Hey Jow Forums I got laid off and I'm broke. I have $2...

Hey Jow Forums I got laid off and I'm broke. I have $2, half a tank of gas and a big bag of rice and no bills to pay anytime soon.

Is there anything non-sexual I can do online for money while I learn programming? Do shillfarms actually exist?

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stop being poor.

>Bbbkknch
nice id desu

I want to but I'd rather eat rice for a few months than be a wagie again.

I appreciate that.

Break and enter and don't get caught.
Also, how are you gonna cook that rice, OP?

Apply to Blockstream. They'll hook you up with 50 twitter accounts and 100 reddit accounts to start your shilling. Only problem is they pay in BTC so trade it for real bitcoin asap

Boil, drain, eat. I didn't know there were other ways to cook rice but I've always been a food pleb so it doesn't surprise me.

Why no rainy day money? Even my cousin who wagecucks for peanuts has an emergency cushion.
Convince me you are not just suffering the fate of the grasshopper for being a lazy, indulgent cunt.

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how much did you get paid for that post?

>Becoming a wumao for North Corea
Top kek.

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Shill farms are mostly just a meme sadly.

I'm retarded. I'm not asking for a handout in the form of gibs, just curious to know if its possible to actually make money online without investment/skills.

There is no rule in making money online. Stop following.

What does that mean?

top lel

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If you can write passably, you could try writing or copy editing tasks on fivr or wherever. There are also a bunch of similar sites out there that pay out in crypto for odd jobs.
If pajeets can get online work, you shouldn't have too much trouble, just don't expect the compensation to be great.

>Only problem is they pay in BTC
Yeah and you still need to space out your payments to avoid fees.

Just open a tab with Adam. I'm sure he's good for it!

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It means
>you can do it!
>I dont know how though

Thanks, didn't know this fivr website existed.

Nah, he's actually right. The people who make the most money online are the guys who don't follow the rules.

this, the sites that pay you for doing tasks and viewing ads only give you fractions of pennies, and you have to complete hours and hours of work before you can cash out at all.
You're better off scamming people yourself.

Try this whatsapp group user. Its pretty good for getting info on coin price action

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