>You're telling me this guy doesn't even have a parking ticket? He's like a goddamn ghost!
>A parking ticket, sir? He doesn't even have a driving licence, medical records show he's never interacted with any female sexually, never been employed, his parents claim they haven't seen him for years although he still lives in their basement...
>Who the hell does he think he is? Houdini? He must have accomplices, did you check his Facebook and Instagram, how many contacts does he have?
>Sir... He doesn't have a single social media account either. He's completely off the grid.
>My god... We're dealing with a professional here. Who or should I say what the hell IS that guy? Ex special forces? CIA? NSA? INCEL?
>It says here he's NEET.
>Never heard of them... Must be the upper clandestine echelon of all the alphabet agencies, doesn't even answer to the white house, doing wet work directly for the deep state illuminatis... His whole cover is perfect, no one would ever suspect a virgin unemployed loser of being the most dangerous elite assassin in the United States...
>My god... I thought they only existed in rumors. The National Espionage Encounter Team. Officially they don't even exist. Recall the task force now! We don't stand a chance against this guy.
>Sir! We just intercepted a text message he sent to a contact labeled "MOM". Only one word. "Tendies". What could it possibly mean?
>Must be some kind of code, he's communicating his next step to his handler. A target or a location. Get me the DA on the phone and put out an APB ASAP.
You're telling me this guy doesn't even have a parking ticket? He's like a goddamn ghost!
While this belongs on a different board, I kekd
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this is funny shit op
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>>Sir! We just intercepted a text message he sent to a contact labeled "MOM". Only one word. "Tendies". What could it possibly mean?
I'm in fucking tears
There's only one person powerful enough to handle a NEET.
Chad Norman...
Yo this is epic. Lmao
Toasting.
we need a sequel user
top kek
nice
get you some prize for that one man
That's some literary genious tier stuff right there m8
Include me in the screencap
laughed out loud and woke up my whole city at tendies user. Good job. We're all gonna make it
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Kek, you the real MVP
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>>Sir! We just intercepted a text message he sent to a contact labeled "MOM". Only one word. "Tendies". What could it possibly mean?
You should be writing books instead of gambling on crypto.