/brit/

breitbart.com/london/2018/08/18/broken-britain-as-recorded-crime-all-time-high-prosecutions-plunge-all-time-low/

our police force is a joke

PROBLEM IS I HAVE TO KEEP POSTING HERE BECAUSE WHEN I STOP AND THINK ABOUT MY LIFE I GET EXTREMELLT DEPRESSED JJST LIKE NOW I'M SITTING IN MY BED STILL POATING HERE BECAUSE I KNOW AS SOON AS I TRY AND GO TO SLEEP I'M GOING TO START THINKING ABOUT EVEEYTHING AND GET REALLY DEPRESSED
FUCK

>these days

sue

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fat cunt

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Biology.

kinda wish i was in new york on 9/11
would've been mental

need a yank to buy a thing for me online and send it in the post. i'll make it worth your while ;)

opposite for me. really productive til i get on here then I make a series of very erudite and high quality posts then wander around the house muttering 'nigger' to myself for the rest of the day.

why do so many 20-30 year olds from Cardiff think it's an achievement to move to London?

The United Kingdom is grim

i said no memes

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Okay I'm going to have to limit my Jow Forums usage
Only going on here in the evenings or when I actually need to use it for something
Spend hours upon hours on this site when I could be doing literally anything else

sent ;)

The natural age to lose your virginity is 14. That's when most people lost their virginity before age of consent laws.

Barry Stanton wasn't real mongo

t. me 10 years ago

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why are ginger girls so much penger than ginger lads

>twitter.com/hashtag/StickerWoman
did she shoot the smack into her arm at the bus stop or something? Imagine giving a shit what cunts at the bus stop say

hate these little faggot dogs they're scared of their own shadow

pretty sure i would've laughed
not out of cruelty
that's just how i deal with tragedy

imagine being """vol"""cel

i'm religious and i still shag birds

We were planning a carnival the other day and I said "You know what we could invite Britain too." And he said "Yeah, they look real nice lads. I was watching some BBC documentaries..."

From what I can make out, these women in support are blaming men for this whole mess. The fucking sheer cheek of that

Fucking hate frogs, krauts, dagos, wogs. Don't mind indians, islanders, danes. Detest yanks. Hate spics. Don't mind slopes. Don't mind niggers. Can't stand ruskies.

if I was on the 9/11 when it blew up I would've just dropkicked the terrorists to death and steered the plane into the hudson river, simple as that

youtube.com/watch?v=kjidGmro6Mw

logic before he turned shit.

the whole mixtape is absolute flames.

and how does that make you feel

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Ok, he may not be real, but its basically the boomer populace of the UK

autism

Seth Rogan was on a plane to get to 9/11 on New York but he smoked so much weed he didn't die.

Dominos pizza is god-awful. The sauce tastes so nasty I make a prune face taking a bite and the crust is a garlicy mess. Shall be ordering either Papa Johns or Pizza Hut from here on.

Love frogs
So so on G*rms
Hate niggers
Don’t mind slanteyes
Eastern euros are a mixed bag

as if we wanna go to your carnival mate
bigger fish to fry

Ain't true virgin

oh god

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Dave Cappelle in London!

youtube.com/watch?v=KQTEarr4P4k

>pretty sure i would've laughed
>not out of cruelty
>that's just how i deal with tragedy

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cant believe papa john got fired for keeping a pet nigger in his basement

guilty 2bh same as when i do other sins like drinking or drugs

can't make heads nor tails of this
which way is the progressive way

a daring hypothesis lads
i reckon 190 and moni are the same man playing two characters

Thought you said your Jow Forums pass was banned? Isnt it against the rules to evade?

on second thoughts since this doesn't seem to be a thing. do you want to get on board with my start up?

it's an app that connect people who want to trade consumer goods that are only available domestically . the trick is it will only release the bank transfer with confirmation of postage

might be illegal and costly to navigate int trade laws but we'll succeed where uber failed

Is it acceptable to cook full english at this time?

Smell might piss off my flatmates?

The only good Eastern Euros are the Slovenians. You'll never hear about Slovenian gangsters kidnapping children.

i see

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i'm guessing you're an ethnic lad because there's a lot of words misspelled there, including "legerlise", "immergrunts" and "criem"
but you take issue with the misspelling of "sharia law".

so, are you sunni, shia, what?

#notmypapa

the real dave chapelle was killed and replaced by an unfunny clone

Can't believe they intentionally leaked the recording which led to him being sacked and sales nosediving due to the negative press, mental.

where in the bible does it say that's a sin

exposing racists is a moral duty for all good christian men

Usually I wouldn't care but full english seems abit much for this time of night

And the god awful smell after you finish cooking

might move to canada and snag a prime hapa gf

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it's way easier just going cold turkey with Jow Forums
I can take weeks, months, or even years off of here when I just set myself to it
but keeping it to a reasonable level daily or weekly itself is impossible for me

Donaldo Trumpito

wish limmy would do another livestream
preferably one that isn't overwatch
i was on fire in the chat for the last one

Doing snotties on my sheets

It's weird because it's two different types of progression. Basically it's TERFs (feminists who say male>female trannies are not females) vs. even more mental feminists. The second lot unironically have the law on their side.
twitter.com/MerPolCC/status/1030586943824965633

Any Ukrainian, Russian, polish lads I’ve worked with have been hard workers and good people. The women are catty as fuck. I’ve had worse experiences with scummy Romanians and Russians before though.

debbabito

/brit/ is an ibadi general, kafir

"I was expecting to see if my good ol' Malvinas would make a scene, but I ended up learning so much about the ancient tribes, about the saxons, even the vikings. Britishes are so clever!"

w..why is he hitting her

So many Chinese here. So many. They're taking over the country.

based and, dare i say it, redpilled

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sudden big whiff of dog out of nowhere
wtf
neighbours are all asleep as far as i know

i'm not a christian mate

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>wish limmy would do another livestream
>preferably one that isn't overwatch
>i was on fire in the chat for the last one

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Your ma just left the lavvy

One thing I like about Eastern Europeans is they love this country, they work hard, and they truly adopt the culture. That can't be said for most other immigrants.

Wtf i love terfs now

oh wait no i dont they're still feminist retards

you dont get to bring friends

twitter.com/DML74/status/1031128914876350464

>Way of the world, girls & women are always punished disproportionately for dissent.

???????????????????????????????

Women can't genuinely believe this.......... can they?

>Wtf i love terfs now

>oh wait no i dont they're still feminist retards

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12 hours until unitoil lads

Polski shops have some fucking delicious sweets. Cant say the same for curry houses or whatever hovels pakis run

>whatever hovels pakis run
Rape dens m8

no dont think so

another month for me

TERFs are the socialists to the tranny feminist communists

cancerous fools but if it comes to war between them i'll support the former, slightly more sane group

hardly any here, want me some HAPA women now

model girl is talking to me bc she doesn't have a boyfriend now

nty, not being second best, cya

she's one of them career driven girls anyways and it's like nah, fuck off.

might just build a massive room in minecraft, not gonna build anything in it, just a massive empty room

Would you date a camgirl?

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should i get to choose which prison i go to?

what classes you taking
im taking electricity, macroeconomics, pre-calc and engineering graphics / CAD