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Ask questions about how to start the glorious passive business of shrimp farming and post and talk about your own shrimp farms in this thread
/smg/ shrimp market general
Zachary Gutierrez
Julian Jackson
don't let this thread slide you ingrates
Lincoln Howard
The meme that saved biz
Ian Perez
>sitting down after a long day of shrimping
>feet up
>glass of scotch in your right
>cigar in your left
>press play on this song
>stare in admiration at your tank of money makers
Luis Barnes
beautiful green text anonkun
Camden Gutierrez
Mushrooms>shrimp
Anthony Taylor
I'm starting a bonsai tree hustle - but godspeed shrimpkun
Levi Evans
were all gonna make it anons
is that birch polypour? if so where do you get the spores from?
Aiden Brooks
Are you going to reinvest your shrimp gains into more shrimp or crypto?
I've been stacking silver bullion from some dude who gets it near spot price so gonna turn those bonsai into precious metals.
Jaxson Roberts
>is that birch polypour?
Nope, oyesters. They don't ship well at all so they're good for selling to high end restaurants.
Lincoln Turner
I already have 99.5% of my portfolio in gold so more shirmps probablly
Kevin Hernandez
Don't you mean 100% in gold?
>implying shrimp aren't gold in crustaceanic form
Jason White
thanks for correcting me desu, almost caught me slippin'
Jaxon Roberts
THIS IS NOW A MUSHROOM THREAD
WHO'S HUNTING THIS WEEKEND
Owen Nelson
MY SHRIMPIES STAY SUPER STINKY $1000 EOY
Isaiah Brown
I’m seriously doing research on this shit. Just like when I heard about bitcoin hitting $1000.
Adam Long
this is a joke right?
Ian Ward
Yes this is a joke please don't start shrimp farming in NY.
Add filter on this board you will never hear about this again
Please leave this thread
Nathaniel Reed
yeah big prank
Sebastian Nelson
i have 30 acres in the north east. it's next to a wallmart, there are about 3-4 small ponds. not really sure about how safe the water is to farm fish or shrimp in for human consumption because of water run off.
any ideas on what to farm in them without getting the epa or usda too involved?
theres methheads in the area so im weary about having anything "too out in the open" farm wise
was thinking of doing ginsing for a long term thing for the land.
Chase Robinson
lol
shrimp r ghey
Benjamin Myers
Outdoor ops are hard because of disease and predators. You'd also see a very low survival rate. Build a hoophouse
Ryder Phillips
Where do I sell these shrimps at?
Adrian Taylor
>sell
KEK, you live off of them ya dummy. It’s better than going to work that’s for sure, real men grow their own food anyways. Just don’t eat them too often because shrimps have high cholesterol.
Jordan Moore
Dude thousands of shrimp can fit in a 20 gallon aquarium
You don't need to use public resources for private gains
Ian Myers
Make sure you eat a spoonful of cooking oil with the shrimp, or you'll get rabbit starvation, and be constantly starving no matter how many shrimp you eat
Dr. Richardson, also, has remarked, “that when people have fed for a long time solely upon lean animal food, the desire for fat becomes so insatiable, that they can consume a large quantity of unmixed and even oily fat without nausea:”
Samuel Bennett
Okay I'll bite, where's the catch on this? Is this the GOMAD version of Jow Forums?
Oliver Cruz
Yes it is. You can unironically breed a shitton of shrimps and sell them for good prices. It takes a while to get started but it is not a meme.
Cameron Rivera
Paper shrimp for a few days.. make a ton of money. Finally get myself a real boat.
Lose all money. S
Such is life in the bayou.