ITT We say nice things about Czechs

ITT We say nice things about Czechs.

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best post soviet country tb.h

Braća Česi.

nice porno

it's Estonia

>best post soviet country tb.h
That would be Hungary to you, traitorous son of a Polish bitch

They have godlike beer

they are the best slavic country on this planet

Czechs, you say?

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They make best VW cars.

I literally can’t. It’s rightful German clay

good porn

nice language
comfy gun culutre
good manufacturing industry/culture (better than germany IMO)
lovely architecture since it didn't get destroyed by krouts
great art
great classical music
nice people
also they aren't slavs

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are czechs embarassed by the fact their country is one big porn studio?

Prague looks very pretty

No, we are proud of it.

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Chill and based

good cars

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They were friendly when I visited and the okder parts if Prague look nice. They invented the concept of a robot, which is based. Also, Mucha and Kafka are pretty good.

>Prague looks very pretty
The older parts are and confusingly that includes the are called New Town (1347). If you go to the actual newer parts....not so much.

They are like Germans, but with a much better sense of humour/irony/despair/and without that unpleasant and permanent desire to turn the rest of Europe into their slaves thing. Their cuisine is as good as Germany's i.e. shit, the beer probably better though overall

This is true

How is that even remotely embarrassing

A woman went to Czech Republic and brought me back a mini-statue of a decked out baby Jesus with a giant crown. Suppose to bring you good fortunes, I guess because the original baby Jesus was poor but this one is rich.

Thought it was inteteresting too because Czech is post-communist atheistic but yet my cute and mysterious little baby Jesus statue is from there as well. So whenever I think of Czech Republic I think of him as well.

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Czech hunter has some nice gay very like I’m Indian

well it would be insulting if i said czech women are whores or easy women right? being a porn studio is just as bad

They have nice trams and subways in Prauge, and their Air Force has a top notch aircraft.

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All women in the world are whores, it's not insulting it's the truth

It's a meme, you dip. IRL our erotic industry doesn't hold a candle to Hungary or Romania.

If they are, then why are you still a virgin?

nah im pretty sure its you guys
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>sweminist white knight cuck police to the rescue

>to turn the rest of Europe into their slaves thing. Their cuisine is as good as Germany's i.e. shit,
Their's is but German is great.

Do you leave comments on the videos like, "very nice face, unzip bepis. show bolls. ok raep you next week"?

>Romania
He's talking about porn not prostitutes.

No, we take pride in that!

best landlocked country

15% tax rate and falling is pretty sweet considering it's as comfy as Austria, just with weird language.

>drug laws
>beautiful women
>nice art, literature, architecture
>cool language and culture

based country

Your women are HOT!!!!

Czech beer is pretty good

decent paygirls

They are german rapebabies

>good manufacturing industry/culture (better than germany IMO)
How so? Know nothing about the culture so I'm legit curious as to why you or others would believe that

Cute.

nice porn

That's the Child Jesus of Prague, a figure located on the Saint Mary Church that's object of devotion by Catholics over the world
>t. raised by very religious mother

You were raised as Catholic? Wew that’s pretty rare thai

nice things about Czechs

CZ makes good guns, Prague is fucking gorgeous, also you are central Europeans and not eastern :)

Thanks Catholic-bro.
Czech that flag again.

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Nicely memed, asian Czechia

CZECHAV

Thanks guys, I love you too.

We cope.

Beautiful country in every aspect

All good, but they are sl*vs. But considering they are a mix of germans and slavs in both culture and genetically, it's actually a good thing. They are not as mentally unstable as other slavs and not as robotic as germans.

Good country, one of the few eastern countries I like.

Slovenia is good too, but because you are mix of slavs and germans. If you would just be g*rm or sl*ve, i wouldn't like you.

Their actresses are beautiful.


Yours too.

I was there on holiday really enjoyed the Capital and people. 10/10

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Co je české, to je hezké.

I don't think I've ever seen anything as appealing as Mucha's art. Incredibly lovely.

As said, it's a meme based on branding. You won't find Hungarians branding their stuff that often.

>cafebabel.com/en/article/buda-sex-and-the-hungarian-porn-industry-5ae006bff723b35a145e116c/
>Despite this crisis, adult cinema is still a very lucrative business: porn in Hungary generates around 636 million euros a year, representing around 0.5% of the country’s GDP.
>Hungarian models are the best.’ This is why Budapest has become one of the world’s porn capital cities, according to Istvan ‘Kovi’ Kovacs, 50. He is the head of LUXx, Hungary’s largest porn movie production company, which he prefers to call ‘adult cinema’. ‘Movies made in other countries like the Czech Republic use Hungarian models because they are better,

Here the porn makes less than 0.4M Euro (despite having ~1/3 greater overall GDP) and uses much more foreign actresses.

czech 'em

Lucy Wilde

czechs do not have lax gun laws
if they had based BLACK gypsies would have wiped them out by now

of course poltards will blabber what they memorized

+guns
+beer
+chill people
+engineerly
-normies
-boring
-basic bitches
-too few pretty girls

not sure if ironic or berkay
kys eitherways

nobody has guns in czech republic except catholics in the east who just keep them at home and polish them
never saw anyone carrying except police


MUTT thoughts are hilarious, czechs surrendered immediately to nazis then to soviets
those guns would be useless

and there is no crime in czech republic anyway gypsies and sl*V(e)s would rather hop border to germany and commit their crimes there.

wh*te subhuman breivik tried to buy guns in prague and couldn't do it so its not that lax

however if you know the right people you can get semtex and build a proper bomb
islamic state got quite large amounts of semtex from czechs

they are lax in a sense that the process of receiving the gun permit is extremely easy and you can own pretty much any kind of non-automatic firearm, including .50 cal rifles
on top of that, you can also get the conceal carry permit
just because you have never seen anyone carry doesn't mean they can't you goddamn nigger
>wh*te subhuman breivik tried to buy guns in prague and couldn't do it so its not that lax
he wanted to buy them illegally so your point is moot

you can just get a blank gun and get it converted into a regular one in any place in the world

i dont understand why anyone would get a gun with a permit anyway

czech em

im not good at math but i think you just moved the goalpost like two miles away

Good beer and cars

colorful flag

Ostrava is the prettiest and comfiest city I've ever been to

Great beer
Some beautiful places
Good food
Laid-back approach to drug penalisation
Bohumil Hrabal