd like to, but I've had one too many reality checks, thanks.
"ah user, you should develop good habits and better your life". fuck yourself. I've lost almsot every good thing I had because I tried to better things.
But sure, nothing to be gained sitting here shitposting. I don't know what to do anymore, but fuck if I'm gonna do this

yep

>Stop playing the victim, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Fuck off with this retarded boomer advice dipshit.

I fucking hate "depressed" assholes who won't shut up about how much everything sucks then get upset when people tell them to go help themselves instead of crying on the internet

What else do you expect to be said? That's literally all there is left to attempt to communicate to you.

It's harder than you think.

Anons please dont. You guys have a lot more to live for. You're lives arent that cheap. I may just be a pajeet by definition. But dont kill yourselfves over something like this.

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Not directly kill self
But if still super poor by 2020
Me deff gonna stop taking meds...

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I hope this is a prank, but I doubt it is because i’ve been there.

You’re in a toxic situation. Depression weighing you down. Shitty home life. Job that’s killing you. Probably lonely. Hopeless. Etc. Been there, done that.

Fuck worrying about “making it by the end of the year.” You’re focusing on the wrong thing. Just get the fuck out of where you are. Get a new environment. Whatever it takes, get out and give yourself credit for having the balls to leave it and start over.

If that means quitting your job and going into debt to reboot your life in a new place, fucking do it. From there, you can work on self improvement.

Get out before it kills you. Get something tolerable and work on yourself as a person. From there, you can worry about “making it.”

Money’s great, but it won’t magically fix your problems, user. Right now you’re like a guy with wildfires raging all around his house sitting there thinking “shit, I need to make it so I can get out of here and not get burned alive...”. No. Just fucking run away and regroup someplace safer, which is literally almost anywhere.

You’ve got a long damn road ahead of you out of this shit. It’s going to be hard. You can’t just “cheer up” and fuck anyone who says that. But you have to get to somewhere where you can improve your situation. It’s not happening in your current home, job, or social situation.

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user, if you’re that fucking miserable, stop worrying about equal or more pay. Take a step back to regroup. Work fast food. Go fucking bankrupt if you have to. Money comes and goes but you only get one life. You can’t see the damn forest for the trees because your priorities are so fucked up that you don’t even see how they’re fucked up.

If you’re worried about disappointing your parents or whatever, fuck ‘em. If you’re worried about needing cash to impress hypothetical bitches who only exist as possibilities, fuck them, too. This is your life, not theirs. They don’t own you. What good is “equal or greater pay” if you’re killing yourself and living in hell?

Nothing because unlike student debt, credit card debt can be discharged in bankruptcy.
You're objectively better off risking bankruptcy rather than getting student loans for a meme degree.

shit breh, legit advice. good to see its not all just curry niggers on this board

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World will end on June 2018 so the fact that whether or not you will make it won't matter.

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This is sad we are slaves of ourselves

kek
goodgoyscore
I unironically want to be a good goy and keep that score high
I hope the medical places don't send my report to collections
Because i cashed the insurance checks.... kek

Nah. I'm all in on crypto. If it fails, I will go teach english in a third world country and fuck the local women with my white privilege.

You live in Chiraq don't you
Nigga, there is money to be made in the streets
Fuck crypto, start learning the crack trade while collecting free NEET bux

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it's ogre

If I don't have at least 2 million USD by 2020 then I will probably kms.

Not me. I got into 0xBitcoin bro.

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Maybe. Likely have lung cancer and am waiting for test results. So if crypto is sucking I'd rather check out than leave my wards destitute. Hopefully there will be some kind of trustless will system I can use so that my wards might make it in my stead during the next run.

>Fuck off with this retarded boomer advice dipshit.

How about instead you fuck off with your entirely unproductive, uninspired commentary when I'm sympathizing and talking with another person. Also, you're not part of this conversation. See ya.

Do not make the mistake of thinking that you've tried and failed enough times to warrant giving up. Chances are you haven't actually tried hard enough. I'm not calling you weak at all. Remember there's always something you can do to get back on track. Don't let your problems become a tangled mess. Forget about big problems like moving and finding new work. Instead focus on smaller problems. Solving many, many tiny problems will have a positive cumulative effect of your mindset. I know you know this already but it's one thing to know and it's another thing to actually put your nose to the grindstone and do the work.

same here climbing back from almost fucking my life 2 years ago. it is possible, btw curry is delicious and cheap anons.

The more of you that KYS that were bag holding, The more coins that do not go back into circulation, meaning I get a better chance at making it.

By all means Anons, go ahead.

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Its going to take until 2020, maybe 2025
Implying you throw disposable income at crypto, and make good picks