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Few pints and a curry later, reckon life isn’t that bad after all
if this nigger gets casted as bond i will personally kill him
*Gets the grommits, grommiting*
>implying
who's the lefty Australian who's constantly angry at right-wing British posters on their own general?
this was obviously one of those ''make up some weird hypothetical presentation and defend it in front of class'' things you had to do in school and rorke's latched on to it firmly
weird freak
imagine thinking THIS looks like a paki
no you won't
looks like the zoomer kids are out for the summer holidays. parroting what their communist school system has taught them for 16 years of their life. then getting BTFO EPIC STYLE by rorke!
double o nigger
clearly a white man
anyone who says different is taking the piss
Does free version of Tinder tell you the amount of likes or you get?
gen z (gen zyklon as i like to call them) is based and redpilled
>heh, stupid rorkes. james bond is a black man and doctor who is a woman. aladin should be authentically brown tho xD
Bond is white for fuck's sake
shiver me niggers
It tells you if you have likes outstanding (1, 3+, 5+, etc)
jehovah is a demon and the abrahamic religions his design for hell on earth
watching better call saul accompanied by 4 crumpets
>Opening Bond intro music
>Silhouettes of black ghetto bitches twerking
popped kettle on only to discover there is no milk. poured me coffee still tho as mum was there and i didnt want to seem awkward starting up a kettle only to not use it. currently sipping on bitter plant water atm.
Looks like Imran Khan - a paki
>reeeee i lost all my litecoins : (
it's all so tiresome
baldrick
sue
good posts
leftymongs have no counter for these
you won't fool me spawn of Yakub
>He didn't buy BTC in 2011
Virgin freak
this could be any race shitlooord
imagine getting really fucking upset because someone who looks like a paki and is called a paki
>if this nigger gets casted as bond i will personally kill him
how do you go from this.........
clearly looks like a sri lankan muslim transgender woman
>heh virgin freak
>*plays fortnite*
Okay must of 2 then pretty sure this one has blue hair kek.
Acceptable Bonds:
-English
-Welsh
-Scottish
-Irish or Northern Irish
-Australian
-New Zealander
-Canadian
-South African or Rhodesian
based cobber
>Ayo, the names Bond, dawg, James Bond, but my friends call me Jimmy. Pass that mofuckin' blunt, M.
need something to give me purpose
Want to meet a girl, but also don't want to bring it to such a severe level as to attend hobby groups or even making a fucking eHarmony. It shouldn't be this difficult.
>zoomer10.jpg
The Crypto-nonce still here?
to this
Bond is described by Fleming as resembling Hoagy Carmichael, who was a WHITE American musician.
Pic related.
>ooooohhh my dayzzz bond should be a black man bruvvv
Good thing Idris Elba is English :)
To this!
FUMING zoomers ITT
sue sue how i long for you
sue sue what'd i'd do for you
sue sue do you love me too?
Didn't really want a Black Bond but now I've seen how much it triggers the Virgin Freaks I'm all for it
*gives you a porpoise*
>who was a WHITE
ummmm got any colour pictures of him to prove that sweaty??
>you're all virgin freaks and rorkes
>love corbyn me
this 2bh
>zoomer5.jpg
Spice is foul
don't understand northerners who smoke it
if you're not a brainlet you can figure out what colours are being shown in a black and white image
he looks like a Bantu to me
Autism
why do people say stuff like this in response to the suggestion of idris? its not like they're saying cast stormzy
>zoomer6.jpg
just changed the brake pads on my car. cost me £25 whereas getting a grease monkey to do it would cost me over £100.
who #skilled here?
>ahh yes, we should have another stoney faced white cunt playing Bond
nobody cares about your car
brainlet
and burn like fire
burn like fire in Cairo
haha
apart from you apparently.
>all white men are pale, stale and male! #diversity #makebondblack #ihatemyrace
was it wrong for lawrence olivier to play othello?
or if they put idris elba in whiteface would it be ok?
I can't tell the difference, can you? (if yes you're racist so your opinion doesn't matter anyway)
>>ahh yes, we should have another stoney faced white cunt playing Bond
how is this shit possible
youtube.com
Don't understand this "Bond is an upper class English gent" meme
He's a Scottish orphan the upper classes of the secret service use to do their dirty work
well he is scottish
Gutted they didn't show this in the Man City documentary
voldemort was the hero
A
FUCKING
FLIGHTLESS
BIRD
You can see from that photo that he's white you stupid gook
>therefore he should be played by a black african man
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love
yeah because I'm not a brainlet like you
i couldnt care less either way. getting upset over something so trivial epitomises first world problems.
come to think of it, why NOT Stormzy for Bond?
shut up goldfinger! lol
hes actually a cripped muslim queer indian transgender non binary hispanic italian latina fighting Donald drumpf
Nothing wrong with based Black-Brits lads like Idris Elba
who greenlit harry potter being white? smdh
the CHAD mo vs the balding poop
>Nothing wrong with based Black-Brits lads like Idris Elba
lol
NEED to see idris elba playing bond in whiteface.
>Loicense to Chimp
>The Spy who mugged Me
>Chicken Bucket Royale
>dindu another day
>The welfare is not enough
>Gibs are Forever
>Live and Let Loot
>The Man with the Golden Grill
>GoldenTeef
>MoonCricket
Replacing Bond with an African erodes the oppression and suffering of the Scottish from history
did you like that one yeah
So's Sanjeev Kohli.
nationality and citizenship should be based on race. Idris Elba isn't British. Everybody knows this, stop lying to yourself